I posted this Miley Video of her celebrating Christmas, probably on MDMA and Blow, as these kids do these days, and really as people did when I was 20, if you were in the right circles, it’s not like getting fucked up is a new thing, especially when you’re rich as fuck and have the pressure of all these assholes around you to perform and deliver…I mean I know people who have been having drug overdoses since the 70s, from wanting to have a good time to fill the sad times in their soul…

A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Dec 12, 2014 at 4:50pm PST

All this to say, this isn’t a new thing, but that’s expected, nothing Miley does is new, but the nipple pasties and wig, that make her look like a weird little gay boy, are still entertaining enough to stare at – when you realize she could just move somewhere tropical and never be bothered again….but instead…she dances like a dancing monkey with a “look at me, I’m Miley”…level of annoying…do what we can be sure is totally not authentic, or from her creative soul as an artist, because Disney turned her corporate at 12, but that is still obscure enough to #wtf….right….

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A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Dec 12, 2014 at 4:50pm PST

Miley Cyrus may not be a Christmas miracle…if anything she’s the fucking worst gift you could get on Christmas..the kind of shit you want to take back but can’t because there is no return policy…like it was a sex toy that you used on the way home with some homeless bitch passed out on the bus….but as long as she’s not talking her man voice…and she’s out there getting high as fuck like other entitled rich kids…producing weird instagram videos with bows on her tits…dancing around all weird as fuck…I am all about her. I am easily swayed. Just give me unconventional shit and even if I don’t find it authentic at all…I’ll still believe because it’s better than anything the corporate record labels want her producing…

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The story that really isn’t that interesting – is that Miley Cyrus was completely wasted during Art Basel – to the point where the Bathroom attendant wouldn’t let her into the hotel bathroom, or kicked her out of the hotel bathroom, before Miley snuck back in and locked herself in a stall with her friend, probably doing whatever drugs they could find…she’s a white trash millionaire…what the fuck do you expect…I mean roll through any trailer park in america and offer some toothless meth head a million dollars a month or more just for spending money and see what happens…

Now I don’t know who was locked in the stall with her, I don’t know what drugs they were doing, but it must have been luxurious, you know seeing as you have to lock yourself in a public piss covered toilet to do it…but the rumor that is obvious but still funny, is that Paris Hilton was all over he all night, probably trying to eat her pussy hoping it would give her powers, youth and relevance…or maybe Paris is just a dirtbag brat who fucks everything she likes…but more likely, she’s just more into associating with what she thinks is important…

Who cares…well I guess it seems like I do…

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My biggest fail of Art Basel so far…and it is only the first day…is that I missed this Miley Cyrus in pantyhose and a thong while wearing pasties…because she’s an artist, up on some Lady Gaga kick, only reaching a younger crowd and doing it pretty fucking awesome…even if it’s all fake…because nothing in life is real…except this fantasy boner I have for Miley right now….who I hope is still in Miami…so that I can throw sperm at her and hope that it sticks…because being Miley’s K-Fed is my fucking dream.

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I don’t believe that Miley Cyrus is actually a freak, she’s most likely just a confused rich girl because she was raised in a fucking bubble, getting everything she wanted, making stupid money and having stupid fame, only to relate to the outside world through her computer, turning her into this outrageous, anti-Disney thing that she’s become…

But I do believe in her posting pics of her brushing the dirt out of her mouth…in her panties…

She may not be the future, but her fans are the future and that’s perfectly terrifying…but equally amazing.

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A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Nov 11, 2014 at 1:24am PST

I would rather this be the porn parody of Miley Cyrus, Miley Thigh-Rus, with spread legs, making a nude in bed selfie matter, but I’ll accept this from Miley Cyrus, better named Miley Virus, because she’s a cancer on the youth, but I guess that’s why I like her…you see – I like all evil…

Here she is pinching her nipples on her birthday

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A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Nov 11, 2014 at 1:59am PST

I don’t really know what the kids are into these days and I wouldn’t really thing that Miley Cyrus is really representative of the youth, seeing as when I was 18, I didn’t or couldn’t relate to anything going on in the mainstream, and anything the mainstream did was just fucking lame as fuck, even when trying to tap into the skateboard, punk rock, hip hop world…but maybe things have changed, and maybe with the internet, the mainstream is the underground, and this Miley shit is deemed cool, and not just parody of what’s actually going on….because I think it’s pretty cool…

I mean she rode a giant dick for her birthday, like a mechanical bull, and photoshopped herself to look like she’s riding into Kim Kardashian’s ass…

That’s amazing, even if Miley is this disconnected popstar rich kid freak…it is amazing..and that’s all I have to say about that.

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Every white person, not just trash from the deep South who hate everyone because they are hicks, but also the rich as fuck in LA, make fun of Mexicans…Miley is a bit of both….

As a half Mexican, even I make fun of Mexicans, because we are an easy target, and don’t actually care if you make fun of us, as long as you visit our country for all inclusive vacations, and do cocaine our cartels have died and made millions to deliver to you….

I figure calling her out for her taco and sombrero racism would be funny, but it is no different than every night a birthday party goes down in a Mexican restaurant…or even worse Cinco de Mayo…

What white people don’t realize, is that it isn’t culturally relevant, we’re just trolling you idiots, so keep eating them tacos and burritos…and we’ll keep laughing at you as it distracts you and we slowly take over the population of your country…it’s a silent attack…

Not that I know anything about being Mexican…I’ve been in Canada, which is the opposite of mexico, the last 30 years…but I can pretend I care…especially when it comes to Miley…and racism…up on some Ferguson shit…that has nothing to do with Ferguson…

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Apparently, it was Miley Cyrus’ birthday, so she took her deep redneck voice to instagram, where she showcased her “art”….featuring what I assume is a baby picture of her, photoshopped on a dick cake, because that’s just shocking enough to be considered legit in your weirdness, when no one really believes anything she does is authentic, she’s a robot created by the media to make money, but at least she’s a robot created by the media being strange, racy, quirky, and not all Christian, because that Christian lie, is way fucking worse than the “I’m a crazy drugged out weirdo, look at how weird I get” lie…

Of course ????????

Una foto publicada por Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) el Nov 11, 2014 at 5:50 PST

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Uma foto publicada por Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) em Nov 11, 2014 at 12:56 PST

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Uma foto publicada por Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) em Nov 11, 2014 at 8:14 PST

I think Miley Cyrus is pretty great. She’s just some spoiled rich kid, raised by a truck stop hooker, who may have been a cocktail waitress and a dad famous for having one of the trashiest all american songs in the history of shitty one hit wonder music…you know the kind of simple people, with no real morals or values, because my theory is that if you aren’t born rich, you’re garbage…..especially when you become rich and create a Miley you can sell to producers to make more rich…

Basically, what I am getting at, is that Miley has the opportunity to do whatever she wants, to perform however she wants, yet she chooses to be some crackhead, half naked, white girl into weirdo hip hop…and she owns it…

Her instagram…is just fucking next level strange…and kids everywhere are getting into this…and I can’t imagine it being a bad thing, it’s just the future…

Here are some selects of her “art work”…she’s crazy.

A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Nov 11, 2014 at 10:21pm PST

A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Nov 11, 2014 at 10:21pm PST

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