Miley Cyrus is a lot of fun…at least in her social media where she’s basically showing her spread asshole or tits on the regular…because that’s just the generation we live in..

We used to have to watch cheesy Playboy porn for this softcore erotica….and now all the mainstream talent is doing it…in what they think is free the nipple feminism..and that is free the nipple feminism…because why the fuck shouldn;’t someone post their asshole on their own personal instagram when instagram is worth billions of dollars thanks to people’s content productions…it’s like you want to control what I say, what I do, what I post…because you’re a higher than thou moral compass and authority on good and evil…when all you’re trying to do is use me and my content to make your stock value go up…fuck you..while I try to fuck Miley thanks to loving her little body…even if she’s a rich hick with zero authenticity…who cares..

Here she is singing from the Vagina Angle…

A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on May 12, 2015 at 7:12pm PDT

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Miley was in this video with Zoe Kravitz, because you know how these rich kids work, they all kind of stick together being rich…and when one of them decides to do a music video, they all participate to keep the viewers on them, because if they all go at this together, they can win pop culture, and I guess they have…

The good news is that popculture involves nudity, titty flashes and lingerie…

The bad news is that it is starting to get boring….repetitive and evne if Miley released a video of her shoving a fist up her ass while squirting…as three midgets licked it up….I’d be like “Whatever”…

Not sure if that’s a testament to how desensitized I am…or how desensatized we all are…

But the good news is, we all still want to see it, even we forget it a week later….

I mean…I don’t even save nudes girls send me anymore…I’m always looking for the next nude and the same goes for Miley’s slutty marketing stunts..

Here they are being a couple of entitled faggots at the met ball..cuz they are BFF obvs…

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Here’s another post on Miley Cyrus, because it is safe to say that she is the best thing to have happened in the entertainment industry in a love fucking time, all thanks to her trying to be the total opposite of what Disney created her as, even though it is safe to assume in the executive offices and on set trailers…other shit was going down that was way darker that Mickey and Minnie dancing around…I’m talking child molestation…and even if there was no child molestation, this girl’s soul was robbed, her celebrity took her childhood, she can’t live a normal life and is like a caged aninmal I want to fuck in the zoo, and I guess in knowing that and embracing that…she might as well dive right into the hipster world of getting naked for fashion cuz it’s just being naked…

We can only hope she also gets into fucking on camera…because it is just fucking…

I have big plans for her..including but not limited to her sitting on my face…While I wait for that….here are some polaroids…for a fashion magazine that are a little bit crackhead, a little bit erotic, a little be cheesy, but all awesome…

Miley just won.

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The most important thing that has happened this week…is Miley Cyrus bleached and dyed her armpit hair…because Miley Cyrus is this lame, identity crisis, feminist reclusive weirdo who had her childhood and freedom robbed of her…on some Michael Jackson shit…connecting with fat chicks of tumblr….

But now she’s posting it with pubic hair..and I fucking love bush, and I love Miley’s body…so by default I will love Miley’s Bush…because as a bush lover, in an era of waxed pussy, and laser pussy, sometimes you gotta take the hippie pits, to get the pillow of hair stuffed into panties…

This is my third post on Miley in 12 hours…I bet I do one more…because I love her…

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Miley Cyrus bleached her armpit hair on instagram…or in real life and posted it to instagram…because in Miley’s situation…the internet is her real life…as she has no real friends and this is her only glimpse into the outside world…thanks to suffering from her success and forced to be reclusive…

Well part of her vision, creative process, bullshit trying to be different is that she has armpit hair…a true uneducated feminist…who can have all the armpit hair she wants…even though armpit hair is gross…unless you’re asking a hippie dyke…

I mean I am all for pussy hair, but armpit hair makes me gag whenever I see it..a response I Wish Miley had…every time she meets me…but she never meets me…I am so alone…

Here she is in a bikini…because she has a great body..

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Miley Cyrus posted a couple pictures that probably aren’t that hot to anyone but me…because I fucking love Miley Cyrus in all her crazy rich person reclusive glory…where she is alienated by her success and has because this weirdo content producer on social media that people seem to love..with weird photoshop edits and her smoking weed…it’s like she’s posting 10 random insane pics a day…some of her tits…some of her joints…some of her pantsless…all of her acting like some stir crazy, cabin fever weirdo with too many resources…and as cheesy and calculated as the whole thing is…I mean she’s a Disney Popstar…I still fucking love it…because there is no such thing as autheticity…so I’ll take good bullshit over bad bullshit…not that Miley is doing this for me…but she should be.

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A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Apr 28, 2015 at 12:04am PDT

Miley Cyrus is like a weirdo rich person…reclusive in her own little safe haven that is her house…where select people roll through…and that she never leaves because she gets bombarded by fans…and sure she’s got everything she needs in her house, from drugs, to sex, to pool and games, but she’s still a societal outcast, even though society is watching her every move…and the whole thing is fucking weird, even creepy…especailly when she posts these choreographed dances with her sister, that you know stem from her being some stir crazy, cabin fever, lonely person with nothing but the ability to dance…since she’s been trained to dance by Disney since she was a kid….Either way…she’s a babe…but she freaks me the fuck out.

Here she is smoking weed in a hand stand…because fitness

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Miley Cyrus is a prime example of sheltered weirdo up on some Michael Jackson shit, who’s only friend is her instagram account and a few other weirdo people who latch onto her because she’s Miley Cyrus…

She can’t live a normal life, or leave her house without being totally bombarded, so she’s a reclusive weirdo left the internet to get by..you know..just her dancing around at home…because that’s all she can do…even if her home is a fucking resort filled with everything she needs…like weed to spend an hour rolling this massive joint to post on instagram…like she was 15 at a high school dance…because that’s probably where her social skills lie..

Either way, some weed porn for you burn outs…even though weed isn’t even a thing anymore…the real porn would be her smoking this with her Disney trained vagina…

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