2015
03
Jul
So Miley “Sexual Predator, Using her Position as a Celebrity to Lure in and Seduce Some Hipster Probably Lesbian Model, Who Likes the Press” Cyrus….is mocking gender issues…because it’s in, tumblr cool, when she’s not out finger banging models for press…
Boring…
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2015
01
Jul
Miley Cyrus kissed a girl…and you shouldn’t care. Girls kissing is Amateur hour…
The first time I saw 20 year old girls making out with each other in person for attention…was at a college party…not that I went to college…but I did spend a good 15 years going to college parties…because the girls were easy, the drinks cheap and no one knew I was in my 30s..
That said, it was the late 80s, early 90s, when there was no real lesbianism beyond biker bull dykes who couldn’t hide that they were lesbians, just girls who were using the most basic of male fetishes to get attention, free drinks, to cock tease..
Two cute girls, who may have got off to each other, you know experimenting isn’t anything new, girls have been masturbating together and comparing clits and labia meatiness forever, girls fucking love each other, but they know…shit gets what they want out of men…
I know that Miley and Stella could be lesbians, could be experimenting, could really believe in the LGBTQRSTLMNOP movement, seems like everyone does…
But I also know that Miley doesn’t really leave her house, when she is shot by paparazzi it is on purpose, and this…an angle…for press…it works for her platform…when everything else is started to become boring..
I find this shit dull, obvious, good for the VS model she’s making out with who I will not name, because she’s fame whoring and we hate that…far more than we hate Miley’s transition…even if it’s bullshit…they still tongue each other…and that’s real enough for the pervert in me.
Here she is in V Magazine:
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2015
29
Jun
This picture of Miley Cyrus that is circulating….I have no idea what it is fun, but I do know that’s not her vagina lips, it’s art, it’s fashion, it’s bullshit because everything is mainstream and nothing is authentic or compelling…
But it is more interesting than her scripted bullshit…watching her mouth struggle with words..like the inbred, uneducated, puppet that she is…
I’m not hating on her horrible voice, I still find her interesting enough, all while being uninteresting, only because she encourages young girls to get naked…and that’s important…as long as you’re not the one doing it, because if you are…you’ll likely get arrested…
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2015
22
Jun
Miley Cyrus showed Terry Richardson some armpit hair….
and Miley wrote:
thank you for not retouching my body hair like SOME people
Because she’s a gender bending TUMBLR Feminist and armpit hair is totally in right now…to fight the patriarchal regime….that tells women to shave their armpits…in this man’s world…even though I think it’s pressure from other catty girls and not men at all…even though Miley sluts herself out…and is skinny and works in the most vapid of industries with a slutty gold digging mom and father who exploited her…
I can’t take her seriously…but I’ll still look at her..
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2015
19
Jun
Miley Cyrus, Disney Popstar….and Stella Maxell, the Victoria’s Secret model who no one understands but who is on a mission to self promote in this internet instagram world….because that is real love…..are dating….
They call themselves “Stiley”…
I call them a good marketing hook for both parties…because every hipster or faux-hipster which is pretty much every hipster…because hipster is mainstream and mainstream is so anti-hipster….is bi-sexual…
Every young girl fucks girls or wants to fuck girls…This is just the way it is…everyone is gay, bi, lesbian, queer, trans, let’s love everyone…like we’re a bunch of hippies..who don’t need to be hippies…because hippies already happened you fucking lipstick lesbians..everywhere I look…so trendy..and I guess hot to watch…if they let up watch…but not fun to listen to when they are both on their periods….or when one of them fucks a dude again because they like the cock…it’d be a nice threesome you won’t be invited to….
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2015
17
Jun
I spend my days trying to get aids from slutty young girls who don’t realize they have AIDS, because Aids is a Vintage Throwback Thursday retro 80s disease, otherwise they’d use condoms more…while no young person I talk to ever uses condoms…probably thanks to porn…
Now I grew up amongst addicts and prostitutes…and dudes who secretly fucked dudes…who then fucked girls…leading to me being terrified of getting AIDS every time i had sex, even with a condom…yet that fear mongering is gone…AIDS isn’t a death sentence, they have a cure, it was fabricated by the governemnt…and I guess now Miley is the Ambassador..because she hangs with gay people….
But I would argue, that she’s never used a condom either…right…
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2015
15
Jun
It’s midday coffee break time brought to you by Miley Cyrus, who I assume was raised by pervert executives, a white trash father and a stripper or cocktail waitress mother…who are more interested in the cash grab than really the bigger purpose…so they listen to her team of advisors who have millions of dollars on the line for the Miley Cyrus corporation – that they don’t want to lose, but rather maximize, but connecting to and trying to talk to the market they are trying to reach, and based on TUMBLR…this is it….
Everyone is getting naked, and Miley’s not the leader in this, just the follower, but still posting tit pics, and fighting for the rights for tits, even though it’s hardly a political stance…but rather just a distraction from what is important…and I Guess that’s what they government wants…distraction…and they are doing it on the most basic of ways…every asshole knows tits get hits…why the fuck do you think I have a fucking website people..
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2015
10
Jun
Miley Cyrus is Bisexual because it is trendy to embrace all sexuality and refer to yourself as QUEER, even if QUEER was a derogatory term in the 60s..she even told some high school paper her coming out story to her mother who was probably like “I used to eat pussy for 20 dollars at the strip club I met your dad out”…”good job”….
To which Miley said “my PR team thought it was a good idea, you know we did the Disney thing to get into people’s mind, then slowly released scandal, then went hip hop, and now we’re tumblr feminist weird, they public feel they are really growing with me, I mean last week I dyed my armpit hair and people celebrated, these idiots I rob of their money are real fucking idiots aren’t they”…
To which her mom said “that is why we are rich and winning at life.”
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2015
09
Jun
So Miley Cyrus got naked and covered in randon shit in Paper Magazine, like she was still a hick headed to her grandfather’s house for a sleep over…
Because Paper magazine figured out the formula of getting media / tabloid whores that don’t actually matter naked…even though they are always naked…and presenting it as news, or something interesting, when it is really just distraction for overworked assholes with little time or energy to put into things, and this is more entertaining than the fact that the Government is raping us like a bunch of fucking idiots…
So let’s focus on distractions like this, or sexuality and gender issues, or nipples…instead of saying “hey taxes are fuck, the federal reserve is not owned by the country, ISIS and Bin Laden and Sadam all created by the west, why are we such drone idiots”…or…we care about Miley’s fucking nipples…that aren’t even that new, exciting or hot to look at in her lesbian hustle…
Fuck this noise, it is just noise…but here is that noise anyway…because that’s just the kind of hypocrite I am..This is what breaks the internet…a tool you’re all being tracked on..
Posted in:Miley Cyrus|NSFW
2015
09
Jun
I think it is funny that I have to flag my MILEY CYRUS NAKED IN PAPER as NSFW! because I got alcohol to buy and people who think this site is a porn site because of it…
Yet Miley Cyrus can post her MILEY CYRUS NAKED IN PAPER on her social media…because she’s Miley Cyrus….
I don’t love that I am writing about Miley Cyrus…like she matters, topless or showing pink pubes and I love pubes or not..cuz she’s a hippie cunt that is as hippie as a millionaire pop star can be..
I also don’t love that I’ve been banned off instagram 6 or 7 times to date – @drunkenstepfatherdotcom and @step_GIRLS …and my pics get reported constantly…with girls clothed and in thong..
But I realized the hypocrisy in big business, ad agencies, and the media..back when I started blogging like a teen girl…to get in with the teen girls…always eighteen even though 14 was legal…I’m a creep but not that much of a creep or as much of a creep as Miley in this bullshit that I’ve already done 2 posts on…because I am watching TV and this is the low hanging fruit…
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