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2015

15

Jul

Miley Cyrus Wants You To Know She’s a Lesbian of the Day

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We get it Miley Cryus, you’re a lesbian….

She’s decided that she identifies with being a lesbian….or a boy, for whatever reason…

Girls have been eating pussy forever…

Miley has probably been eating pussy forever…

I don’t know why she thinks she’s fighting some liberated fight….that is already won…

But it is safe to say, it’s a distraction and part of some higher level marketing campaign…because this bitch is 100 percent puppet no matter what gender or grey area gender is sitting on her face…

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BEEBER_SWIFT

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2015

09

Jul

Miley Cyrus Topless Pasties for Instagram of the Day

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Miley Cyrus continues to exist. She is like the court jester, with less importance historically, maybe she’s more the Ronald McDonald clown, used as a ridiculous front to sell whatever corporation she works for and gets paid by, because you know this isn’t a DIY crowdfunded art project some TUMBLR chick coordinated because she built a following of weirdos who like her dyed armpit hair….

She continues her novelty act in the carnival that is Miley Cyrus…of gender issues, sexuality issues, in her misguided glory, spreading the word of her uneducated nonsense, that allows her to be relevant, because her audience loves this shit…as they are morons that are easy to manipulate…

Who cares about Miley’s taped up tits “feminism” lie…or her silly, look how silly she is, or even her paparazzi videos of her finger banging a model…we’re so desensitized, she’s over-exposed…we’ve seen this 10 or more times before, from her and other girls like her…so who cares…why am I posting it…because I don’t know what else to do with myself, and clearly neither does the rest of society who blindly buy into this bullshit.

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2015

06

Jul

Miley Cyrus Does Fourth of July of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is such a fucking phoney…she’s spend years fucking around on TUMBLR as she wasn’t allowed to leave her house during the Hannah Montana formative years, where her record label and team created this character, that is clearly a fucking joke, and clearly fading fast, because people see through bullshit lies and a lack of authenticity, but I guess since the beginning of the entertainment industry, authenticity has always been replaced with Marketability and how to maximize as much money as possible, without the retard public buying the bullshit to realize…so throw diversions at them, like fingering a model behind a truck and other strategic moves…and the whole thing is pretty dumb, and getting harder and harder to notice…since we’ve seen her do everything and we’re ready to move onto the next one in line…. she’s over….I mean would be over if the general public wasn’t as lame as her.

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2015

03

Jul

Today in Miley Cyrus of the Day

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So Miley “Sexual Predator, Using her Position as a Celebrity to Lure in and Seduce Some Hipster Probably Lesbian Model, Who Likes the Press” Cyrus….is mocking gender issues…because it’s in, tumblr cool, when she’s not out finger banging models for press…

Boring…

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2015

01

Jul

Miley Cyrus Kissing a Girl of the Day

Miley Cyrus kissed a girl…and you shouldn’t care. Girls kissing is Amateur hour…

The first time I saw 20 year old girls making out with each other in person for attention…was at a college party…not that I went to college…but I did spend a good 15 years going to college parties…because the girls were easy, the drinks cheap and no one knew I was in my 30s..

That said, it was the late 80s, early 90s, when there was no real lesbianism beyond biker bull dykes who couldn’t hide that they were lesbians, just girls who were using the most basic of male fetishes to get attention, free drinks, to cock tease..

Two cute girls, who may have got off to each other, you know experimenting isn’t anything new, girls have been masturbating together and comparing clits and labia meatiness forever, girls fucking love each other, but they know…shit gets what they want out of men…

I know that Miley and Stella could be lesbians, could be experimenting, could really believe in the LGBTQRSTLMNOP movement, seems like everyone does…

But I also know that Miley doesn’t really leave her house, when she is shot by paparazzi it is on purpose, and this…an angle…for press…it works for her platform…when everything else is started to become boring..

I find this shit dull, obvious, good for the VS model she’s making out with who I will not name, because she’s fame whoring and we hate that…far more than we hate Miley’s transition…even if it’s bullshit…they still tongue each other…and that’s real enough for the pervert in me.

Here she is in V Magazine:

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2015

29

Jun

Miley Cyrus Weridness of the Day

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This picture of Miley Cyrus that is circulating….I have no idea what it is fun, but I do know that’s not her vagina lips, it’s art, it’s fashion, it’s bullshit because everything is mainstream and nothing is authentic or compelling…

But it is more interesting than her scripted bullshit…watching her mouth struggle with words..like the inbred, uneducated, puppet that she is…

I’m not hating on her horrible voice, I still find her interesting enough, all while being uninteresting, only because she encourages young girls to get naked…and that’s important…as long as you’re not the one doing it, because if you are…you’ll likely get arrested…

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2015

22

Jun

Miley Cyrus Armpit Hair of the Day

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Miley Cyrus showed Terry Richardson some armpit hair….

and Miley wrote:

thank you for not retouching my body hair like SOME people

Because she’s a gender bending TUMBLR Feminist and armpit hair is totally in right now…to fight the patriarchal regime….that tells women to shave their armpits…in this man’s world…even though I think it’s pressure from other catty girls and not men at all…even though Miley sluts herself out…and is skinny and works in the most vapid of industries with a slutty gold digging mom and father who exploited her…

I can’t take her seriously…but I’ll still look at her..

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2015

19

Jun

Miley Cyrus is Dating Stella Maxwell of the Day

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Miley Cyrus, Disney Popstar….and Stella Maxell, the Victoria’s Secret model who no one understands but who is on a mission to self promote in this internet instagram world….because that is real love…..are dating….

They call themselves “Stiley”…

I call them a good marketing hook for both parties…because every hipster or faux-hipster which is pretty much every hipster…because hipster is mainstream and mainstream is so anti-hipster….is bi-sexual…

Every young girl fucks girls or wants to fuck girls…This is just the way it is…everyone is gay, bi, lesbian, queer, trans, let’s love everyone…like we’re a bunch of hippies..who don’t need to be hippies…because hippies already happened you fucking lipstick lesbians..everywhere I look…so trendy..and I guess hot to watch…if they let up watch…but not fun to listen to when they are both on their periods….or when one of them fucks a dude again because they like the cock…it’d be a nice threesome you won’t be invited to….

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2015

17

Jun

Miley Cyrus for AIDS of the Day

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I spend my days trying to get aids from slutty young girls who don’t realize they have AIDS, because Aids is a Vintage Throwback Thursday retro 80s disease, otherwise they’d use condoms more…while no young person I talk to ever uses condoms…probably thanks to porn…

Now I grew up amongst addicts and prostitutes…and dudes who secretly fucked dudes…who then fucked girls…leading to me being terrified of getting AIDS every time i had sex, even with a condom…yet that fear mongering is gone…AIDS isn’t a death sentence, they have a cure, it was fabricated by the governemnt…and I guess now Miley is the Ambassador..because she hangs with gay people….

But I would argue, that she’s never used a condom either…right…

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2015

15

Jun

Coffee Break with Miley of the Day

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It’s midday coffee break time brought to you by Miley Cyrus, who I assume was raised by pervert executives, a white trash father and a stripper or cocktail waitress mother…who are more interested in the cash grab than really the bigger purpose…so they listen to her team of advisors who have millions of dollars on the line for the Miley Cyrus corporation – that they don’t want to lose, but rather maximize, but connecting to and trying to talk to the market they are trying to reach, and based on TUMBLR…this is it….

Everyone is getting naked, and Miley’s not the leader in this, just the follower, but still posting tit pics, and fighting for the rights for tits, even though it’s hardly a political stance…but rather just a distraction from what is important…and I Guess that’s what they government wants…distraction…and they are doing it on the most basic of ways…every asshole knows tits get hits…why the fuck do you think I have a fucking website people..

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