Miley Cyrus is my new Lohan…..

For those of you who don’t know this site and who never visited the site….

I used to do this thing in the 2007-2008 called the Lohan Stalker posts…where I got my hand on Lohan’s number and I’d call her while drunk, often times leaving creepy voice mails about being connected at the soul, figuring it’d get me in the news when they finally arrested me….but they never did…instead Lohan became my text buddy and we ended up spending a night together in her hotel room…not having sex….

But she’s fallen off, she barely exists, she’s no fun to tease or play with and it’s time to move onto something new and more exciting….and I think Miley Cyrus…in her sheltered insanity is the only option….She’s a babe…and I can easily pretend we are soul mates…I just need her phone number to really make this work the way it is supposed to…and while I wait for it to be sent to me…here are some pics of her with rapper French Montana…from his instagram…showing a nice percentage of her tits….

I’m in love…

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Recent gossip has been saying Miley’s boyfriend or fiance…which in and of itself was a fucking joke in the first place….has cheated on her…with first January Jones…and now Emma Watson….because I guess he’s into skinny girls who look like 14 year old boys….because it is less illegal that having sex with 14 year old boys….

Well, Miley was supposed to delete her twitter, has instead made statements like “I will only talk about my music”…cuz it’s al about the music man….cuz I guess she’s getting attacked by her fans and followers…or maybe…she’s just broken on the inside…cuz your boyfriend cheating you can cause distress and stupid behavior like writing shit about it on twitter…which will make her look like a bigger idiot than she is..

Now she’s posting pics of her with her new BF…a fat black kid who’s shirt is covered with cocaine….cuz sometimes…especially these sad times…when your joke of an engagement is in trouble…coke covered fat guys is the only answer…..at least that’s what I tell every sad girl I try to bone…sadness is the prime time for bad decision making.

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The fail in this photoshoot is simple…they focused in on Miley’s face…which is really not what anyone really cares about when it comes to Miley Cyrus….it is boyish, not overly sexy or even pretty….but rather just there….an attachment or accessory to her tight little fit body that she maintains through yoga, starvation and most importantly….hormone therapy thanks to the team at Disney keeping her young a vibrant until she breaks free from their trap and takes up actual hard drugs….cuz Disney and their promises of fame….their creepy execs who like kids a little too much and their “Kool Aid”….is the gateway drug to falling the fuck apart….and eventually destroying your life/family/self….but before all that happens…there is the window Miley is in that is hot….and the photographer behind this one shoulda focused the camera a little be more on her ass….but I’ll still look at her in her prison striped shirt…cuz it is so representative of her existence…imprisoned in the life of a famous girl….imprisoned in her mansion…imprisoned by her fans and the leeches who make money of her’expectations….it is all very sexy…..

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There’s something a lot of fun about Miley Cyrus and it has nothing to do with the fact that she looks like Justin Bieber….he’s not my type….

It has everything to do with her being this massive star, with so many fans, who is built like something I’d love to have sex with, or at least look at naked for 6-12 days….without taking my eyes off her….coupled with having had no childhood and a rebellion that’s just about to hit….while stranded in her castle on the hill, unable to leave…

It’s the recipe for what some call disaster, and that I call heaven….

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I love me some Miley…..I also love the fact that getting high is not a scandal anymore…it’s like society is collectively moving to a place less uptight and full of shit…where people are down with fucking, getting fucked up, and having a good time….instead of trying to keep up appearances or some shit….cuz there was a time not that long ago…when pics like this would have been considered a big deal….and now it’s like who gives a fuck…smoking weed is typical…let’s use that hollywood for something more fun, more luxurious, like what the fuck Miley….you’re rich as shit, why are you trapped in your LA mansion, when you could be sailing around the fucking world, or doing substantial adventures while getting high, instead of instagramming pics using stupid apps….I mean seriously….save sitting at home doing nothing like a prisoner for people like me who are trapped and too poor to do anything…what a waste of money….but at least she’s a babe….

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The only think I like about what lesbians have brought to the world….other than bootleg sperm donor black market…is the no bra/wife beater look…..because in the late 90s….lesbians didn’t want to be objectified as women but instead want the freedoms of men…and can’t let a bra oppress them more than their vaginas already do….so they go out to parks, parades and lesbian night clubs topless, or in wife beaters that are sheer enough that they should be topless…and despite the lack of sex appeal of the lesbian….it has spilled out to the mainstream…where more than just lesbians wear the wifebeaters now….everyday hipster chicks do to…and apparently so do bored, trapped in their prison that is their house on their pile of money thanks to selling their soul to the entertainment industry, forcing them to stage photoshoots for their virtual fans, because they have nothing else to do…and I like it…ALL OF IT…the whole sell your soul and suffer package deal….coupled with a tight fit body in a beater…making Miley magical…

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I am a fan of Miley Cyrus…part of me thinks it is because she reminds me of a cartoon mule…all wonky faced and speaking in some country hick twang…the other part of me thinks it has to do with her tight little teen body that is no longer a teen but thanks to Disney’s doping to keep her young forever…she’s all fuck tight bodied and awesome too look at…and the last part of me just likes the combination of all her money and all the emotional damage and baggage she probably has…like a time bomb brewing inside her…for selling her soul to the public instead of just living off Billy Ray’s money….and I love being part of those breakdowns…

Here is her stomach for social media…I like it.

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I know Miley is marketed as hick….instead of the bratty cunt celebrity with too much money and a bad attitude that is overshadowed by her tight little body I love staring at because getting her pregnant would be gold…for both my penis and my financial situation…..

So it would only make sense that she had her security go after a black paparazzi….and even he says “They always go after the black guy”….cuz guess what…they do….that is the injustice in our society run by the oppressive whites….

Either way, Awesome video…

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I think it is safe to say that I would like Miley Cyrus to be my Valentine, so that I can K-Fed her…and live happily ever after, with or without her….you know that she’s the kind of girl I would write love songs for, but only for her to sing them and make money with them making me royalties that will add to my alimony revenue….you know the next great American love story about a poor, old, fat drunk and a young tight starlet….odd couple aligned thanks to destiny for the soul purpose of me spending her money, and wearing her thighs as a scarf, not because I am cold, but because I like the view….you know true fucking love…using her to get ahead…the way it’s meant to be….

I may just be overreacting cuz of her titty hanging out of her shirt….

Either way, Miley Cyrus, be my Valentine.

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Here is Miley acting all bratty and hollywood at the airport…..where she’s nice to her fans….as they talk nonsense with her…but where she ignores the paparazzi…and when they ask if she’s picked out a dress for her fake wedding…she says “ughhh fucking hell”….cuz I guess life’s hard being famous and a millionaire and keeping up the lie that is her fake marriage for the fans….because the whole lesbian porn addict slut is a bad look….and all I know is that if you ignore the sounds she makes…and her face…she’s lovely….and tight bodied…thank you Disney for your hormone therapy / Peter Pan treatment….

Here’s one of her twitter pics….cuz I like looking at her

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