Miley Cyrus is porn to me…because I don’t need to listen to her wonky spoiled brat face talk…but instead I get to stare at her tight little 20 year old body…which is really something I like to stare at…in a world filled with fat dumpy slobs…it is important to celebrate the young and the rich….in ways that degrade them just a little….and that inspire fantasies of K-Fedding them for a better tomorrow…she’s awesome…

She’s so awesome, that she has single handedly created a new fetish on social media, one that I’ve never really got into before she got involved in it, because it features two of my favorite things…puppies and Miley….

So, like the good creep I am, I decided to compile all her 2013 pics of her posing with puppies…for you creeps who are equally perverted as me…which we all know is pretty fucking likely…

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Miley Cyrus posed in bed with Taylor Swift’s recent ex-boyfriend who was hardly a boyfriend but a guy she was fucking for 2 months after fucking some other guy for 6 months cuz Taylor Swift is a fucking hooker slut who just markets herself as a typical girl…who’s had 40 cocks already and she’s hungry for more…

I think it’s safe to say that Miley was mocking Taylor Swift…because she probably hates that lie also….but maybe we’re just reading into it too much…and that fact that I am posting this doesn’t lie in that I am interested in the gossip element…but rather in that fact that Miley gives me boners especially when in bed….in selfies…I’m just bummed it’s not a sex doll she’s riding like a sybian til she squirts.

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It’s not Christmas unless Miley Cyrus is in some Leopard print onsie pajamas, and silly Santa hat, rockin’ a Santa Beard…..you know being all silly for Christmas….that for some reason I find erotic..cuz I am a fucking pervert and can only think about undoing the ass flaps and giving her the greatest gift a man can give a woman…dick in ass as to not mess up their sacred Vagina…as far as I’m concerned…Miley Cyrus is a babe….

Miley Cyrus decided to post this video singing Jolene a while ago….because she is a singer yo!

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Miley Cyrus gives me boners. I can’t explain it….I don’t understand it. Everything about her is annoying…I don’t think she’s talented, I don’t think she’s even interesting, I don’t think she’s got good style, if anything I think she’s trash, inbred, a product of incest, ignorant, beverly hillbilly spoiled brat bullshit….but that little body….pushing 20….is exciting….

She’ was a VH1 Diva last night, not that I know what that even means, sounds like some marketing bullshit to me, this was her weird performance….

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Miley Cyrus was involved in some performance called Christmas Creampies…dirty….that I have not really bothered looking into or listening to…but that I did look at the pictures of and find the video to….beacause she was wearing tight pants….and strappy shirts showing off her stomach, tits and ass…and as far as I am concerned it was glorious….Sure she looks a little sloppy, skin flopping everywhere, ass hanging droopy, but for if it’s good enough for Billy Ray Cyrus to jerk off to…it’s good enough for you…

Here’s the video…

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The biggest news of the week…that took a backseat to Thanksgiving…because people care more about their vacation, time off, vacation, family time, football watching, turkey eating, good times, more than tracking some poptart…celebrity trash who I really appreciate’s birthday….but in the event you didn’t know…and don’t care…cuz you’re too busy living your own life…which is totally crazy to me…considering you are supposed to forget your own life for a minute and focus on these people who don’t care about you….that’s the American Way….

That said it was Miley Cyrus’ 20th birthday….not quite a girl…not yet a woman…no longer a teeen…but still genetically modified thanks to Disney….now 20….

In case you were wondering, I wasn’t invited to her birthday party.

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Miley Cyrus has the lesbian haircut…she wears the lesbian combat boots…her fiance seems like a bottom who she probably wears the lesbian dolphin shaped strap on for…cuz it’s not gay for him if a girl is fucking him up the ass with a phallus that doesn’t look like a cock…and it makes him K-Fedding the richest twat under 22 bearable for him….

So it is only natural that she’d start playing up pics of her and her girl cuddling…licking her lips….and implying they just scissored themselves raw….at least that’s what I see going on in this pic…but then again…I’m twisted and the only thing innocent in life is me when the cops come knocking…

She’s also about to drop an album…so this is phase one of a 10 phase program that involves her sleazing up to get people talking….

I’m ready for it.

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What the world needs now more than ever is a little hipster Miley in some short red pants with boots and a tube top showing off her little tits and stomach…..while making duck faces like a 15 year old she may or may not be genetically modified to be thanks to disney….and by the world I mean my masturbation…

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I really like Miley Cyrus lately…and I have no idea why…but I like to think it is because I don’t know her and will never know her…because if she did, I would likely hate her bratty fucking ways….but I also like to think it is cuz she’s got a nice lean body that she doesn’t mind showing off…even if her little titties are all cone-like….you know like pee stings on a pre-pubescent…probably caused by some Disney genetic modification they call “Peter Pan-ing” their young casts so that they have a longer shelf life after investing all that money in them….and something you’d normally want to wear padded bras with…to false marketing…unless of course you’re someone like Miley…who has been prostituted so long she doesn’t even know the concept of privacy, shame or any of that normal person stuff….my kind of girl….now that the bra is off….the next logical step is to get that annoying shirt out of the way….good girl.

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People call me a dirty pervert cuz Miley Cyrus gives me boners…cuz I think she’s the hottest thing around right about now….even if she’s semi-retired, talentless and possibly annoying…

Well…here’s the fucking proof….that I didn’t really need….stating that she’s perfectly 18 and older…making any fantasies…even those that are criminal….all dressed as a school girl…with a Hannah Montana lunch box….perfectly legal….

She rocked the vote so good…and I wish I Was there to masturbate all over it.

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