I like Miley Cyrus so much I think I should join her fan club and work up the ranks, becoming president…. I think it is my calling…I mean that or printing up pics of her, masturbating on them, and taking pics of my load, only to tweet at her…it’s a toss up…and while I work out these issues and challenges in front of me when it comes to how I’m gonna deal with Miley…..here is the side of her tit.

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I am always down for a crotch shot…even if the crotch shot isn’t one of a sexting nature, but instead of a girl in a pair of really small jeans, showing off her really small body, that would make my really small dick, possibly look a little less small, if I was able to pull it out of hiding, and convince it that it is not in witness protection, or a vampire that fears sunlight…..

Miley Cyrus is a babe and her self produced pornography that isn’t really pornography unless you have a very graphic perverted mind…makes life a better place.

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Miley Cyrus may live a ridiculous sheltered existence where she can’t really leave her house or do normal things….like go to the movies, bike rides, dance parties…but she has all this money that allows her to bring the party to her….as she locks herself away in her castle…and gives us a glimpse into her wild and crazy life that remind us why all these celebs turn to drugs…cuz not being able to leave your house…unless you’re an anti social like me….seems fucking boring…

And as long as she’s wearing low cut shirts and high waisted leggings in her boredom…putting her ass out there out of boredom…it is fun for me cuz I think Miley’s a total babe.

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Sure this isn’t the most erotic pic of Miley Cyrus…you know of her doing yoga on the beach….or WALKING AROUND THE BEACH IN A SHEER DRESS but she’s sticking her tongue out at black people and showing off just how small she actually is with what looks like a long lean body in pics….skinny enough to break in half if I actually had a penis that wasn’t invisible or a barely visible lump when hard…not that I get erections anymore….but I would really try to if Miley came along…cuz this meal ticket…is at her prime….the best she’s ever been…it’s all downhill from here….making her little bra she’s showing off under her wifebeater look like something fun to cum on….to divert her attention while turkey basting her with a previous load…she’s that good.

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I have a crush on Miley Cyrus…I think she’s a lot of fun…or at least worth watching in pictures of her weird privileged brat…..you know childhoodless child star who daddy exploited to finance his one hit wonder life he was used to….but couldn’t maintain….you know cuz of the whole one hit wonder shit….

She’s the kind of girl I’d want to get pregnant….but not have to interact with….so I just jerk off on her pictures and tape them to my wall. I’m romantic like that.

She’s the queen of puppy and tight body girl erotica on social media…and here’s her latest puppy on her legs….her lean….lovely legs I’d leg to wear as a scarf as my mouth gets lost in her fleshy panty filler.

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Last week, Miley was in Costa Rica with some friends…and in being in Costa Rica she did some spiritual fitness to cleanse her evil, money grubbing, spoiled brat soul, by “totally trying not to get fat cuz fat is so ewwww”….you see cuz she knows no one wants any of that…and I think she looks fucking awesome…her body is long and lean….tight and fit….bendy and fertile….and unfortunately, I’m a fucking fan of staring at her looking like this….when I, more than anyone I know what to hate her at my core…and at her core…but all I can think about is how good she looks and how willing I’d be to eat her period…cuz it must hold magical powers I want dripping off my chin….She’s the best….at least these pics are the best….for the fucking win…

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Miley Cyrus is in the latest Cosmo and she looks fucking awesome…but I may just be saying that because I think I love her…at least in pictures cuz unlike all you haters calling her a dyke with her dyke hair…I am a contemporary thinker who is down with the youth, their styles and the time in some finger on the pulse shit…and I also know first hand…thanks to alopecia and one of my first girlfriends that no one but me wanted thanks to alopecia…. that cumming on a girl with a bald head’s bald head is a glorious fucking experience,…even if in Miley’s case it’s just half of her head…

The reality is that even if she was dyking out or holding hands with another girl at the farmer’s market buying organ vegan food….wearing a prosthetic cock like she was Chaz Bono….I’d still be into this cuz she’s built exactly how I like em built….and when in picture we don’t have to deal with all her miserable and horrible flaws….miserable and horrible flaws I’d be more than happy to K-Fed.

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If given the opportunity, I would eat Miley Cyrus’ pussy, even if I am a firm believer that she is far better in picture than she is in real life or video…because bratty Disney starlets who have been spoiled to shit and sucked up to by everyone including her parents cuz she was the bread winner since they age of 12….lead to really fucking high strung twats who are demanding, whining and just too much to handle…throw in her hick twang…and shit just gets worse…but pics of her fit little body from yesterday’s TMZ are perfect…

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Miley Cyrus is awesome…who would have thought a novelty country act everyone made fun of and some stripper groupie who was impressed by a novelty star wanting the stick his dick and spend his money on her….would have created such a fit little braless thing….with long legs…all skinny and perky….rockin’ little shorts for her social media…making perverts everywhere forget she’s over 20….and pretend she’s still a teen…cuz her body looks like it is….

I’d like to thank Disney for jacking up their talent with peter pan drugs to keep them young forever….and I’d like to thank Miley for not ruining this by making it a picture not a video…

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Even a pixelated ass shot of Miley Cyrus’ ass in Costa Rica wearing a bikini is enough for me to feel a tingle in my pants….because Miley has this young tight body that you can really appreciate in pictures…cuz you don’t have to listen to her spoiled brat hick voice talking nonsense….when you can just stare at her fucking ass in a bikini…which is really all you want from her….like going on a bad date with a babe you want to fuck and having to sit through hours of her talking about herself to the point where you just want to get her home and not even bother hate fucking her cuz you know it will mean listening to more of her talking and instead you go home and jerk off to her cleavage or ass instead…cuz it’s less detrimental on the soul….not that you ever go on dates…but an ass pic of Miley is a lot like that experience would be if you do….it’s the good parts of her….even when Pixelated…..and from afar….in an angle I call “The Voyeur in Your Tree”…..aka My favorite place to be…..

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