I am a fan of Miley Cyrus…part of me thinks it is because she reminds me of a cartoon mule…all wonky faced and speaking in some country hick twang…the other part of me thinks it has to do with her tight little teen body that is no longer a teen but thanks to Disney’s doping to keep her young forever…she’s all fuck tight bodied and awesome too look at…and the last part of me just likes the combination of all her money and all the emotional damage and baggage she probably has…like a time bomb brewing inside her…for selling her soul to the public instead of just living off Billy Ray’s money….and I love being part of those breakdowns…

Here is her stomach for social media…I like it.

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