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2014

24

Nov

Miley Cyrus Art Continues for her Birthday of the Day

Apparently, it was Miley Cyrus’ birthday, so she took her deep redneck voice to instagram, where she showcased her “art”….featuring what I assume is a baby picture of her, photoshopped on a dick cake, because that’s just shocking enough to be considered legit in your weirdness, when no one really believes anything she does is authentic, she’s a robot created by the media to make money, but at least she’s a robot created by the media being strange, racy, quirky, and not all Christian, because that Christian lie, is way fucking worse than the “I’m a crazy drugged out weirdo, look at how weird I get” lie…

Of course ????????

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2014

21

Nov

Miley Cyrus’ Instagram is Jokes of the Day

I think Miley Cyrus is pretty great. She’s just some spoiled rich kid, raised by a truck stop hooker, who may have been a cocktail waitress and a dad famous for having one of the trashiest all american songs in the history of shitty one hit wonder music…you know the kind of simple people, with no real morals or values, because my theory is that if you aren’t born rich, you’re garbage…..especially when you become rich and create a Miley you can sell to producers to make more rich…

Basically, what I am getting at, is that Miley has the opportunity to do whatever she wants, to perform however she wants, yet she chooses to be some crackhead, half naked, white girl into weirdo hip hop…and she owns it…

Her instagram…is just fucking next level strange…and kids everywhere are getting into this…and I can’t imagine it being a bad thing, it’s just the future…

Here are some selects of her “art work”…she’s crazy.

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2014

19

Nov

Miley Cyrus by Terry Richardson of the Day

Miley Cyrus is the spokesperson for some Seamless pantyhose company, which is great news to all the pantyhose fetishists I know exist, because there was a period of time where I was one, not that it ever really became a fetish, but it was the 80s and ripping a hole in the nylons to get access was hot…whether in a mail room of an office setting, or a night club, because every girl wore these things…and they made their legs and asses look amazing

I think I lost my pantyhose fetish, when I smelled pantyhose foot, which is a far worst smell, even on a clean girl, not that I’ve ever fucked a clean girl, but I am assuming they smelled some level of cheese that tarnished pantyhose for me for the next 2 decades….it was like “get out of those things and soak your feet before I suck your toes and violate you with my mouth – girl who is too drunk at happy hour after working all day at the bank to know where she is #billcosby…

That’s besides the point, the point here is why the fuck isn’t Miley, in her seamless pantyhose, showing off her ass…this is for Terry Richardson. I expect more.

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2014

14

Nov

Miley Cyrus’ Ass in Pantyhose of the Day

I think Miley Cyrus is amazing, I know she’s a full of shit, spoiled brat, who is probably the worst to hang out with, but she’s an exhibitionist, she’s playful and silly, and she’s kinda hot in her annoying hick trashy turned lesbian hipster from LA with lots of money way….I’m a fan…

I’m not just saying that because I have a pantyhose fetish and have sniffed and fucked various girls in pantyhose over my career as a pervert…or maybe I am…there’s just something hot about the semi see through opaque glimpse into the hell that is her vagina…even though as someone who has fucked pantyhose knows how bad the feet area smell…I can look past that…because it’s safe to say Kim K broke the interent, and Miley is Fixing it…right?

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2014

06

Nov

Miley Cyrus is Crazy on Instagram of the Day

Miley Cyrus in her bathrobe pushing out her tits – is one of the highlights of my day – because I guess I’ve been won over and sucked into Miley Cyrus and her weird as fuck creative team’s movement…

They do their weird as fuck instagram pictures that you know don’t come from a talented place, but from a try hard trying hard place, but I guess that’s what art is about these days, being weird for the sake of being weird…and the people, too dumb to really look at it, just eat it up, cuz it is Miley Cyrus..and she’s famous…

The reality is she could have taken any angle – and chose hipster topless chick – instead of prude country girl – and I guess that’s a good thing..

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2014

03

Nov

Miley Cyrus Hard Nipple Alien of the Day

Miley Cyrus is awesome. If you don’t like her, we can’t be friends. You just can’t hate a girl who owns her shit, and just fucks with the industry as hard as she does – while remaining relevant – with her millions of fans – all while being a total fucking idiot.

I don’t need authenticity, or real artistic expression, I don’t care if she’s ripping off a scene or whatever…I just need hard nipples in an alien costume giving me the finger to think – pop music may have a chance…it’s got far more substance than pop when I was a tween …and You’d have to be a real fucked up person to think Miley was anything but next level…

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2014

30

Oct

Miley Cyrus Does AIDS of the Day

Miley Cyrus was also at the AIDS event…because everyone was at the AIDS event and it seems like everyone was also into dressing half naked at the AIDS event…which is pretty inappropriate since being half naked is one of the catalysts that causes aids, and if anything I feel like these people are mocking the disease they’ll never die of, no matter how dirty they get, because Magic Johnson proved – if you’re a celebrity there is a cure..

That said, I am all for throwing million dollar events with Celebrity guests to help bring awareness to AIDS since no one has ever heard of fucking AIDS.

I am also all for Miley’s AIDS costume…

TO SEE ALL THE CELEBS AT THE AMFAR EVENT CLICK HERE

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2014

23

Oct

Miley Cyrus Selfies of the Day

Here’s Miley Cyrus on the Selfie kick, because we live in a narcissistic society where everyone, not just people with fan bases are in love with themselves and think the world love them – thanks to sold out shows and a pile of fucking money….it’s like everyday people are into this, doing this, taking pics of this – all for their local micro fanbase that they get using the proper hash tags – that lead to them thinking they are more important than they actually, and leads to them having a shittier attitude than Miley Cyrus in terms of ego….and that is part of why the world is seriously fucking doomed…

Now I prefer when selfies are more spread asshole…but you already know that, because if you’re a girl, I’ve probably already asked you for some.

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2014

20

Oct

Miley Cyrus in Concert of the Day

Miley Cyrus is still on tour and I guess she’s keeping things on this tour fresh by implementing new props, like these giant stuffed tits, because a few weeks ago she put in a giant fake ass, and it was the logical step in her creative and artistic journey…

I am not hating on anything that is going on here, I find it all semi-erotic, all while being annoying as fuck…you see I am more into the Hannah Montana version of this, the more subtle approach to giving me boners. I don’t really need a girl spread eagled on stage, a need a girl to not be spread eagled on stage, so that I can imagine or want to see her spread eagled on stage, when you give up too much, I am into it in the form of NOODZ, but I guess the only direction for her to go is porn, which being the daughter of Achy Breaky would totally make sense, if she never became Miley…

What I am getting at is…I think she’s peaked…and there’s only actual spread vagina to go from here to keep things interesting, but that won’t happen – thanks to her pile of money…and advisors…even if that’s all she wants to do…and I don’t even thing the internet would care if that happened… that’s more than enough on this.

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