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2014

20

Oct

Miley Cyrus in Concert of the Day

Miley Cyrus is still on tour and I guess she’s keeping things on this tour fresh by implementing new props, like these giant stuffed tits, because a few weeks ago she put in a giant fake ass, and it was the logical step in her creative and artistic journey…

I am not hating on anything that is going on here, I find it all semi-erotic, all while being annoying as fuck…you see I am more into the Hannah Montana version of this, the more subtle approach to giving me boners. I don’t really need a girl spread eagled on stage, a need a girl to not be spread eagled on stage, so that I can imagine or want to see her spread eagled on stage, when you give up too much, I am into it in the form of NOODZ, but I guess the only direction for her to go is porn, which being the daughter of Achy Breaky would totally make sense, if she never became Miley…

What I am getting at is…I think she’s peaked…and there’s only actual spread vagina to go from here to keep things interesting, but that won’t happen – thanks to her pile of money…and advisors…even if that’s all she wants to do…and I don’t even thing the internet would care if that happened… that’s more than enough on this.

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2014

15

Oct

Miley Cyrus Creeper Pic of the Day

Here’s a little Miley Cyrus behind the scenes pic from one of her videos – that I guess would be considered a Throwback Thursday, since it’s old, but that since she’s barely 21, it’s probably more recent than the last time you’ve had sex….

Sure, Miley loves showing her tits, as most girls do, and just yesterday no one even cared that she was
Miley Cyrus Toplesss Hotel Tanning – she’s one of those over-exposed pop tarts that we’re all immune to.

But I remember a time when she was a Hannah Montana and pervert dads everywhere were masturbting to her show, and youth, and voluntarily buying their kids tickets to her show…because well..they were all about the day this would happen…so I’m posting it for them…

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2014

14

Oct

Miley Cyrus Hot Topless Tanning of the Day

The big Miley Cyrus news, yes, I keep on top of Miley Cyrus news, definitely not intentionally, I am just on the internet and it happens to be a tool designed to shove useless information down my throat in efforts to distract me from real life issues….I’m on the next top 10 cats that look like Elvis faster than I am reading an investigative journalist report on how Ebola is being injected into people for 3 reasons…conspiracy…that you can ignore because they puppet masters puppet master people like Miley to be our dancing Monkey, and as long as she’s topless, in little shorts…she can keep on doing it…

That said, the big Miley news is that her snap chat was apparently one that was hacked – and there is sex snaps included in the fun…

I feel like the DMCA / Copyright laws will not apply to this, since Snapchat is a broadcasting app – meaning it was meant to get out there – meaning you’ll all see Miley fuck if it is true…and I am all about seeing that…because look at this little hot body…it’s good.



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2014

13

Oct

Miley Cyrus Sun Tans Topless of the Day

Miley Cyrus is awesome….she is a fashion icon and not just to robot lesbians who admire her dyke hair…but to tweens everywhere who are now going bra-less and spandex shorts and twerking everywhere they go….making me happy to not be a school teacher as with the early onslaught of puberty, coupled with parents who don’t seem to mind that their daughter are dressed like 80s hookers, not having sex or wanting sex with them is probably challenging no matter how morally grounded you are. That’s why women teachers are fucking all their 16 year olds…

That said, she’s also showing ass – because why wait for sexts to get hacked when you can do it yourself….

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2014

10

Oct

Miley Cyrus Face Erotica of the Day

I don’t know what is going on in these Miley Cyrus’ perfect for a cum shot face pics…but she looks like she’s got pieces of toilet paper or topical cream applied to what could be open sores caused by anything from acne – to full blown aids – herpes to a food allergy – cuts from shaving her face to who the fuck cares – the only thing hot about this is that if she flies commercial – she may have a better chance catching EBOLA..she just needs the right person to spit on her…

That said, it’s unfortunate that Miley became Miley, she could have been way more interesting as Billy Ray Cyrus’ daughter trying to make it…it would have come with way more interesting stuff, but her stage mom had to ruin that desperation that any normal Billy Ray child is supposed to have…

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2014

06

Oct

Miley Cyrus in the Bath of the Day

Whenever I feel dirty for being an internet romantic – filled with love and passion and spread asshole pics…

I like to look at pictures of Miley Cyrus in the bath – I realize that I’m actually a lot dirtier than I think…because spread ass pics – even from gross girls is nothing compared to how I want to drink, you know a “don’t drain the bath and be sure to pee in it before you leave the hotel room”…kind of drink this bathwater…bottle and package this Miley filth and either sell it on ebay or to keep to takes sips on…getting drunk on Miley filth…

All this to say, maybe I’m weird…or maybe you’re all weird….

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2014

03

Oct

Miley Cyrus Tongue Video of the Day

Here is Miley Cyrus demonstrating her ability to use her big long lesbian hipster tongue to lick ass while jerking dudes off because it brings her minor excitement in her otherwise jaded life…You know now that she’s got it all…the fame and fortune – there’s little else but ass licking to make her feel like a diryt little whore and girls LOVE being dirty little whores – especially when this is their actual talent and that song and dance shit is just to help pay for hotels where she can take on that ass licking…

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2014

30

Sep

Miley Cyrus in Some Topless Instagrams of the Day

Miley Cyrus takes narcism and attention whoring into her own hands…and I respect her for that…when a girl is all uptight about her nudes and I have to pretty much sign an NDA and confidentiality about her nudes – in order to get her nudes – even though if she’s sending me those nudes – chances are she’s sending other people those nudes – because she thinks she looks good in the nudes – and 99 percent of people sent nudes will show their friends – except me – because I have no friends – no seriously. No. Friends. Let’s face it – is that really surprising…

I just wish her nudes were lest thematic, artistic, high concept and more spread asshole in front of the mirror with a household object inserted. Seriously.

What is this instagram friendly toplessness, we’ve all seen her nipples, that means any self produced erotica needs to be a little more shocking than what I can google.

Her selfie game strong, her nude selfie game…a fail…but here it is anyway. Because, young and topless.

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2014

25

Sep

More Slutty Miley Cyrus Selfies of the Day

It amazes me when people act so shocked when celebrities post selfies and nudes. They all criticize them for being narcissists who can’t get enough of themselves, when I figure the fact that they are celebrities in the first place is enough proof of that to begin with, and at least when they post their selfies, they monetize by connecting with their fans who pay them and make them famous. It’s like if anyone should be a narcissist it should be a celebrity…and all these other motherfuckers doing the selfie movement – for their 400 friends who hate them – are the real issue…

So as long as Miley keeps posting these pics of herself without a bra on because she loves herself…I’ll keep looking..

I mean sure I’d rather no one else was looking because that will destroy this attention seeker and her hired staff who praise her enough to make her next level her shit…but I take what I can get…

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