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2017

23

Jun

Miley Cyrus Bikini Pic of the Day

Miley Cyrus is no longer this crazed mentally unstable, half naked, out of control at least seemingly out of control because it was good for marketing, pop star from Disney…she’s a non-weed smoking sophisticated song writer who wants to be taken seriously, so she’s no longer publicly doing puppet shows with her twat, but instead…just wearing a bikini like a basic white girl…magic…but not really…I prefer seeing the pussy.

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2017

11

May

Miley Cyrus’ Rebrand of the Day

A reminder that all things in Hollywood are bullshit…..

I never bought into her hipster, outrageous, always naked, being obscene and vulgar, I knew she was just a puppet selling out to the crowd because these idiots are all about money…making money…never enough money…

I know she’s pretending she’s an artist, maybe her being single was the what made her go crazy….

She is in a bikini the whole video, and it’s just not as edgy, hot, interesting, weird as it once was…she actually looks sloppy and like she’s given up….which I guess she has…

There’s a bit of cameltoe which is what I like to reduce self involved songs and lazy videos…to…

Look out for the CAMELTOE and mute this shit….unless you want to hear her sing to her fiance about wriitng songs next to him…lazy…garbage…nonsense…

I listen to old country music…a lot…and this isn’t country…this is a hollywood raised Disney kid pretending to be Country while singing about how entitled she is.

Fuck that NOISE…MUTE

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2017

04

May

Miley Cyrus Makes a Comeback of the Day

Miley Cyrus may be a full of shit, poser, hipster being edgy….Disney kid, just pulling off nonsense to try to sell product, mocking what was going on in the world…and re-branding the candy-coated version of it…

But she still showed her tits, and bush, and all that other stuff to connect with her fns, to be edgy, to send some message and it influenced a lot of young girls to follow her lead and get topless, and naked and grow bush – my favorite – while being edgy, or bringing an aesthetic to the mainstream that was a little sleazy, a little porn, a little creep…all colorful and magical….

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2017

11

Apr

Miley Cyrus Rumored Leaked Nudes But We’ve Already Seen Her Nude of the Day

I don’t know if these are leaked Miley Cyrus pics, or if they are even of Miley Cyrus, because they say they are from 2016, meaning I already posted them, and more importantly, if they are of Miley Cyrus, they are probably more likely part of her album promotion, or tour promotion, and not any scandal that would upset her…since her whole marketing to get her fiance back, to prove she wasn’t some candy coated Disney Chick…was getting naked on her last tour…and it was relevant, current, and it inspired alot of girls to follow her lead and get naked for that…

So if anything, this is a tribute to the Miley that was, the fun Miley even if it was all an act…bring her and her bush back – cuz I fucking love bush.

There is nothing real scandalous here..too bad…but I like it.

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2017

06

Mar

Miley Cyrus Wrestling her Sister Porn of the DAy

Miley Cyrus and her sister wrestling isn’t really erotic, but anyone who has ever fucked a girl with a sister will know that wanting to fuck the sister is a serious thing…it’s like “why did I end up with this one”…or if you’re lucky you’re like “I wonder if their pussies are the same and is it cheating if they are, not that I care about cheating, but it’s nice to know what you’ve got yourself into”….sister fetish….totally normal..but I don’t think her sister is 18 year and I don’t think this is hot because they aren’t lathered up in motor oil, or pig fat from their farm….but it is a reminder that Miley still exists and when she’s not putting on a bullshit show, or touring she’s fucking dull..

Miley was in a bikini over the weekend…but it was boring….but here it is anyway..

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2016

26

Dec

Miley Cyrus for Christmas of the Day

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Here’s a funny story, Miley Cyrus, a corporately sponsored dancing puppet owned by the Disney Corporation, who is constantly promoting brands, running campaigns, selling merch and product…feels that Christmas is excessively greedy, and materialistic, and should be spent giving the gift of love, and by love she means download all her christmas songs for 1 dollar each on itunes, because her and her team get to keepy 66 cents of each download, and if you get 1,000,000 downloads on Christmas, that’s 666,666 dollars…in one day…so that she can continue to not be materialistic or promote bullshit you don’t need…like the dancing puppet she is…


Call me the grinch but “Christmas” always makes me feel deeply sad. It is filled with so much excessiveness & greed… I just hope everyone gives the gift of love and acceptance this year to not only their own family but those around the globe who don’t get everything they wished for due to life’s unfair circumstances! My parents always made Christmas about others and I hope you find it in your heart to do the same!

These people are fucking delusional…from their big old houses with rooms they don’t use….gotta spend that money somewhere…right…

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2016

16

Dec

Miley Cyrus Cameltoe Has Lost its Appeal of the Day

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Miley Cyrus’s cameltoe is annoying colored leggings have lost their allure – because she shameless put herself out there like a little rich kid rebelling – trying to piss off her parents with some secret tumblr account – or cam girl account – that was actually her mainstream music career branded to be edgy / hipster cool / naked…it was what was going on in the market, so I’ve seen her pussy a bunch of times…and a cameltoe…is apparently only exciting when the pussy eating the pants isn’t a pussy I can google to see free-standing without pants in the way of slit…

But she’s still Miley Cyrus, not too old to not jerk off to, if you have a Miley fetish and haven’t had too much of her screaming for attention during the last album and tour…and I guess with her whole being on The Voice…and I haven’t because I know Disney kids aren’t authentic, so their pussy flashing – is just marketing hook – which is the kind of infomercial level marketing tool I can get behind and ideally under – so that it can pee on my face.

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2016

23

Nov

Miley Cyrus Stares at Her Pussy of the Day

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It’s Miley Cyrus’ birthday, she’s 12, at least in the mind of her pervert fans and her whole marketing angle the last few years – where she was all teen angst because her team of trendwatchers told her “this is what the kids want, let’s milk it, exploit it, and cash in” because truth is she’s totally disconnected from reality – as she’s been sold off to the Disney Corp since she was 12 – her one hit wonder dad and sugar baby mom knew they had a gold mind that crawled out of that pussy – and I guess to celebrate – she’s looking to her own pussy to see if it’s got any gold for her to put neon, weed pasties, sparkles and memes on to cash the fuck in on – as she does…

She’s apparently a judge on The Voice now, because that’s what media whores do – anything they can to get noticed…and to her credit – at least she’s skinny, can sing, and most importantly, gets naked because it’s current and trendy and needed to make her lie seem legit…

That said…this yoga birthday pussy stare would be better if it was one of her nude sleazy hipster photoshoots…

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2016

24

Oct

Miley Cyrus – Solid Pose of the Day

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When it comes to Yoga…I can usually try to jerk off to it, even just a little because of Flexibility…and my love for jerking off in public to half naked women in tight clothing bending in the weirdest of ways….until I am asked to stop staring at them by either a cop, but usually security…as apparently Yoga studios are private property and you’re not allowed to masturbate in them – when you’re not a member….FASCISTS…it’s always these people pretending to be spiritually enlightened, relaxed, vegan and zen….but they’re always the most uptight motherfuckers…who can’t handle a little relaxation from a dude who is less about sniffing my own asshole…and more about busting a fucking nut…

No I don’t know if this is Miley doing actual YOGA, the last time I tried to touch my toes was when I dropped a 20 in a bar and I needed it to pay for either a blowjob or a lap dance or a drink….I’m not an expert on these fitness things…but I am an expert, or as much of an expert as you need to be to know that if Miley really wanted to, and the public MILEY we know and love despite being annoying, and probably not the actual Miley…can totally piss in her own mouth, or better eat a load dripping out of her mouth…but will most likely only eat her period like these period artists do…it proves they are feminist.

Point being is authentic or not, she’s a hollywood puppet, this girl can bend…and that is all she really needs to be able to do for me to appreciate her….because once she starts talking…it all changes…but this here..right now…is perfet..

One more time…

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2016

18

Oct

Throwback Video of Miley Encouraging Fans to Touch Her Vagina of the Day

I guess it’s not Throwback Thursday, but it’s Tuesday which starts with the letter “T” and that’s enough for you moron, mindless retards staring into your phones looking and laughing at stupid MEMEs all day like the idiots you are…all you need is a silly image and a silly caption…over and over and over to keep you stimulated when you aren’t taking selfies…

It’s a little concerning, because the whole world is about to blow the fuck up, but the powers that be are pretty happy about controlling you on such a basic human level…

So why not contribute to the tabloid, the fodder, the dog shit content that has no point…with some MILEY CYRUS having fans touch her pussy on stage when she was still touring – like an angry single girl…before getting back with her fiance and making their first public appearance back together…that people are actually talking about like it matters..because going back to being the real Miley Cyrus…a boring money making machine who knows how to manipulate you – thanks to being Disney trained…puppets…

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2016

12

Sep

Miley Cyrus FOR ELLE US of the Day

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Miley Cyrus has pretty much peaked. It’d be hard for her to top the cash grab she grabbed the last album and tour – and she’s really put her entire self out there – vagina bush and all – only to fade into obscurity – almost forgotten but still Miley Cyrus…until now, when she’s doing media for Elle US being tame and boring….and possibly in a see through dress…but definitely not the novelty act the perverts of America and the teen hipsters who think she’s TUMBLR COOL – because she ripped off TUMBLR to be cool…are looking for…

It’s just where can she go from here…she’s obviously always going to make money – and will continue to exist – but there’s nothing more eventful that she can bring your life…so she might as well be dead…

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2016

26

Aug

Miley Cyrus for the Mouth Fetishists of the Day

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New weird fetish – Miley Cyrus mouth on her social media – because when you’re into Miley Cyrus, the character she created for her tour, all naked all the time, but she hasn’t been in character since the tour ended, allowing her to go back to being the actual Miley Cyrus who doesn’t actually know who that person is, but is definitely more boring that when the dancing monkey starts dancing as her management dangles money in front of her face….

But her mouth…that shit is weird enough to jerk off to…

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2016

02

Aug

Miley Cyrus in a Bikini with Farm Animals Like the Inbred Hick She Is of the Day

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Miley Cyrus looks well rested and normal – because her whole Miley Cyrus nude hipster from tumblr who liked crazy patterns and weird and obscure cartoon things – like Emojis and prosthetic tits – trying to claim being feminist, activist and it really connected to the kids who follow her – since kids these days are so fucking shallow and exposed to pop culture, pop music, and love everything about it – when I remember a time when the cool kids discounted that shit, wouldn’t be caught dead at the shit – but the media industry has won…they have Josie and the Pussycat-ed us – with social media and constant reminders – making a girl semi relatable – semi cool – forcing the world to think she’s legit, an artist and not the Disney trained media expert fucking you all out of your money and time – listening to her music she is….why? Because the people who think of her as cool or an artist are just as shallow and vapid as she is. The same kind of girl taking a selfie on the toilet and writing something dark and ironic about shitting out their soul or something – while cutting themselves to act like they have depth…but really they are just bullshit mall shoppers.

It’s all a lie…

What isn’t a lie is that this barely a farm girl, yet rocks a southern accent, despite having been raised in LA and trained to make accents in acting school after her parents sold her off….loves playing up the inbred hick thing and not just with her face, but also with pigs….she’s feeding in a bikini….

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2016

25

Jul

Miley Cyrus Cleavage of the Day

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I hate saying that Miley Cyrus was a brilliant marketer and manipulator a couple of years ago when she decided to take on the Youth market in a relevant enough way….because I felt as an outsider that every move she made was a fucking lie, was a fucking rip off, was stealing from a generation of kids…and I am convinced that if the internet didn’t make everyone the fucking same basic idiot – it would have never been generally accepted…

But kids, the youth or as Ivanka Trump calls them, Millennials are really fucking literal, they have no concept of what is real, they love commercialized shit, and they don’t try to fight the system, but rather let the system track their every move and distract them with Pokemon or Miley Cyrus or some shit….

So she pulled this edgy, tits out, which is what all these mainstream, who act like they are anti-mainstream, but who if they lived in my generation, would be in GAP khakis not sucking dick at parties, even if it wasn’t actually her….

And now she’s back to her homebody self, showing off tit, that is probably pregnant tits, because she’s all engaged and boring as shit…but her bathing suit, that shit’s still got remnants of the style she raped, pillaged and made a pile of money from…

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2016

20

Jul

Miley Cyrus Still Lives of the DAy

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I think it is important to celebrate Miley cyrus whenever she brings out her character Miley after putting it in storage when she went back to her future husband to live the semi normal life on their pile of money – because like all these other idiots – she is also a media manipulator – totally not authentic – fake tumblr weird – but naked – which makes any and all intentions irrelevant so long as she’s naked…

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