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2016

25

Jul

Miley Cyrus Cleavage of the Day

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I hate saying that Miley Cyrus was a brilliant marketer and manipulator a couple of years ago when she decided to take on the Youth market in a relevant enough way….because I felt as an outsider that every move she made was a fucking lie, was a fucking rip off, was stealing from a generation of kids…and I am convinced that if the internet didn’t make everyone the fucking same basic idiot – it would have never been generally accepted…

But kids, the youth or as Ivanka Trump calls them, Millennials are really fucking literal, they have no concept of what is real, they love commercialized shit, and they don’t try to fight the system, but rather let the system track their every move and distract them with Pokemon or Miley Cyrus or some shit….

So she pulled this edgy, tits out, which is what all these mainstream, who act like they are anti-mainstream, but who if they lived in my generation, would be in GAP khakis not sucking dick at parties, even if it wasn’t actually her….

And now she’s back to her homebody self, showing off tit, that is probably pregnant tits, because she’s all engaged and boring as shit…but her bathing suit, that shit’s still got remnants of the style she raped, pillaged and made a pile of money from…

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2016

20

Jul

Miley Cyrus Still Lives of the DAy

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I think it is important to celebrate Miley cyrus whenever she brings out her character Miley after putting it in storage when she went back to her future husband to live the semi normal life on their pile of money – because like all these other idiots – she is also a media manipulator – totally not authentic – fake tumblr weird – but naked – which makes any and all intentions irrelevant so long as she’s naked…

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2016

30

Jun

New / Old Miley Pictures of the Day

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This is a photoshoot from when Miley Cyrus was in character – because she’s a method actor trained by Disney – who played the loud, crazy, drugged out, modern day hippie with a bush, who was always naked, that spoke to the new generation of drone followers who think they are suburban based artists, the Hot Topic of today’s generation – all naked all the time….

It is not the Miley Cyrus who has cashed the fuck in, faded out of the limelight, abandoned her brand and tour to live a little normalcy on her pile of money with her fiance from before she was the Miley Cyrus we loved…

But I guess the photographers she worked with still have outtakes of her – and some of these are never released….and as annoying as all Disney kids are, there’s something magical about seeing Miley, Disney Star, naked…she just figured it out and executed her lie so on point…it was almost promising, inspiring and made me hopeful of a better tomorrow in a world filled with shit content…

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2016

08

Jun

Miley Cyrus for Plastik Magazine of the Day

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Apparently these are pictures of Miley Cyrus that were never released before, but as you can see it was when she was playing the Miley Cyrus character she had created after fake splitting up with her fiance for the media, the tour, the press and the money that will set them up for less – all it took was a year of work…

Now that the tour is over, her celebrity, her relevance, everything about her just died the fuck off, as she probably expected…because her and her family are media trained and know how it all works…

But in the process, she really did put herself out there, I’ve seen her pussy, I’ve heard her shit music, I appreciated the hustle, it was so modern and inspiring to the youth – leading to way more tumblr porn I need to go on…

So cultural appropriation by a rich Disney kid – playing hipster who didn’t give a fuck – was a great era for this puppet…and here’s some artifacts from that time..and by artifacts I mean pussy…pussy with bush…because all that matters is pussy even if the pics are a year old..

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2016

18

May

Miley Cyrus Clever Nipple on Instagram of the Day

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Everyone who is anyone knows that Miley Cyrus is a young genius, who has a team of young geniuses, with a capacity to identify the morons of the world and exploit the fuck out of them, taking their money, filling their stadiums, like some kind of evangelical…in a faithless, religionless world of dumb, vapid assholes…

So part of her campaign, or fake persona is a weed smoking, nipple freeing, tumblr feminist…and she’s figured out the classic “nudity in reflection” that was huge on EBAY listings years ago…with a little “see my nipples, but not in a shameless way the evil hired censors will notice”…not like they’d delete Miley’s account, apps NEED celebs using them to be relevant…losing miley would be bad business, not that Zuckerberg cares…he’s already bigger than god…doing the whole exploit idiots by giving them basic digital social tools and a platform to do it.

What a scam…

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2016

02

May

Miley Cyrus Still Exists of the Day

I just checked out Miley Cyrus on instagram to see if she still exists…

Apparently, she does…

It’s funny how we can be overexposed to some of these idiots, we get them shoved down our throat all fucking day – every fucking day… and then zero..or barely anything…except her getting her planets wrong.

I think it has something to do a PR team pushing her nonsense, or maybe how ADD we are and how much we don’t care about anything or anyone…for more than 10 seconds….

So Miley was everything – now she’s nothing – but a brat sitting on pile money…

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2016

11

Apr

Miley Cyrus “leaked” pictures of the Day

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I doubt these are recent, but Miley Cyrus is lovely. She’s managed to take her Disney character and leverage it, almost perfectly into this polar opposite character who was always high, naked, advocating drugs, putting herself out there in a crazy TUMBLR kind of way and seeing a ton of fucking success with that hustle, because it shocked, was interesting, and not necessarily unusual in pop music, but unusual for Disney Child stars to just do it so seamlessly…

It was this “I don’t give a fuck”…social media driven…teen at the mall angst…with titties, bush, feminism, nipples, ridiculouslness everywhere…

She’s been on stage with strap on dicks, she’s had her pussy spread in fashion mags, all while being a bullshit, lie just being marketed well..

So these “leaked” pics are probably not leaked at all, they are strategically put out there for press now that she’s engaged and has gone back to her rich as fuck, cashed in, boring, wholesome life….and is just a reminder of how she faked this image and vibe and social media whore wildness so well…because she’s a fucking actor..this is what Disney trained her for…

Fun pics. Glad they happened.

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2016

14

Mar

Miley Cyrus Skinny Ass Morning Twerk of the Day

Miley Cyrus skinny ass twerk for social media, is a lot of awkward, not so erotic, very “little boy” like which I guess is what people who go to Thailand for vacation like…

But she does it with such conviction, like she doen’t give a fuck about humilating herself because she’s such a coddled ego, that her face is straight, she’s not joking, this is like some crumping in the hood, but so vanilla..

She’s been rumored to have gone the “house wife route” with her fiance, but she just posted this and I believe she’s got a lot more vagina flashing left in her, both before and after her pregnancy, which is fun so that we can compare the before and after…

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2016

07

Mar

Miley Cyrus Does the Jodie Sweetin of the DAy

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This is brilliant.

I am a Miley Cyrus flip flopper, because I know as a celebrity or popstar who was groomed/created by Disney, it’s hard to take her seriously as an “artist”…or really believe anything she does is authentic….

But it turns out that nothing on the internet, or really in pop culture is authentic, no one is actually tying to make a statement, generate any provoking thoughts, they just want to distract people, confuse people, and feed them shit that’s got zero fucking substance…including the girls on Tumblr that Miley is ripping off. Everyone just wants to get themselves famous…

That said she gets naked, I’ve seen her vagina as a Disney Star, and she keeps getting work and growing, so in a lot of ways she’s just the product of what we want to see, a puppet, the basis of Disney…

But this, along with her nude work, made me laugh….she posted a picture of here doing the Jodie Sweetin from Full House, who you may remember as a child star who developed a serious meth addiction and became a fucking wreck…

So this is not really controversial, but she’s trolling Stephanie Tranner and for some reason, a reason I call celebrities never make fun of each other, not that Stephanie Tanner is a celebrity, but other than seeing a celebrity naked, seeing a celebrity make fun of another celebrity, is about as good as those vapid assholes get…

Good times..let’s make fun of other child star and their crashing and burning because it’s LOLZ…

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2016

01

Mar

Pregnant Miley Cyrus Shopping in Mesh of the Day

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Apparently these Miley Cyrus mesh shit pictures are from the other day – when she was shopping at some vintage store – buying these outfits:

She’s the kind of puppet who has pretty much sold off her soul, dignity, integrity, privacy, existence, everything to the entertainment industry. She calls herself an “artist”, but really she’s just a commodity and in being that soulless thing, means showing the world her tits and pussy as part of her marketing, revenue generating, and not giving a fuck…

I call it cultivating the idea of “art” and “authenticity” based on the tumblr girls she follows, eventually faking it well enough for it to be real, for her to be more than just some Disney trained, daughter of a one-hit-wonder…and as long as the nudity happens…fuck it keep bringing it…

Speaking of fucking it, it looks like she may be pregnant, tits are bigger, belly is poppin’ and she’s rumored to have had a secret wedding…because when you have everything yet feel so empty, babies are the answer…

Here are tits…in anticipation for that mom body…she may be worth 200 million dollars, but she’s still hick trash…

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2016

08

Feb

Some New Miley Cyrus Nude Outtakes of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is a fascinating talent. She is so authentic in everything she does. She is a revolutionary…an artist…and future generations look onto her like we look at the great philosophers of the Roman Empire….because by that time, the damage she has done that may only cause a ripple in the metaphorical pond that is our society….will contribute to the fall of society…leaving us a ball of half retards flashing our tits after drinking too much cough syrup…after ripping off something they say on Tumblr..

According to my sources…Miley Cyrus is “a sexual being”…according to me, she’s just pandering to a PC gender-less pile of idiots…who turn to her as their leader in the LBGQT movement…and here she is crawling on all four for pop culture…like a fetish porn…but a pop star…so innovative…

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2016

19

Jan

Miley Cyrus Engagement Ring of the Day

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Apparently Miley Cyrus is back with her “fiance” Liam Hemsworth.

In case you don’t remember, before she went off the fucking rails and became the Miley Cyrus people actually cared about, she was engaged to Liam Hemsworth….

You know the Queer or Bisexual, genderless, pussy pretty much spread in every photoshoot she did, in outrageous costumes, trying to be weird, but pretending it happened organically, while the analytical mind and pretty much everyone except some basic kids and old people knew she was ripping off some weird tumblr personalities, shamelessly, getting rich off the ideas of others, like she was Amy Schumer stealing jokes and getting famous for it, all to make her connect with the people who don’t see right through her bullshit…all while showing tits, making it worth looking…low hanging fruit..

Well, she’s just a Disney star, phoney bullshit…and I’m all for her showing us her tits…even when I know everything else about her is a fucking lie…including but not limited to this publicity stunt with her ex because these Hollywood types, even when they play the “I dont give a fuck”…actually care and crave being talked about…

Under all her costumes and silly is the exact same lame girl she was 4 years ago….which is why she’s gone back to this…after fucking a lot of people during their break…not the Hemsworth cares, he’s just in this for the press.

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2015

23

Dec

Miley Cyrus’s Christmas Dreams of the Day

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Miley Cyrus posted a couple holiday pics to her instagram, I guess she’s shooting a video, or maybe she’s just so tumblr artist weird that she does this shit in her house with her latch on friends because they are so weird and different all while being the fucking same…

I guess I don’t hate what Miley has contributed to the world, in her getting naked ways, but I do think it’d be a more interesting artist statement if her instagram Christmas themed pic were a little more about her shitting out candy canes and/or gingerbread men..in close up pictures of her anus decorated as Santa’s village…

Ya know…

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2015

21

Dec

Pam Anderson and Miley Cyrus Save Whales in Vancouver Concert Together of the Day

It’s hard to get excited over anything that Pam Anderson is involved in, she’s old, she’s tired, her breasts are still stupid looking, and I was done jerking off to her in the late 90s….

Luckily she had Miley Cyrus to help carry her in hometown concert, these Canadians never fully capable of leaving their maple Syrup sucking ways..especially after being cured of Hepatitis..not that that is related, but it means she’s not dead yet and in not being dead…why not walk around Miley’s show in a one piece to discuss issues like saving the whales…a cause I support..becuase Marine Mammals are fucking amazing..even when Pam Anderson is not…

But I guess the point of her doing this was to draw attention to herself, she knows as well as us that hse’s old and not what she was, she has to look at all the wrinkles and new discoveries of aging everyday – before getting plastic surgery to try ot fix it…

And why not do it with Miley, a lost girl just trying to find her voice, her place and doing it in the silliest, sexualized, fun way….

Good times, but irrelevant times.

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2015

18

Dec

Miley Cyrus Child Star for Plastik Magazine of the Day

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Some magazine I’ve never heard of is featuring Miley Cyrus on their four cover, limited edition, magazine even though people don’t buy magazines anymore, and the pics are fun…but not as fun as Miley has been known to be in her career, breaking free from Disney, since in other shoots, I’ve seen her asshole…

I guess what I’m saying is that I endorse anything Miley does, even if her music is dumb and commercial and her intent is to make money and sell tickets to her circus…because she puts it out there and she does it in an interessting way and that to me goes a lot way, even when it’s absolute bullshit…right..

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