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2015

01

May

Miley Cyrus Nude for V Magazine of the Day

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Here’s another post on Miley Cyrus, because it is safe to say that she is the best thing to have happened in the entertainment industry in a love fucking time, all thanks to her trying to be the total opposite of what Disney created her as, even though it is safe to assume in the executive offices and on set trailers…other shit was going down that was way darker that Mickey and Minnie dancing around…I’m talking child molestation…and even if there was no child molestation, this girl’s soul was robbed, her celebrity took her childhood, she can’t live a normal life and is like a caged aninmal I want to fuck in the zoo, and I guess in knowing that and embracing that…she might as well dive right into the hipster world of getting naked for fashion cuz it’s just being naked…

We can only hope she also gets into fucking on camera…because it is just fucking…

I have big plans for her..including but not limited to her sitting on my face…While I wait for that….here are some polaroids…for a fashion magazine that are a little bit crackhead, a little bit erotic, a little be cheesy, but all awesome…

Miley just won.

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2015

01

May

Miley Cyrus Pubes in her Latest Armpit Hair Photo of the Day

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The most important thing that has happened this week…is Miley Cyrus bleached and dyed her armpit hair…because Miley Cyrus is this lame, identity crisis, feminist reclusive weirdo who had her childhood and freedom robbed of her…on some Michael Jackson shit…connecting with fat chicks of tumblr….

But now she’s posting it with pubic hair..and I fucking love bush, and I love Miley’s body…so by default I will love Miley’s Bush…because as a bush lover, in an era of waxed pussy, and laser pussy, sometimes you gotta take the hippie pits, to get the pillow of hair stuffed into panties…

This is my third post on Miley in 12 hours…I bet I do one more…because I love her…

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2015

01

May

Miley Cyrus’ Armpit Hair is Red of the Day

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I have a friend who used to fuck girl’s armpits…like he would only be able to get off if he was fucking an armpit…and he would even pay regular girls to let him fuck their armpits and most girls would go along with it because they never had their armpit fucked…and figured why the hell not do it like a hooker….

I have been in different sexual situations where I find myself licking a sweaty armpit, not because I love armpit but because it is there…

So I am not against armpits…I mean I am not against anything on a girl…but really not against armpits…even if I am not into armpits like my friend is….

I am also into bush, unkempt huge fucking bush…But for some reason, when the two come together…and are dyed to bring more attention to them….I get repulsed…

Miley has a great body, is a lot of fun, but I just can’t fuck with that hipster feminist trend…even if it is just hair and not a huge deal…I don’t think liking a hairless armpit means I want to take away a woman’s right to vote….it just means red armpit hair freaks me the fuck out…

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2015

01

May

Miley Cyrus Bleaching her Armpits of the Day

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Miley Cyrus bleached her armpit hair on instagram…or in real life and posted it to instagram…because in Miley’s situation…the internet is her real life…as she has no real friends and this is her only glimpse into the outside world…thanks to suffering from her success and forced to be reclusive…

Well part of her vision, creative process, bullshit trying to be different is that she has armpit hair…a true uneducated feminist…who can have all the armpit hair she wants…even though armpit hair is gross…unless you’re asking a hippie dyke…

I mean I am all for pussy hair, but armpit hair makes me gag whenever I see it..a response I Wish Miley had…every time she meets me…but she never meets me…I am so alone…

Here she is in a bikini…because she has a great body..

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2015

30

Apr

Miley Cyrus Pantsless Getting Painted on of the Day

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Miley Cyrus posted a couple pictures that probably aren’t that hot to anyone but me…because I fucking love Miley Cyrus in all her crazy rich person reclusive glory…where she is alienated by her success and has because this weirdo content producer on social media that people seem to love..with weird photoshop edits and her smoking weed…it’s like she’s posting 10 random insane pics a day…some of her tits…some of her joints…some of her pantsless…all of her acting like some stir crazy, cabin fever weirdo with too many resources…and as cheesy and calculated as the whole thing is…I mean she’s a Disney Popstar…I still fucking love it…because there is no such thing as autheticity…so I’ll take good bullshit over bad bullshit…not that Miley is doing this for me…but she should be.

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2015

28

Apr

Miley Cyrus Choreographed Dance with her Sister of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is like a weirdo rich person…reclusive in her own little safe haven that is her house…where select people roll through…and that she never leaves because she gets bombarded by fans…and sure she’s got everything she needs in her house, from drugs, to sex, to pool and games, but she’s still a societal outcast, even though society is watching her every move…and the whole thing is fucking weird, even creepy…especailly when she posts these choreographed dances with her sister, that you know stem from her being some stir crazy, cabin fever, lonely person with nothing but the ability to dance…since she’s been trained to dance by Disney since she was a kid….Either way…she’s a babe…but she freaks me the fuck out.

Here she is smoking weed in a hand stand…because fitness

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2015

27

Apr

Miley Cyrus Smokes Giant Joint of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is a prime example of sheltered weirdo up on some Michael Jackson shit, who’s only friend is her instagram account and a few other weirdo people who latch onto her because she’s Miley Cyrus…

She can’t live a normal life, or leave her house without being totally bombarded, so she’s a reclusive weirdo left the internet to get by..you know..just her dancing around at home…because that’s all she can do…even if her home is a fucking resort filled with everything she needs…like weed to spend an hour rolling this massive joint to post on instagram…like she was 15 at a high school dance…because that’s probably where her social skills lie..

Either way, some weed porn for you burn outs…even though weed isn’t even a thing anymore…the real porn would be her smoking this with her Disney trained vagina…

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2015

23

Apr

Miley Cyrus in Gym Clothes of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is fucking amazing…what isn’t amazing is that this turn yourself into a stripper app, rockin’ the pole has gone viral and every asshole on instagram and facebook has been posting little animations of their whore selves living the stripper dream in cartoon form…every single cartoon doing the exact same dance move…set to differnt songs…but still the fucking same level of stupid fucker your life fucking sucks go do something productive…

Yes…I am bitter I didn’t create the viral stripper pole dance, it is so fucking stupid, it is something I would want as my legacy in the tech world…not this blog I’ve been doing for a decade..all day everyday…a fucking stripper app that took a day to code…fucking assholes..

That said, if you want to have a stripper video, especially when you’re a recently single, but hot bodied Miley who pretty much does a stripper show on stage every night…she should just do a fucking stripper video…it would probabyl take as much time and effort…

Either way, she went to the gym and she’s pretty fucking perfect, if you stare at her from the neck down and have her on mute…what a fucking hot body…

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2015

22

Apr

Miley Cyrus French Kissing her Dog of the Day

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I day is not a day unless Miley Cyrus graces it with her silly antics…that I call being a bored rich girl who really doesn’t give a fuck, or at least pretends to not give a fuck because that is the marketing campaign her team decided to run with as it resinates with the youth market better than if she did give a fuck and took a Taylor Swift approach of wholesome whoresome….you know…there needs to be competitive advantage in the market…and as Miley is this massive money making entity…I doubt she has as much say as it seems she does..but maybe I’m wrong about the whole thing. It is very possible for a Disney kid to master and maneuver social media to win…they are so fucking trained at this industry…it’s second nature…

Not that any of that matters, what does matter is that our girl Miley is an exhibitionist in her life that is her marketing…and I am a voyeur…

So whether she’s frenching her dog, having her dog eat her out thanks the peanut butter, or just showing her tits…I dig everything she’s about…as cheesy as it is…it’s refreshing…

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2015

20

Apr

Miley Cyrus Wins 420 of the Day

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Miley Cyrus posted a picture of her smoking a bong, wearing pasties, probably not trying to be shocking, because this is the internet and the only thing shocking would be if the bong was shoved up her cunt and blowing smoke rings out of her ass…

Which she’s not doing, becasue she’s boring…

But she is still smoking a bong in fucking pasties…which for an old fucker like me is up on some “wtf”…and a little “that’s kinda fun and wild and crazy”…because when I was 20, the only bitches in pasties where girls at stripclubs that didn’t allow topless, trying to give as much topless, when topless really only is topless, with visible nipples…

This just reminds me of an era when celebrities were not just pawns to their parents, but to the world, where they would pretend to be super human and not get naked, or do drugs…even though behind the scenes and closed doors they were ripping lines of coke out of hooker asshole…

The public knew what was up, but these assholes that were seeking public acceptance, decided to not be honest and pretend…making a slip up kind of exciting when the paparazzi caught it…

Now the paparazzi only captures what the celebs want captured, the scandals they want seeded…or they just post this shit on social media with a “WTF I’m Miley Fuck You” attitude…

All this to say…things are changing for the better, because I remember posting “OMG Britney has coke on her nose” type posts… now the famous girls are in pasties smoking bongs, when not on Molly for all to see, because that’s what famous is supposed to be..

Here she is showing her pasties and her armpit hair because she’s that kind of hairy armpit feminist….which despite loving bush..and licking armpits…I don’t like when the two merge…I don’t really caring how hairy a bitch is…but hairy armpits disgusts me…I think I was traumatized as a child.

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Here she is in her pasties for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Joan Jett induction:

HEre the awesome video

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2015

17

Apr

Miley Cyrus Headstand with a Leotard Wedgie of the Day

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I used to know and party with girls who were just into being weird for the sake of being weird. They were actually normal as fuck, and I guess that’s why they did it, it gave them something to get noticed for or to talk about…whether it was with costume…or whatever….

They were the kind of girls who would go to the gym in a snowsuit…or bikini or really anything to get a laugh…out of boredome or whatever…

They’d be the girls you’d go to their houses or on a trip with and they’d just be dressed crazy in leotards or whatever for the sake of being crazy and in leotards…it made no sense…but it all stemmed from boredom…which I can assume Miley is all about…

It’s like she’s chilling at home, figures “I’ll put on this silly crazy thing”….gets high…cuz it’s almost 420 and tthat what people do…and thinks it’s so great that she should do yoga poses…all her little leeches laugh at the joke…and snap pics and since it was the highlight of her boring, secluded, alienated life…she posts it to the internet…

So her getting weird identity crisis, is really just her being bored and sad…but at least it comes with leotard jacked in ass crack…which happens to be the kind of Gets weird…I like..

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2015

16

Apr

Miley Cyrus Nipple for Mert Alas and Instagram of the Day

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I follow Miley and I follow Mert Alas on Instagram, because Mert and Marcus are the biggest photographers in the game right now, and Miley, well, Miley, as annoying as she is….still gives me boners…because she’s fun, funny, even if full of shit, bubblegum and not authentic at all…because in reality no one is authentic, and thanks to the internet…everyone is just the fucking same thirsty over-connected idiot…but she still shows her tits…and I like tits…

I just prefer when there aren’t graphics on the fucking tits…

So yeah, I saw this going down live, and didn’t care enough about it or about blogging to wait 12 or 13 hours to post it…cuz I have better shit to do…like stare at eager moms in the park…with their hard nipples from all the breast feeding…

You see…real life is shitty, but better than follow other people’s bullshit life…ya know…all this shit is so dumb.

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2015

14

Apr

Miley Cyrus Pasties of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is pretty amazing…as lame as she is, she’s managed to turn her Disney Experience into some wierdo hipster, hip hop, drugged out vibe…that is actually mainstream and what the Gap was to anyone who grew up in the 90s, only more fun than the gap due to how weird it is…where ill fitting Khakis are now pasties…and onesies…all acting like a bad Disney cartoon…because I guess that’s all she knows….

All this to say…I’m a fan…of all that is going on here…bitch is so detached from reality…thanks to being alienated from the world…and has been pretty fucking life changing…at least when it comes to pop culture…i like what’s going on here…

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2015

31

Mar

Miley Cyrus In a One Piece in the Backyard of the Day

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Miley Cyrus posted some pics of a homemade photoshoot she did, post wisdom teeth removal, featuring some ice on her face like she just got beat up like the hick that she is, you know in some trailer park spousal dispute I wish was her reality, but insteaed, she’s just rich as fuck, living the life of luxury, worth more than any of us, and not even 25 yet…pretty depressing….

We can sit and laugh at her accent, her deep voice, her lame, poser, bullshit “artistic” vision…that is just hollywood bullshit, but she’s living the good life, people care about her, and she’s hot enough for all of us to want to fuck…but instead we just get to stare at her homemade shoots, thinking “I wish i was the reason she was icing her face, you know after bruising her up with all my throat fucking”…because we are pathetic, at least I am…and doing posts on these people makes me want to kill myself…but I’ll save that for another day…instead I’ll just post some pics…

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2015

30

Mar

Miley Cyrus Beer Showers a Bootleg VS Model of the Day

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Miley Cyrus’ new BFF, is some bootleg VS model, who makes no sense as a VS model, not that VS has any real clout anymore, and are struggling to cooler instagram brands, but pulling some random hipster chick in and giving her their stamp of approval is just weird as fuck, she must be connected, or at least is now…hanging out with Miley and maximizing it in bikini doing Beer bottle “facials”….but not on her face…

It’s a little erotic, but would be better…if she was actually built less like a little boy and/or she was sitting on Miley’s face while doing this…but it’s still good enough…

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