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Miley Cyrus Tongues Her Dog of the Day

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Here’s a little Miley Cyrus tonguing her dog…because Miley Cyrus is strategic, she’s a Disney trained performer, and the conditions they put the people who work their theme parks should be a sign of the training they put into their bread winning, money making, machines…

Meaning, everything she does is programmed, designed, strategic…

Now I don’t know what tonguing her dog has to do with anything…or how this helps her in anyway…but at least one of you will masterbate to it and that means I am doing my job…even though I don’t have a job.

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Miley Cyrus Hick Voice on Fallon of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is doing Saturday night live…

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I guess in part of her promo, she’s doing the most irritating of TV shows…Jimmy Fallon that I find remarkable is still on TV in this internet era, but I guess America is stupid and likes half retard, school yard, interviews….instead of getting any real substance out of these idiots…but maybe I’m just angry at everything…and it’s not Jimmy Fallon, but rather me…

So Miley , was on the show…talking about her Vegan Pig….with her hick accent…despite being a Disney trained actress and serious phoney, that you’d know probably wouldn’t have a hick accent since she moved to LA at 10…but who has it because she’s either lazy, sheltered, or full of hick shit…

She also did an Emotional improv interview with Fallon…as part of his Bullshit school yard antics…

She also was talking about how bad she wanted to smoke Leo’s Vape Pen….while Jimmy sucked up to her..


This wasn’t paid for by Jimmy Fallon…

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Miley Cyrus Pantsless of the Day



I don’t think a Miley Cyrus showing off her panties is really that interesting to look at…she’s over-exposed, garners too much attention, has publicly done drugs too many times, is constantly naked, sometimes masturbating for fashion, because she’s a hipster tumblr star – even though she’s really just a soulless product of Disney, confused into thinking she’s an artist, and doing all she can to produce some substantial message as an artist..because no one wants to admit they’re vapid cunts..so she does it half naked, exposed, look at her, she’s basic…and so “weird”..fuck off..

I do think Miley Cyrus covered in semen, afterbirth, a miscarriage, her period, feces, spreading her ass, or pussy, fisting herself or being fisting….would make these pics more interesting…but she’s too boring for that…upsetting..

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Miley Cyrus Talking About Her Pig’s Butt of the Day

Here’s Miley sounding half retarded, planning Bacon…when she’s done with “Big Pig”…but I assume that Miley Cyrus is high as fuck, trying to show her fans that she makes as banal observations when high…just like them and in this case…it’s the shine of her pig butt….

I guess to think Miley was the only money grubbing pig in her house was wrong…because apparently the inbred hick popstar trying to be “weird”…because it’s trendy…has a pet pig…she probably doesn’t take care of..

Much like me, only my pig is my fat wife, but this isn’t about me, this is about Miley, who I guess got her pet pig that she doesn’t actually take care of, as a tribute to her family…because pigs remind her of the old country she came from, the back woods of the Kentucky, where that her grand pappy was the richest man in the community, because he was the one with the pig…a richness that allowed him to become a notable figure in his Kentucky town, probably the reason Billy Ray could have a career..it’s always the rich kids…

So whether Miley is from a long line of pig fucking farm people…because even rich hicks fuck their livestock if they are horny enough…it’s safe to assume, she’s just doing this to be obscure, tumblr cool, funny and ironic…for her branding purposes…because anyone who has spent time with pigs, like I have, even though they were in the form of my wife….they’ll know…pigs are pretty gross, demanding, food loving, take up too much of the bed, and smell like shit…always complaining, especially now that she’s menopausal…

Here’s her mouth…

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The Miley Cyrus Avoids a Banned MAC Ad for Publicity of the Day

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Here’s Miley Eating her Panties to talk about how Miley was named spokesperson for some Mac Campaign over a year ago…meaning these pics came out over a year ago…and now the ad is being talked about again…because it was almost banned in the UK, which sounds like a strategy to squeeze all they can out of this campaign…like a fake publicity stunt…

Advertising Standards Authority rules overall message of posters for cosmetics company was sexually suggestive, but rules it was not enough to cause widespread offence

Thank god that worked out…..

It’s safe to say that MAC cosmetics paid Miley a ton of fucking money to get Miley to endorse them…we’re talking million dollar deal..

It’s safe to say that they wanted to get their money worth in terms of visibility and exposure..they didn’t spend millions of dollars on Miley to not be seen or noticed.

It’s safe to say they paid Miley millions of dollars because they knew she’s open and willing to masturbate on cam for Fashion Magazines and attention, to perpetuate her bullshit scam that works because America is stupid..

It’s safe to say that this is hardly scandalous, and this “Banned in the UK” story…is a lie or a massive inflation of the actual story..

It’s safe to say the only offensive thing about this ad is Miley Cyrus…she’s the worst….but not really..because at least she’s not Taylor Swift…

Here’s she singing about getting high before getting MRI…..

Ok fine, she’s amazing…

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Miley Cyrus Fights BC Wolf Cull of the Day

Miley Cyrus is lovely…a lot of fun…probably the only fun in pop music…and she was in British Columbia Canada, because she is fighting the Wolf Cull, which is killing wild wolves, sad to all animal lovers, because they are out of control….all because a politician said that the uneducated, high school drop out, who shouldn’t be taken seriously because she’s a twerking puppet….is a twerking puppet and that should apply being a twerking puppet to the world…rather than take on real environmental issues like some kind of specialist….

Idiot social activist celebrities….who don’t know anything…but think they know everything…because of their egos…I am sure the people killing the wolves don’t want to kill the fucking wolves, it’s not like shameless murdering for the sake of murdering, you know to make fur coats…but rather to lower population of predator animals to better plan and control a fucking eco system that is killing Caribou….so let’s kill overpopulated wolves, to save dying off caribou…

But I also don’t know anything about the issue, I just know Miley visited country…I am imprisoned in…and that all celebrities are idiots when being activists…while their whole existence is the opposite of activism…for any issues…Makes sense…

This is what she had her assistant write:

I may have left B.C. for now but my heart is still very much there…. Along with the grizzlies that when I first locked eyes with changed me forever & the wolves that sing such beautiful songs calling out for one another…. But the hearts of everyone in this photo (John & Mary Theberge, Carl Safina, Ian McAllister, April Bencze, Douglas Neasloss, and my brother Braison) the people of First Nations and caring humans of B.C. will be broken if these amazing creatures are no longer apart of the #GreatBearRainforest… On this adventure something was confirmed that us lovers of nature and all that it brings to this planet already know but unfortunately so many don’t understand… WE ARE THESE ANIMALS (if you ever see the bottom of a bears feet as he climbs to shore after catching breakfast you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about, I also learned on this trip I have quite the grizzly foot fetish!) …. What separates us from the animals and the land we want to protect is our vocal ability and freedom of speech. It is our responsibility to give the GBR & all the animals it provides a home for a voice! Not only have I fallen head over heels in love with BC…

What doesn’t make logical sense to her cause, but makes sense based on what she is, is that Miley doesn’t fully absorb herself in the wolf pack, like some Twerk Dances with Wolves, or Mowgli from the Jungle Book, brought to you by Disney… which would increase chances of her getting eaten by them…and thus actually making a differnce…

Why doesn’t see donate all her soulless money that she’s sitting one in her mansion in Hollywood while making her TUMBLR art…to make an actual difference…

What a joke…show us your tits…

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Miley Cyrus Instagram Pic of the DAy

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Miley Cyrus is so hip…so cool…so tumblr fresh…even though any real hipster knows that having a tumblr is so mainstream, and being on instagram is so mainstream, it makes you look like your trying….way too hard….

It’s safe to say that Miley Cyrus….is a fucking phoney created by Disney…puppet of the media…But she’s naked…or naked enough…to matter…covered in white foam…like it was her new boyfriend Dane Cook…who most people know as the fucking worst…

This is all getting pretty boring…

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Miley Cyrus is Broken – X-Ray Porn of the Day


OMG! OMG! Miley is injured, I sure hope she recovers from this most terrible thing that could possibly happen to a girl who is high all the time, and who probably fell down the stairs or some shit…

I guess it could also be a like, and she’s just implying that she’s injured, by posting an X-Ray on her instagram, as part of one of her TUMBLR INSPIRED art projects, because art doesn’t exist anymore, it’s just a series of idiots making silly memes and videos for their own social media accounts…you know commentary on how her soul feels thanks to selling herself to the devil at a young age…

Or maybe she’s actually hurt, with a minor hand injury, that as anyone who has fucked an amputee will tell you, won’t get in the way of handjobs on either girls or guys…not that Miley gives, she’s more of a taker, the spoiled lazy brats always are…

I am just disappointed she didn’t post the videos of her injured, crying…where is her full time cameraman we know she has when you need him…

Fuck X-Ray porn, I want Miley Crying porn…because I am disgusting…and crying girls have always been a fetish…

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Miley Cyrus Eats With her Inbred Mouth Open of the Day


Miley is not really inbred, she’s just cut from the white trash cloth, of Achy Breaky Billy Ray, who was probably inbred, as his name would statistically suggest, I mean I think less than 5% of people naked Billy Ray are not inbred….while her mom was just some stripper or cocktail waitress who through a series of smart decisions, like not aborting that one hit wonder’s kid right before he was super famous, has created a financially secure, life of luxury..

That said, Miley, who isn’t really hot, but she’s fit and likes showing her tits, is probably not authentic in her hipster tumblr bullshit, but who still seems to have more of a point to her existence than her counterparts, who play it safe for marketability, while this one posts pics of her in bath smoking weed….


There was a time this would have been considered “scandal”…now it’s just “Why isn’t her pussy spread”….and I’m not talking about that cat…


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Edgy Hipster Miley Cyrus Instagram Analysis of the Day

Miley Cyrus as you know is an “Edgy” hipster…even though hipsters don’t really exist, and she’s just part of this drugged up, don’t give a fuck because we put everything on the internet, just being ourselves, sometimes shocking, often times with lots of colors, and genitals, and nipples…because it’s fun to be weird…in this internet generation that I can’t imagine ending bad…until it becomes ultra him to turn your back to social media, going back to a simpler time of reading and movies, which I think can happen, every time I see a hipster with a flip phone with no data plan, until seeing them pull out their iphone to update their tumblr / insta / snap …because they are all their own TV show, content producing assholes I hate…and think should die…and I guess Miley is exploiting that…making money off it…while actual hipsters just live off the trust fund their dad set up for them…

Will they one day teach Miley Cyrus in Art School? Is instagram an art…

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Miley Cyrus Cake Picture of the Day

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Miley Cyrus was celebrating her birthday, or her friend’s birthday, or knowing Miley, one of her attempts at a high concept, porny, Tumblr selfie shoot, as part of her “performance” art and branding, that makes people like me think, “At least she’s not Taylor Swift”….while playing the media in what I call “Just being Miley”…

Yes, it’s all a fabricated lie. but it’s half naked, and really, is anything really real anymore anyway?

I think life is just a series of me interacting with my computer in my shithole I call home…

It’s all a fucking fantasy, so as long as it’s some overpaid pop bitch in a bikini on all fours covered in cake, I’m ok with the lies…

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Miley Talking About Licking Teeth of the Day

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Miley Cyrus..is probably the most interesting thing in entertainment…because she’s not Taylor Swift..

I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing that matters or just noise…or does she even exist in this world where everyone is self involved weirdos looking at their social media and snapchat and instagram all day…

But as long as she’s eating cake off her friends face…

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Miley Cyrus is Sick in Bed on Labor Day of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is sick in bed today, so everyone send your thoughts and prayers to her and hope the sucking dirty dick and pussy, smoking weed and drinking, staying up all night dancing like a retard….while her family celebrates her voice being turned off for a few days, thinking how bad they would love to rip those tonsils out of her fucking head, but remembering that that deep and scary twangy shit buys them shit…

So their fingers are crossed, while the rest of us are hoping…that she never comes around again and that the AIDS take her away…even though she’s more insteresting than anything else in pop, by default, being pop is the devils work….and must be rid of our lives…for the good of humanity…only to replaced with more mainstream shit to brain wash us into getting more and more in debt…as we idiolize the lives of these clowns…

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Miley, Kim and Others Masturbate on Facetime for Interview’s “ME” September Issue of the Day


Fashion photographer Mert facetimes his subjects for the latest Interview Magazine….

Because this is the selfie generation, who needs cameras and photographers, when the real compelling content is being let into people’s bathrooms or bedrooms, so that they can put on any type of intimate performance for whoever they want, or they can pretend it is an intimate performace despite being scripted for interview magazine because these idiots are all puppets….

Nice and porny, like “Hey look at me, I’m an attention whore who masturbates on cam like every girl in the world, I am just like you, only I leak this shit or do it for fashion magazines”….which a secondary hope that you cum to it…because we want you to imagine facetiming us…instead of girls you meet on tinder…or some shit..

Here’s Miley’s amazing Facetime Session…


Here’s Kim K simulating masturbation on Facetime for a magazine…we’ve seen her fuck when she was pre trans….we don’t care.


I assume Selena will have one…




And Posh Spice Beckham…


And Madonna…


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Miley Cyrus Ridiculousness Includes Rihanna Impersonator of the Day

Rita Ora Keeps on Scamming the fucking system. She’s in the right circle and all these idiots are too into themselves to really care or know if they like someone…they are puppets and just like what they are told to…but I know Rita Ora plays the fun one to be around, the one with the silly accent, who no one really feels threatened by…because she’s just a Rihanna impersonator….let her linger and entertain us in our boring existence…

That said, here she is doing her British comedy act…with her tits from the VMAs sunday…it makes her likeable..

Here is Miley rockin’ the dick at a party smoking weed for instagram…

ANd here I am wanting to kill myself because this is all so dumb…

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