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2016

19

Jan

Miley Cyrus Engagement Ring of the Day

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Apparently Miley Cyrus is back with her “fiance” Liam Hemsworth.

In case you don’t remember, before she went off the fucking rails and became the Miley Cyrus people actually cared about, she was engaged to Liam Hemsworth….

You know the Queer or Bisexual, genderless, pussy pretty much spread in every photoshoot she did, in outrageous costumes, trying to be weird, but pretending it happened organically, while the analytical mind and pretty much everyone except some basic kids and old people knew she was ripping off some weird tumblr personalities, shamelessly, getting rich off the ideas of others, like she was Amy Schumer stealing jokes and getting famous for it, all to make her connect with the people who don’t see right through her bullshit…all while showing tits, making it worth looking…low hanging fruit..

Well, she’s just a Disney star, phoney bullshit…and I’m all for her showing us her tits…even when I know everything else about her is a fucking lie…including but not limited to this publicity stunt with her ex because these Hollywood types, even when they play the “I dont give a fuck”…actually care and crave being talked about…

Under all her costumes and silly is the exact same lame girl she was 4 years ago….which is why she’s gone back to this…after fucking a lot of people during their break…not the Hemsworth cares, he’s just in this for the press.

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2015

23

Dec

Miley Cyrus’s Christmas Dreams of the Day

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Miley Cyrus posted a couple holiday pics to her instagram, I guess she’s shooting a video, or maybe she’s just so tumblr artist weird that she does this shit in her house with her latch on friends because they are so weird and different all while being the fucking same…

I guess I don’t hate what Miley has contributed to the world, in her getting naked ways, but I do think it’d be a more interesting artist statement if her instagram Christmas themed pic were a little more about her shitting out candy canes and/or gingerbread men..in close up pictures of her anus decorated as Santa’s village…

Ya know…

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2015

21

Dec

Pam Anderson and Miley Cyrus Save Whales in Vancouver Concert Together of the Day

It’s hard to get excited over anything that Pam Anderson is involved in, she’s old, she’s tired, her breasts are still stupid looking, and I was done jerking off to her in the late 90s….

Luckily she had Miley Cyrus to help carry her in hometown concert, these Canadians never fully capable of leaving their maple Syrup sucking ways..especially after being cured of Hepatitis..not that that is related, but it means she’s not dead yet and in not being dead…why not walk around Miley’s show in a one piece to discuss issues like saving the whales…a cause I support..becuase Marine Mammals are fucking amazing..even when Pam Anderson is not…

But I guess the point of her doing this was to draw attention to herself, she knows as well as us that hse’s old and not what she was, she has to look at all the wrinkles and new discoveries of aging everyday – before getting plastic surgery to try ot fix it…

And why not do it with Miley, a lost girl just trying to find her voice, her place and doing it in the silliest, sexualized, fun way….

Good times, but irrelevant times.

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2015

18

Dec

Miley Cyrus Child Star for Plastik Magazine of the Day

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Some magazine I’ve never heard of is featuring Miley Cyrus on their four cover, limited edition, magazine even though people don’t buy magazines anymore, and the pics are fun…but not as fun as Miley has been known to be in her career, breaking free from Disney, since in other shoots, I’ve seen her asshole…

I guess what I’m saying is that I endorse anything Miley does, even if her music is dumb and commercial and her intent is to make money and sell tickets to her circus…because she puts it out there and she does it in an interessting way and that to me goes a lot way, even when it’s absolute bullshit…right..

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2015

16

Dec

Miley Cyrus Vagina Panties of the Day

As much as I find the Miley Cyrus tour and campaign sensationalized nonsense, you know a fight not worth fighting, maybe even an unauthentic tumblr rip off because she’s got no idea what’s actually going on in the world thanks to being coddled…

Part of me loves everything this girl is doing. I love the potty humor. The vagina and penis and sexuality protest. The digital print of a bald pussy in crotchless panties with a set of fake tits that almost look real…all to say “what’s the big fucking deal, we all fuck, that’s the reason we are here”…

I’ve been campaigning against sex in the media being censored or nudity being a good thing not a bad thing forever..so it’s nice to see the general public going that route…it’s the new…porn raised and open minded…dirty in bed…good times…

I don’t know if I would want my 10 year old daughter watching this, it is still vulgar and a weird artist statement that is better suited for lesbian coffee houses and not arenas, you know some vegan cupcake side while drinking kambucha and not so much a heaveily marketed disney show…with merch…all while Miley cashes the fuck in making a fool of herself…

But it’s happening, it’s different…it’s the now…

Smoking some weed…

From her instagram…

A bonus from Paper Magazine outtake…that is pretty fucking good..

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TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER IN CONCERT CLICK HERE

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2015

12

Dec

Miley Cyrus Infantilism Fetish Music Video of the Day

Here’s Miley dressed like a baby in some spoken word video….for a song called BB Talk….

It’s got her brand of weird that isn’t that weird, but that is far more weird than Taylor Swift…

It’s her talking about how some dude she fucked talked to her in baby talk but she’s way cooler than that..and that she hates that shit…probably some bullshit TUMBLR feminism shit…because she doesn’t do cute…

This is hardly weird to anyone into infantilism, probably because they are sitting in a crib shitting themselves in their diapers in a nursery they set up in their house…waiting for their weird barren wife who never had kids to come tend to them…

But Miley dressed like a baby sucking her toe…works…for me..unfortunately, Miley Doesn’t because if she did, I’d be rich.

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2015

08

Dec

Miley Cyrus is Amazing of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is Amazing…..

I mean she’s no Taylor Swift…

That was a joke..

Taylor Swift is a contrived, not in a good way, conservative, not in a good way, pile of shit with shitty accessible music…trying to get her shitty music across to the world because it get paid…

While Miley actually tries to be provocative and controversial, even if contrived bullshit…there’s nipples and nipples feed babies..and give people like me something to jerk off to, even if nipples are mainstream, they are still nipples…you know…

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2015

07

Dec

Miley Cyrus’ New Outfit of the Day

Miley Cyrus may be a little fake in what she does. It may be this try hard attention seeking hustle that is almost mocking the entertainment industry and every tumblr girl who smokes too much weed…it just doesn’t feel all that sincere but with every try hard, identity crisis, thanks to having no childhood and being surrounded by people who just suck up to her…they eventually try so hard…they get that authenticity…

I like her, I like what she’s doing, at least it’s racy, interesting, fun, and she doesn’t take herself too seriously…

Beyond that, at least she can sing and dance and perform like an actual talent…

I’d rather that than all these instagram models who think they are Miley Cyrus or more important than Miley Cyrus, despite being more of a talentless Kardashian…trying to get famous for the sake of being famous…

Miley’s tour is on, she’s being silly, I dig it…and I’m not just saying that because i’ve seen her pussy, even though I have seen her pussy, and so have you if you visit this site..I’m saying it because she’s good….. CLICK TO SEE HER MOST RECENT NUDES

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2015

23

Nov

Miley Cyrus Sucking Fingers in Concert of the Day

I know the American Music Awards were on last night but despite the trending stories on Facebook that I assume they paid Facebook to seed to the world…due to ad dollars depending on it…the real story for me is Miley Cyrus in her new stage performance, that is obviously sexually charged, with strap ons and fake tits that look like real tits…that include her sucking on people’s fingers as they hold out money for her…like some kind of strip club I’ve never been to..but that would be how Disney would portray a Strip Club, sensationalized and dramatic…and not sad…real sad…and medicated…that even when the professionally trained dancer with her Master’s of Dance from some weird dance conservatory…has no soul…but she does grind you for 10 dollars a song…making it all ok…

Here are all of Terry’s Pics with Miley – Including Labia and Possibly Asshole – that are All Pretyt Amazing and How I want to see all popstars….

I am loving her hipster skinny small tit bush rockin’ body…this is porn to me…and I guess porn to all the Christians too…

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2015

20

Nov

Miley Cyrus “topless” with Strap-On in Concert of the Day

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At what point in a stage show, does it go from pop concert, to pornographic live sex show…and why is MIley Cyrus the leader of this exhibitionism….

What is wrong with being subtle, a lady, delicate…clothed…suggestive..still a slut…but give me a bit of a fantasy…work the audience, foreplay, seduce, mentally fuck us…why go straight for the penetration..

This is exactly what I have against porn, I’m a romantic, I want to be compelled, sucked in, to feel like I want nothing but to inside a bitch…but instead it’s just throat fucking and close up penetration with average at best, cheesy as fuck, losers…

Yes, I’ll watch the penetration, but a dick in a pussy, pounding…or a you
ng, tight body fully naked on stage…just isn’t cerebral enough, it’s just “Look at my tits, I’m an artist, I’m edgy”….gone wrong…because it discounts everything by giving us everything we want to see.

I’ll still look at this circus…because I like a naked starlet…I can’t hate on the trend of girls being naked because I like a naked starlet…but I can say…that I’d like to see the primates, chronically masturbating, retards who need instant gratification…need more mental stimulation…stop givin’ it away…I need to have exclusives…and as long as these bitches do, and give it for free…the more and more irrelevant I become…

This is an attack on our freedom…these goddamn harlots…

Oh…it’s not really topless, that would be illegal unless in a strip club, it’s just fake titty bikini top….she got me with the Low Res pics…but I guess she is clever enough to keep her actual nudity for controlled photoshoot environments…

Here is a video:

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2015

19

Nov

Miley Cyrus Fitness Picture of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is a fitness leader and inspiration to us all…

From smoking weed, doing harder drugs than weed, from partying all night, from being a lunatic tumblr girl who doesn’t leave the house, thanks to being Disney to being a popstar, to being a nude model…saying to the world she’s a feminist and that her vagina is her friend…and should be treated as such and celebrated because it’s just a fucking vagina, that’s probably been fucked like a vagina…many fucking times because what else is she to do…and now part of her insanity, is a healthy body…so do your fucking yoga people…

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2015

18

Nov

They Only Miley Strap On Pic Worth Seeing of the Day

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Because there is vagina lip in it….and as you know…vagina lip makes everything better to look at….especially when it is Disney starlet turned popstar lip…even if it has probably been banged out a lot because that’s the kind of feminist she is….vagina everywhere! For everyone. Perfect way to start the day…if you’re into vagina like me…

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2015

17

Nov

Miley and her Pipe of the Day

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Miley Cyrus posted some pictures of herself sucking on some pipe…some blunts…and just looking like she’s been masturbating…in what I call taking an avrage looking skinny girl…and turning her into a product marketed to suburban hipster 12 year olds…while getting her naked, keeping her eddy and controversial, like she was a new age Madonna, because that’s what the TUMBLR crowd want..

We can all agree…those were a good excuse to post the pics of her sucking a dildo again, because that’s really the only reason I posted her bullshit social media weridness that’s contrived and try hard…while these terry pics…are worth staring at…I’m still not over them

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2015

13

Nov

Miley Cyrus by Terry Richardson for Candy Magazine of the Day

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Miley Cyrus did some pictures with Terry Richardson for something called Candy Magazine, which is a 1500 issues with 9 different covers of Miley in various “controversial” poses, that are all very Disney level of controversial…but that’s not really her fault, she’s a Disney Star and any level of activism she’d be part of would be market researched aggressively…to maximize earnings and exposure to the market…

I am convinced real activism doesn’t exist anymore, all these kids are just a bunch of pussies…I liked an era when people go protested, when people got shot for their controvery…not where people are thinking “oh another instagram pic”…

That said, I like Miley licking her armpit hair…because women who objectify themselves for their career, shouldn’t have to feel the patriarchal pressure to have to shave their armpits…even though everything about them is vain….except that 1960s throwback to feminism…I also like her topless sucking a billy stick…or whatever those batons are called in a cop hat…edgy…but so fucking safe..

I expect more from a try hard popstar who has put herself out there, and a sexual assault accused photographer who used to shoot hardcore fucking pics…just 10 years ago..

I guess being corporate makes motherfuckers soft…

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Here she is singing to you….

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FINE…

I take it back now that I’ve seen the other covers with strap on, pussy hair tits…solid fucking play…for a girl who has already put herself out there…this is more in line what I want to see out of her….almost good enough to jerk off to…because this is pretty much exactly what I like, skinny, small tits, pussy hair, under 25…good times..

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2015

10

Nov

Throwback Miley Cyrus Butt Pic of the Day

Miley Cyrus is fun….whether it’s her nude pic from Yesterday…that everyone is not really as excited as they would have been if this was 10 years ago and she was any of the popstar sluts who used to have integrity in their public image, even if it was bullshit, they would stick to the plan and not fuck up…unless they really had to…because they were protesting the cage they lived in…like Britney…it’s still a nude pic of a pop star…fun..

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But I’m more into her pics of her shoving her ass in her lesbian lover, Victoria’s Secret model….who they were trying to get press for face….

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Or when smoking weed…because…it makes her so real..not authentic…but real…because it’s all just as bullshit as when these girls used to cater to the very very safe for work brands…and Jesus lovers…it’s just what the twisted, porn watching kids are into…

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