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Genderless Miley Cyrus for Elle UK of the Day

It always makes me laugh that as a practically 50 year old dude, I have found myself in actual Miley Cyrus conversations, maybe it is because people I know that I post pictures of these idiots on a daily basis, even though I don’t care about any of this shit…

But for some reason, I get talking and people want me to know that either they think Miley is everything, you know pulling off the whole hipster feminist from tumblr with a cause, using her platform to get her message across…while I just assume her stance is flimsy, her soap box made of cardboard that will dissolve in the rain, because she’s a Disney trained puppet…

So the question is whether Miley, pop star, is authentic…or if it’s just part of her acting training…or is it a mix of her using her acting training to try to find substance…while showing her tits….

Here are some quotes – One that she’s feels guilty being rich for showing her tits…and that she wants to have more of a purpose…because people live on the streets…so she found a cause…

“If you get your tits out, and they are all looking, then you can use that space to say something and get them to listen. I was kind of embarrassed that I got paid money to shake my ass in a teddy bear costume. I should not be worth the amount I am while people live on the streets.”

That she’s genderless, because she can’t relate to what society have made Men and Women into…because it’s a great current issue and because all people define men as Hockey players and all girls as Cupcake baking pink dress wearing puppets….

“I don’t relate to what people have made men and women into. I know I’m more extreme and badass than most guys, but that doesn’t make me a boy. And the other night I wore a pink dress because I felt cute. I can bake a cupcake and then go play hockey.”



Here she is promoting the VMAs…because MTV / Viacom owns these idiots..

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Miley Cyrus Asks People About Miley of the Day

Miley is a real joker…it’s hard to hate a puppet who isn’t a cunt about being a puppet, but rather is willing to make fun of herself for being a puppet, by going out there and making fun of herself in disguise…

Sure she’s not a singer song writer, who has positioned women as weak, broken hearted in need of a man pussies – like Taylor Swift…

Sure she doesn’t make as much Money as Taylor Swift…and is more of the polar opposite that I assume the record labels they are on set up as marketing…

One wholesome, friend with everyone puppet…VS the other lesbian, genderless, titty flasher…

Either way, the whole thing is dumb, but the video is solid…I guess it’s the only way these late night TV shows can stay relevant while no one watches TV….

Here she is wearing bunny ears…chewing Gum like a pile of trash

Here she is flashing

BONUS – Here’s Ali Wentworth Flashing like she was Miley…

I don’t know who Ali Wentworth is…

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Miley Cyrus Dog Sex of the Day

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Miley Cyrus posted some videos of her naked and tonguing her dogs in what shouldn’t be seen as erotic, or as a glimpse into some peanut butter covered pussy because their big firm, loyal tongues are far more broad and strong than Stella Maxwells….

They shouldn’t be seen as a broken teen angst girl from Tumblr who cuts herself and loves neon and cartoons…or anything Japanese…

They should be seen as a broken girl who can’t trust or love any other people, because even her parents sold her off and everyone around her only like her because she’s Miley Cyrus..you know so sad, but these dogs will never leave her side, they’ll protect her, because that’s just what dogs do…

And I think the most interesting thing about these dogs, is the shit they’ve seen her insert in her pussy…I am sure some of those things have been legendary…

Be$$$$$t morninnnnn kissssiezzzzz ????

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Here are some pics of her naked in bed – and pre-shower because you care…

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Miley Cyrus Landline Foot Fetish Porn of the Day

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Her name is Miley Cyrus, you may know her as being the second biggest popstar of the past year, behind Taylor Swift, who for the record, is pretty fucking creepy…where as Miley is a more organic, fucked up, child star with all kinds of issues, that manifest in being some kind of exhibitionist, feminist, bi-sexual, possibly trans, tumblr blog weirdness..

Today she brings the dirty foot fetish pics, but more interesting, land line nudity, to remind us of phone sex, before internet sex exited, these tumblir exhibitionists love the fucking 90s, I met one recently with a 10 dollar flip phone cell phone, with an iphone 6 that wasn’t connected in her purse, you know because she was so anti-technology as a public image, but as soon as no one was looking that SIM card was in the expensive phone to check her insta likes…

These idiots have no fucking clue…

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Miley Cyrus Instagram Erotica of the Day

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Miley Cyrus pulled own her pants in W Magazine…and I guess pulled out her tits…showing off her TUMBLR Feminst armpit hair, that is trendy…and posted it on Instagram…

I’ve already posted the pictures from the shoot where MILEY WAS FED CAKE …and these pics are probably included, but when a celebrity feels the need to post soft core erotica to social media, I like to notice…even if it at the point of boring…

But I like to give her some credit and I like to think that there is this complicated, complex, possibly genius person with so many intense layer that make up Miley Cyrus. I figure if you’re raised on TV, by Disney , in Hollywood, by New-Rich hicks with a one hit wonder and a stripper..becoming a commodity everyone wanted a piece of a young age, trusting no one…being introverted and weird…like an actual artist…

Even if she’s really just a puppet…eating avacado…and avocado eating puppet..


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Miley Cyrus Looks Tight Bodied of the DAy


Miley Cyrus posted this outfit…her hip is doing some weirdness that I would be interested in getting to know intimately…but only because she’s making inbred face, as a tribute to her inbred roots, thanks to her redneck inbred family that got famous because of an inbred song and about an inbred and his sister, who ended up getting rich enough off it, to fuck someone outside of the family, that he knocked up and made Miley….a move that took them away from being inbred and brought them to Hollywood in some horrible version of the Beverly Hillbillies, because this time around, the daughter is a pop star lesbian who thinks she’s a feminist, showing her nipples….after being sold to Disney.

I guess I’ve always had a thing for incest, it all started in the early 80s when I saw my first 70s incest porn, it was big in the 70s…and something about a dad gangbanging his daughter while the other daughter was jealous she was left out…spoke to my soul..

Here are some other pics – with a nipple flash.

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Miley Cyrus Eats Banana Of the Day

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Sometimes, I wonder when the girls eating a banana like it is a dick joke is going to get played out….but every time I think one of the oldest school yard jokes in the history of school yard pranks…is over…whenever I think a girl won’t simulate oral sex while eating a banana…I end up in a public place watching a girl eating a banana after the gym and I feel my dick budge from it’s half dead state because bananas are perverted….

Especially when they are in videos girl send me of them fucking bananas…which has happened many times…because it’s the cheapest sex toy around 69 cents a pound and high in potassium for after you cum…

It’s natures dildo…practical, convenient and tasy….

Sometimes, I wonder when Miley Cyrus will be played the fuck out…and unlike the banana, or the banana being used as a sex toy, or the banana used as a prop in a dick joke…it’ll happen…

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Miley Cyrus Foot Fetish Picture of the Day

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All fetishists amaze me, only becasue I don’t care about anything enough to obsess over it, seems like a waste of time and energy, especially when everything is boring, uneventful and the fucking same…maybe I’m just depressed…or autistic – but it’s been a constant for my entire life…making me fascinated by people who are really fucking into something so much it is all they thing about, all they jerk off to, all they want…often times weird as fuck…

So foot fetishists, are up there with the harmless, but still fucking odd, but harmless, where motherfuckers see a foot and cum themselves..

I’ve been in situations like on snapchat, where dudes beg for pictures of the feet…I’ve also been with girls when strangers ask them for pictures of their feet…and I’ve been at porn conventions where dudes pay 20 dollars for video of the porn feet…next level..

So here’s Miley’s backwoods, inbred, rich as fuck, hick feet…for the foot fetishists, who like to get a little dirty, as it is the equivalent of extreme porn, for thrill seekers trying to find something in this over-exposed, desensitized world to get off to.

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Miley Cyrus in Marie Claire of the Day


Miley Cyrus fired shots in Taylor Swift’s direction over some Taylor Swift music video that was the first big production, action movie, staring every “it girl” because Taylor Swift buys friends, and fame, and success…with shitty victim love songs, when we know she’s the devil…

She basically said something like Taylor Swift is violent in revenge and that doesn’t empower women, it’s crazy, while Miley’s Tits are ok, and shouldn’t be censored, because she’a liberated Disney Feminist, who makes shitty pop music in an industry that objectifies women, including Feminist Miley, it’s just great she is on Tumblr and bought into their pitch knowing new feminism is in and there’s millions of girls into it..the same girls who hate Taylor Swift…

It’s like real life Jem and the Holigrams, probably paid for by Jem and the Holigrams…and far more lame…

Either way, Miley’s not showing off her tits for Marie Claire..

Or on Instagram…because she’s a full of shit Disney puppet…this is all an act…for money…

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Miley Cyrus VMA Promo Pics of the Day


Miley Cyrus is hosting the VMAs because I guess MTV is trying to get her fan base to watch the garbage award show, in an era where people are too busy on checking out their instagram likes, because they are self absorbed, or in Miley’s case, on Tumblr stealing people’s jokes…and personal style, and bringing it to the mainstream that doesn’t really understand TUMBLR, because they are too lazy to figure it out…

Doesn’t matter, Award shows are shit, especially fake ones by MTV designed to sell ads, even though all Award shows are pretty fake, let’s celebrate idiots..and these pics of Miley are Shit…

Fuck Miley Cyrus…like you were Stella Maxwell, cuz it’s good for business.

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Miley Cyrus and a Bunch of Models for W Magazine of the Day




Miley Cyrus is the highlight of this massive editorial featuring:

Frankie Rayder, Amber Valletta, Daria Strokous, Miley Cyrus, Eliza Cummings, Julia Bergshoeff , Paris Hilton, Joan Smalls, Anna Ewers, Ana Cleveland, Asia Chow, Molly Bair, Stella Maxwell, Lexi Boling, Saskia de Brauw, Stella Lucia, Kayla Scott, & others…

Because Miley Cyrus was fun, showed some tits, and has this feminist, topless, dancing monkey thing down…we can thank Disney for training her to be a performer, and tumblr for training her in what is cool, because when you get this many fashion models in a location to create some kind of wild and crazy glamorous fashion party, that are never crazy,but rather just dull and pretentious…you don’t expect the ugly weirdo to be the star…except maybe when the ugly weirdo is the richest and most famous one…

Either way, tits..

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Miley Cyrus is Naked of theY Day


This is supposed to be a nude pic of Miley Cyrus…

I would be more into it if her bush was a little more outrageous…trimmed by outrageous..I mean she is one of those armpit hair feminists, that I’d had to find out just does that for impact…

That said, I am a firm believer and lover of bush….and not because I like feminists, or homeless chicks, or obese women who are too lazy to shave…but because it represents EROTICA to me..just get my face in it…and rub that hair all over me…kind of thing…

I am a firm hater of people who think bush is gross, because they’ve been brain washed to think that it is unhygienic, or bush isn’t sexy or erotic, and that bald is beautiful, even though bald is almost just easy to maintain, you just gotta shave it all off..

Now I don’t know if this is Miley, but i’ll assume it is..because this is something she’d put out there…while I’m waiting for her to do something more inspiring…like tranny sex videos…to really shake things up and expose her existence…

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Miley Cyrus for the MTV Awards of the Day

I think it’s safe to say that in this generation…no one really cares about award shows, people are too busy taking selfies, and the only people who would care about award shows, would be people who got free tickets to the award shows, and decide to go for an activity that other people don’t have access to, in order to get that selfie…

I think it is also safe to say, that Miley is better suited playing on the internet, posting to her social media for her retard fans, acting like some innovative performance artist, when really just being a bad impression of a angsty teenager on tumblr that the general public just take as serious, because people are too lazy to think or bother…and realize it’s just a parody or joke…

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Like jokes like this: “12 Incher in My Bed..Like any other Thursday”,,, or her lesbianism….or half nakedness…all the time…when really all that matters is her not ever speaking, because her talking voice out of the side of her hick mouth…terrifies me.

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Miley Cyrus Beach Daze of the DAy


Like I said…

These people are so fucking calculated…and suck me in every fucking time…

But Miley Cyrus, in all her bullshit, TUMBLR Hipster that isn’t a hipster because she’s fucking mainstream as fuck and hipsters are anti-mainstream…but hipsters don’t actually exist, but a bunch of fucking Miley Cyrus phony artists do, which is ok by me, since Art is a fucking scam…

Just keep getting naked girl…I got you.

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Miley Cyrus’ Armpit Hair for her META TUMBLR on INSTAGRAM Hustle of the Day

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Miley Cyrus posted a picture of her in this star bathing suit showing off her armpit hair, because she’s decided, like the hippies of the 60s, that having armpit hair is making a statement for the feminist movement, 50 years after Woodstock, in a shut the fuck up Miley, we’re onto you and your vapid little bullshit storyline that you are using to make irrelevant points that don’t need to be made…for an audience too dumb to know that the 60s happened…because people are too into selfies to really grasp the past…

Armpit hair doesn’t solve gender issues idiots..All while being part of the evil empire that creates unrealistic body images….

This is all a bullshit ploy to sell records…

Fuck you Miley Cyrus and your bullshit TUMBLR looking bullshit you stole off girls on TUMBLR, trying to act like you’ve got something to say, when you’re just a monstream joke that is everything wrong in the world…

HEre’s her instagram….

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