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2014

16

Apr

Miley Cyrus Drug Overdose of the Day

Miley Cyrus was hospitalized.

The reason was a bad reaction to antibiotics she was taking due to a vaginal infection she got from her pants being jacked up her cunt so hard that it got infected….that has left her in the hospital for another night, because that’s not what happens when you have an allergic reaction to anything, they just epipen you and wait a few hours before sending you home.

I like to think that it was an attempted suicide, or a heart attack from some drug overdose, or anorexia…that probably should have left her dead, but that didn’t because she’s strategic and has a team around her that won’t let her die, even if she wants to because she makes them too much money.

I know that whatever reports we are reading, are all lies, she’s likely not even the one tweeting, they just have a college marketing grad who they pay to write “retarded”…a craft that is funnier than hearing her hick, many voice…

All this to say, who care, she’s better off dead, she offers no good to the world, and has done all she needs to do here…and it’s all fading into obscurity from here…

All so tragic…TO SEE THE HER SLUTTY CONCERT PICTURES CLICK HERE

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2014

14

Apr

Miley Cyrus Dancing with her Sister for Instagram of the Day

Miley Cyrus is a good influence on her tween sister. It’s like she’s paving the way to erotic stripper dancing, making it okay for her when she comes up to do something a little more hardcore now that Miley’s exhausted the options. Not to mention, she’s coming to age in a broken home now that Achy Breaky and Stripper mom are split up, and that alone can make for some good times when coupled with trying to outdo the sister, a drug addiction from having too much money and being raised in Hollywood, and all the other good stuff that comes with the recipe for disaster that comes with being Noah Cyrus…

So here’s part one of the demise…the instagram twerk.

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2014

11

Apr

Miley Cyrus Topless Haircut of the Day

Miley Cyrus got a lesbian haircut topless and figured that she should share it in the world, because getting a lesbian haircut topless isn’t something she’d want to do in private, it’s something the fans should be in on, because she’s an attention seeking slut.

Not that I’m complaining, I’m indifferent, it’s just when girls you know do this kind of thing, everyone calls them sluts, when Miley does it, it’s good content…

I don’t get it, in fact it bores me…Miley’s peaked…give me new young starlet to anticipate topless pics from, these one have been done…did.

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2014

08

Apr

Miley Cyrus for Elle of the Day

There’s something pretty weird about someone like Miley posing for a magazine, in some fashion shoot, all hipster wearing clothes and being subtle, I mean is she trying to fool us into thinking she’s a serious boy wonder and her stage show is just a show, while at home, she is more covered up, you know with a jacket over her leotard, rather than her leotard jacked up her twat…

I don’t know how I feel about her, I’m over it, she’s got as far as she can and now everything she does is boring. She’s like a porn chick who’s already done anal scene before getting started, there’s nothing to work towards…but I’ll post this nonsense anyway….

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2014

07

Apr

TOP 9 Miley Cyrus Performing in NYC of the Day

Sure they all look the same, but here are the best 9 pics of her show in NYC…that you can masturbate to, if you’re not bored of Miley Cyrus like the rest of the fucking world.

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2014

04

Apr

Miley Cyrus Cries During a Performance of the Day

I don’t know why I find girls crying…whether alone in the bottom of a shower, or outside of a bar while drunk, or even while performing in front of thousands of people…highly erotic.

I think it is because I am in tune with my emotions and respect a woman who can really bring out hers, because as you know women never cry….or maybe, just maybe, it is because crying, despite being a natural release, is the gateway to being a broken, battered and letting all that pent up repressed sadness from self-hatred through a sex tape, amazingness.

Highlight of the day.

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2014

01

Apr

Miley and Avril Lavigne Cat Fight for Instagram of the Day

Miley Cyrus is in Canada because she’s Justin Biber, and she decided to be so funny and silly, and cat fight Avril Lavigne over who is more famous, in a vine that should have been reserved to her twerking on a car, and not her trying to be comedic, because when the beautiful and articulate words with great cadence that you would assume was taught in finishing school “You dumb fucking bitch…” leave her mouth…it makes you want the cat fight to end in death…but more importantly….you want Avril to win…

If you don’t like that, here she is being Urban….that’s white for black.

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2014

31

Mar

Miley Cyrus Topless on a HOrse of the Day

I don’t know what this is all about, but either Miley is connecting with her country roots in an ungodly way, because the heartland loves Jesus and not this type of smut, or she’s just trying to cry for attention, letting the world know she has little shitty natural titties and that she’ll show them anytime and anywhere she damn well likes, cuz that’s how spoiled brats who get everything they want live…and if it involves toplessness, who gives a fuck, and when it involves Miley, who gives a fuck…like Gaga, she’s exhausted her scandal level to the point where all people would notice was if she killed herself – or fucked on camera…both great options, but until then, she’s been done.

The whole thing makes me laugh knowing that when she was 16, these would have been worth fucking millions, and now they are like dime a dozen garbage…either we are evolving as a people, where tits aren’t porn and don’t matter, or underage nudes are worth a lot of money.

here is the pic

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2014

26

Mar

Miley Cyrus Spits on Fans of the Day

I guess the highlight of the Miley Cyrus concert tour is not seeing her pussy being choked out by a leotard, or listening to some twerking Disney brat sing her shitty songs, while dressed like an EDM listening hipster at a rave…you know seeing her skinny little ass trying to jiggle like it was hip hop for the black cock that recorded some of her album to give it some legitimacy for her…or any other porno inspired creative direction she does to break the mold from Disney while teaching little girls the value of being a slut…but is her spitting on the fans…which makes sense because she’s that kind of grimy porn inspired girl who like to spit on things…while she’s not swallowing them…

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2014

24

Mar

Miley Cyrus Booty Pop in a Thong of the Day

Miley Cyrus’ ass may not be all that amazing. It may not be that exciting. You may have seen it all before…but she knows how to make that booty pop…by poking it out like a good little stripper hooker cock teasing for the cameras trying to get guys to pay for another dance with no intention of every fucking them…I assume this pic is a sequel to THIS PIC FROM LAST WEEK

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2014

21

Mar

Miley Cyrus Singles In her Shorts of the Day

Miley Cyrus posted this picture of her with money stuffed down her shorts like a stripper who can’t afford a G-String, or maybe more as a girl pretending to be a stripper, because that’s her whole act, that I think is offensive to strippers, and that strippers should protest outside her concerts because it’s disrespectful for their chosen careers that they can’t always afford to get out of…but knowing strippers, who are almost always dumb as shit, this just makes them feel like their jobs are cool, pop culture and mainstream…

Ultimately, who cares…it’s Miley, she’s useless….

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2014

20

Mar

Miley’s Masturbating Pussy Grab on Instagram of the Day


Miley Cyrus posted this picture on Instagram. If I posted that picture on Instagram, I would have my profile deleted, but then again, I am not Miley Cyrus, and being Miley Cyrus means good for traffic as all the tweens and perverts alike go nuts…and what I guess is a semi wholesome if it was in porn pose, you know the pre-pornographic part of porn, setting the mood shot….meaning it’s not a big deal if anyone does this, if anything I encourage it.

It is just when it comes from pop tart you know is intentionally doing this to be shocking and break free from the Disney version of herself, thanks to a team of experts coaching her, it makes it very weird…but not weird enough for me to be all about this behavior…because I am all about this behavior…the only thing sad about this is that she’s not selling her unwashed concert panties like a real porno hooker would…

It’s hot in an even though she’s not kind of way…

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2014

17

Mar

Miley Cyrus Emoji Tattoo of the Day

Miley Cyrus got an Emoji Tattoo on her lip, because she’s so modern and relevant and the whole thing would be far more exciting if this post was less about a crying cat face Emojis that were copyrighted by Apple, and more about her taking a load on her lip…this shit is almost as bad as the genital herpes you know she’s got from licking random asshole on her last rich spoiled brat rebellion cry for attention…and the most interesting thing in this whole thing is that she got the eggplant emoji tattooed on her other lips…in honor of how hip hop she was when she was learning to twerk in the studio on some brotha dick…

All this to say this is to high school from Miley, I need more humping, gyrating, nipple showing, and vagina suffocating with panties while in concert….

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2014

12

Mar

Miley Cyrus Instagrams Her Underwear of the Day

Miley Cyrus loves attention. That may not be news to you…but it involves her being half naked so that’s news enough for me to post…she’s a vile little creature, who represents all evil, in some identity crisis that involves her doing anything for attention, even being half naked, that unfortunately isn’t all that hot half naked, but that is planting the seed in girls everywhere to be half naked, and as far as I’m concerned that makes her a hero….

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2014

11

Mar

Miley Cyrus Motorboats and Performs in her Underwear of the Day

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So you may have already heard the story because you’re up to speed on this Miley Cyrus concert bullshit, while I am too busy not really caring about what publicity stunt she’s up to next, unless that Publicity stunt is a sex tape, I’ve seen it all, and all her cries to get noticed are actually just fucking boring…

That said…she didn’t have time to do a costume change, performed in her underwear, and this is the video of some stage manager playing with her droppy asshole..and based on my expertise in panties, I think she should try to size up a little…

Not to mention, I doubt this is actually her underwear, just another stilly way to get attention, like her motor boating her back-up dancer…

All this to say, she’s great for the youth of tomorrow.

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