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2014

22

Jul

Miley Cyrus Flashes Nature of the Day

Miley Cyrus has figured out that no one cares about her flashing her tits. They’ve been overexposed and annoying for the last year, and we have collectively moved onto other tits that we haven’t had the chance to see being flashed in annoying ways…So she’s flashing her future audience in what I like to think is her laying the groundwork of a self-fulfilling prophecy…you know her making an artistic statement that no one will care about this bullshit or her in the near future…or even know…but that’s giving Miley too much credit, the only thing she knows or thinks is artistic is to be as shocking and ridiculous as possible, you know when you’re bred by Disney…you know theatrics and more importantly that you have to go the total opposite direction to ever get any street creed…

Or maybe I am looking at this all wrong…and retard hick Miley…a product of Billy Ray and his first groupie ever – isn’t making a statement that her tits don’t matter…and only nature will be there for her…this is in fact just a butt shot..

I mean, Miley has given us a lot to think about with this nonsense…and none of it is important.

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2014

07

Jul

Miley Cyrus and Her New Tattoo Fashion Show of the Day


Miley Cyrus tricked her friends into getting matching tattoos as her…because when you are Miley Cyrus, you can make anyone in your inner circle do anything, because they fear being ousted by her and replaced with some other suck up loser who is just so happy to be friends with Miley Cyrus, because she’s a huge star, and by association, that makes them a huge star, I mean and even if it doesn’t it still gets them lots of instagram followers, and great instagram opportunities, like of the private jets they fly on, backstage and in the hotel room, all expenses paid to party with her, and all you have to do is what she says, like permanently branding her dog on your tit…

I mean you’d probably do the same thing if it meant staying in hotels you don’t pay for, instead of the trailer park you call home…it’s a small trade off, unless you’re like me and you find everything Miley, except for maybe pics of Miley, totally intolerable…

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2014

01

Jul

Miley Cyrus’ Stripper Mom in a Bikini of the Day

You have to look at Miley and then look at Miley’s dad…and do the math…..

So Miley was born November 1992.

Achey Breaky, which is what put Billy Ray on the map as released January 1992.

So motherfucker was two months in, maybe even one month into the whole being famous as fuck touring game when he knocked her stripper mom up.

So you can assume a white trash country singing sell out, and the type of woman he attracts, when thrown a lot of money, will raise their kids horrible.

There is no doubt in my mind that groupie Trish Cyrus, was just like all other groupies, only smart enough to not use a condom, because it sure was better to have a rich hick with money, than work giving lap dances…

I can just tell by her tattoo that Miley posted on her instagram….of Trashy Stripper Mommy in a bikini…

I guess this makes me an investigative journalist…

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2014

30

Jun

Miley For Playing With Puppies with Terry Confuses Me of the Day

I find it interesting that Miley Cyrus will post pictures of herself, her vagina, her nipples for the sake of doing it…on stage, in paparazzi pics, with her cellular…but when she links up with Terry Richardson, who I am sure is her really good friend, because most 50 year olds and 20 year olds get along famously, when the 50 year old is taking half naked pics of the 20 year old in a basement somewhere…and shit turns out boring…

So she’s Frenching her dog, after her last dog got killed…but she’s fully clothed, that’s not like Miley or like Terry.

They are fucking with us…

To she her slutty in concert being slutty CLICK HERE

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2014

25

Jun

Miley Cyrus Does Steve Urkel of the Day

What can’t Miley Do….

Miley Cyrus is Making Fun of Us…as she does the Urkel on stage for her fans that probably paid too much for a ticket…because she can do whatever the fuck she wants…the idiots will cheer her on…and she just keeps on going deeper and deeper with this circus clown car shit you know she’ll be thinking about in 10 years when no one cares and she’s got the hairdryer in her hand while taking a bath…ready to end it all…but for some reason I love it..

You see despite being corporate, and making huge money for a lot of evil people, I feel like it’s a fuck you on everyone’s part to the masses, or at least by the creative director…while being the total opposite of anything punk rock…who made this puppet humiliate herself and I just can’t imagine execs being behind this,but just shaking their head at its ridiculousness as they count their money…

And the nice thing is that she’s roped her sister into all this…

TO SEE A WHOLE LOT OF HER CONCERT PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

17

Jun

Miley Cyrus Trains her Little Sister of the Day

Miley Cyrus posted some pictures of her and her sister on instagram and it looks like the big sister, who has paved the way for the little sister to be just as fucking weird in efforts to outshine and break free from the shadow cast…has taken her own as a personal pet project to dress ridiculous, exploit and humiliate under the guise that she is either being awesome, or amazing, or cool, when all she’s really doing is wearing spandex for the pedophiles who are into following Miley’s every move because they like Miley’s fans….

I just see girls having fun and being playful, and I’m all for a rebellious, younger Miley, who likely has less of an abrasive hick accent, to next level things for the Cyrus family…

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2014

16

Jun

Miley Cyrus Topless and Amazing on Instagram of the Day

Miley Cyrus is pretty funny on instagram. Most of the time I feel like she’s mocking us. I mean counting her money as she acts all silly. Like she tells her friends “watch this, I’ll post a pic of me spitting up food and I’ll get 1.5 million likes, this minions are fucking retards”…or maybe she’s the retard…who acts like a retard and everyone points and laughs…which brings on a philosophical issue, is Miley the retard or are we the retards for making miley…since miley gets rich as fuck doing this…and we just get awkward boners until we hear her abrasive as fuck voice…

I’m gonna go with we’re the retards.

TO SEE THE PAPARZZI PICS OF HER IN A BIKINI
CLICK HERE

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2014

10

Jun

Miley Cyrus Instagram Dance of the DAy

A day is not a day without Miley Cyrus doing a silly dance in short shorts with her tween sister who you know is probably more fucked up than Miley, while growing up in Miley’s shadow, and learning all the awful personality traits of a spoiled girl who provided the income for the family…you know showing the young one the moves needed when she turns to a life of porn, or wherever else sisters of successful girls who no one care about go to fill their void…

Fun!

TO SEE HER CONCERT PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

02

Jun

Miley Cyrus Performance Art for Instagram of the DAy

Miley Cyrus is kind of interesting. I know you’re probably laughing at that statement because she’s anything but interesting. You know just identity crisis making lots of money for herself and lots of people….but I see her as more of a lab rat in an aquarium science experiment of what happens when you exploit your children to Disney and force them to be alienated from society, exposed only to industry people and the internet throughout her formative years…unable to leave the house for an ice cream or to play in the park… totally alone with no one who really understands her or her situation….only to break through with some weirdo exhibitonist clown act, where she jacks her outfit up her vag night after night, and in her downtime gets high and produces creepy, weird, unstable videos you’d think she’d keep to herself…because they are neither flattering, awesome, or good for anything or anyone…yet she posts them and the whole thing is as messy as what I imagine is going on in her head…and the only thing you can blame is her stripper groupie mom and one hit wonder dad for taking her inbred ass out of the countryside and throwing her into this life….

I mean this is text book behavior for another overdose…and premature inbred heart disease death…

And I guess the real question in all this insanity is how dead would Miley need to be to be too dead to have sex with? Keep in mind you can weekend at Bernie’s her and take her to Hot Yoga or a Day spa to loosen her up….you sick fuck…

Either way, she’s just getting fucked up and having fun and there’s no harm in that, it’s just weird to watch….real fucking weird…

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