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2015

30

Jul

Miley Cyrus is Naked of theY Day

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This is supposed to be a nude pic of Miley Cyrus…

I would be more into it if her bush was a little more outrageous…trimmed by outrageous..I mean she is one of those armpit hair feminists, that I’d had to find out just does that for impact…

That said, I am a firm believer and lover of bush….and not because I like feminists, or homeless chicks, or obese women who are too lazy to shave…but because it represents EROTICA to me..just get my face in it…and rub that hair all over me…kind of thing…

I am a firm hater of people who think bush is gross, because they’ve been brain washed to think that it is unhygienic, or bush isn’t sexy or erotic, and that bald is beautiful, even though bald is almost just easy to maintain, you just gotta shave it all off..

Now I don’t know if this is Miley, but i’ll assume it is..because this is something she’d put out there…while I’m waiting for her to do something more inspiring…like tranny sex videos…to really shake things up and expose her existence…

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2015

24

Jul

Miley Cyrus for the MTV Awards of the Day

I think it’s safe to say that in this generation…no one really cares about award shows, people are too busy taking selfies, and the only people who would care about award shows, would be people who got free tickets to the award shows, and decide to go for an activity that other people don’t have access to, in order to get that selfie…

I think it is also safe to say, that Miley is better suited playing on the internet, posting to her social media for her retard fans, acting like some innovative performance artist, when really just being a bad impression of a angsty teenager on tumblr that the general public just take as serious, because people are too lazy to think or bother…and realize it’s just a parody or joke…

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Like jokes like this: “12 Incher in My Bed..Like any other Thursday”,,, or her lesbianism….or half nakedness…all the time…when really all that matters is her not ever speaking, because her talking voice out of the side of her hick mouth…terrifies me.

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2015

23

Jul

Miley Cyrus Beach Daze of the DAy

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Like I said…

These people are so fucking calculated…and suck me in every fucking time…

But Miley Cyrus, in all her bullshit, TUMBLR Hipster that isn’t a hipster because she’s fucking mainstream as fuck and hipsters are anti-mainstream…but hipsters don’t actually exist, but a bunch of fucking Miley Cyrus phony artists do, which is ok by me, since Art is a fucking scam…

Just keep getting naked girl…I got you.

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2015

20

Jul

Miley Cyrus’ Armpit Hair for her META TUMBLR on INSTAGRAM Hustle of the Day

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Miley Cyrus posted a picture of her in this star bathing suit showing off her armpit hair, because she’s decided, like the hippies of the 60s, that having armpit hair is making a statement for the feminist movement, 50 years after Woodstock, in a shut the fuck up Miley, we’re onto you and your vapid little bullshit storyline that you are using to make irrelevant points that don’t need to be made…for an audience too dumb to know that the 60s happened…because people are too into selfies to really grasp the past…

Armpit hair doesn’t solve gender issues idiots..All while being part of the evil empire that creates unrealistic body images….

This is all a bullshit ploy to sell records…

Fuck you Miley Cyrus and your bullshit TUMBLR looking bullshit you stole off girls on TUMBLR, trying to act like you’ve got something to say, when you’re just a monstream joke that is everything wrong in the world…

HEre’s her instagram….

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2015

17

Jul

Miley Cyrus Demonstrates Lesbianism of the Day

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It is safe to assume that Miley Cyrus has spent hours upon hours studying tumblr in efforts of creating her hipster identity…back when she was putting together her last tour…”This is what the kids like” mood boards at meetings where she’d say “Let’s use more emojis, people like emojis on Tumblr, I think that’s the way to go, emojis”….despite being totally disconnected, living in her own weirdo rich kid bubble, that I firmly believe is a vacuum, where no culture can penetrate through, because it’s all computer based and hired staff based and being used by everyone around you, including your parents based…..

So it would only make sense that she used tumblr to figure out this pussy eating thing, and I guess here she is demonstrating on what looks like a fruit roll-up, but that could be an edible, because she likes to medicated, and really it’s just her disgusting mouth up on some pinkish object and that should be enough for you to imagine it being the folds of a victoria’s secret model no one understands how she became a victoria’s secret model…labia…

Or you can look at Miley doing yoga…both are equally uninteresting..

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2015

16

Jul

We Get it Miley Cyrus, You’re a Lesbian of the Day

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This just in….Miley Cyrus is trying to increase the profile of already lottery winning, average at best, hipster lesbian model that Victoria’s Secret just signed and probably encourages to do this Miley thing, because it makes their brand seem more hit and with it, in this lesbian driven society…where everyone is loving, accepting, positive, gender confused, LBQGYZLRST….or whatever the fuck their acrynoym for “Anything by straight” is…..

I guess Miley is trying to increase her own profile too, I mean come on bitch, feeding your trick at Disneyland, the land you were created in, for the paparazzi you hired….fuck off…

Who cares what eats her confused, souless, childhood-less, sheltered pussy….it’s just nonsense, noise, boring, obvious, typical, nonsense..But this matter in this world of idiots…

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2015

15

Jul

Miley Cyrus Wants You To Know She’s a Lesbian of the Day

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We get it Miley Cryus, you’re a lesbian….

She’s decided that she identifies with being a lesbian….or a boy, for whatever reason…

Girls have been eating pussy forever…

Miley has probably been eating pussy forever…

I don’t know why she thinks she’s fighting some liberated fight….that is already won…

But it is safe to say, it’s a distraction and part of some higher level marketing campaign…because this bitch is 100 percent puppet no matter what gender or grey area gender is sitting on her face…

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2015

09

Jul

Miley Cyrus Topless Pasties for Instagram of the Day

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Miley Cyrus continues to exist. She is like the court jester, with less importance historically, maybe she’s more the Ronald McDonald clown, used as a ridiculous front to sell whatever corporation she works for and gets paid by, because you know this isn’t a DIY crowdfunded art project some TUMBLR chick coordinated because she built a following of weirdos who like her dyed armpit hair….

She continues her novelty act in the carnival that is Miley Cyrus…of gender issues, sexuality issues, in her misguided glory, spreading the word of her uneducated nonsense, that allows her to be relevant, because her audience loves this shit…as they are morons that are easy to manipulate…

Who cares about Miley’s taped up tits “feminism” lie…or her silly, look how silly she is, or even her paparazzi videos of her finger banging a model…we’re so desensitized, she’s over-exposed…we’ve seen this 10 or more times before, from her and other girls like her…so who cares…why am I posting it…because I don’t know what else to do with myself, and clearly neither does the rest of society who blindly buy into this bullshit.

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2015

06

Jul

Miley Cyrus Does Fourth of July of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is such a fucking phoney…she’s spend years fucking around on TUMBLR as she wasn’t allowed to leave her house during the Hannah Montana formative years, where her record label and team created this character, that is clearly a fucking joke, and clearly fading fast, because people see through bullshit lies and a lack of authenticity, but I guess since the beginning of the entertainment industry, authenticity has always been replaced with Marketability and how to maximize as much money as possible, without the retard public buying the bullshit to realize…so throw diversions at them, like fingering a model behind a truck and other strategic moves…and the whole thing is pretty dumb, and getting harder and harder to notice…since we’ve seen her do everything and we’re ready to move onto the next one in line…. she’s over….I mean would be over if the general public wasn’t as lame as her.

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2015

03

Jul

Today in Miley Cyrus of the Day

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So Miley “Sexual Predator, Using her Position as a Celebrity to Lure in and Seduce Some Hipster Probably Lesbian Model, Who Likes the Press” Cyrus….is mocking gender issues…because it’s in, tumblr cool, when she’s not out finger banging models for press…

Boring…

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2015

01

Jul

Miley Cyrus Kissing a Girl of the Day

Miley Cyrus kissed a girl…and you shouldn’t care. Girls kissing is Amateur hour…

The first time I saw 20 year old girls making out with each other in person for attention…was at a college party…not that I went to college…but I did spend a good 15 years going to college parties…because the girls were easy, the drinks cheap and no one knew I was in my 30s..

That said, it was the late 80s, early 90s, when there was no real lesbianism beyond biker bull dykes who couldn’t hide that they were lesbians, just girls who were using the most basic of male fetishes to get attention, free drinks, to cock tease..

Two cute girls, who may have got off to each other, you know experimenting isn’t anything new, girls have been masturbating together and comparing clits and labia meatiness forever, girls fucking love each other, but they know…shit gets what they want out of men…

I know that Miley and Stella could be lesbians, could be experimenting, could really believe in the LGBTQRSTLMNOP movement, seems like everyone does…

But I also know that Miley doesn’t really leave her house, when she is shot by paparazzi it is on purpose, and this…an angle…for press…it works for her platform…when everything else is started to become boring..

I find this shit dull, obvious, good for the VS model she’s making out with who I will not name, because she’s fame whoring and we hate that…far more than we hate Miley’s transition…even if it’s bullshit…they still tongue each other…and that’s real enough for the pervert in me.

Here she is in V Magazine:

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2015

29

Jun

Miley Cyrus Weridness of the Day

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This picture of Miley Cyrus that is circulating….I have no idea what it is fun, but I do know that’s not her vagina lips, it’s art, it’s fashion, it’s bullshit because everything is mainstream and nothing is authentic or compelling…

But it is more interesting than her scripted bullshit…watching her mouth struggle with words..like the inbred, uneducated, puppet that she is…

I’m not hating on her horrible voice, I still find her interesting enough, all while being uninteresting, only because she encourages young girls to get naked…and that’s important…as long as you’re not the one doing it, because if you are…you’ll likely get arrested…

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2015

22

Jun

Miley Cyrus Armpit Hair of the Day

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Miley Cyrus showed Terry Richardson some armpit hair….

and Miley wrote:

thank you for not retouching my body hair like SOME people

Because she’s a gender bending TUMBLR Feminist and armpit hair is totally in right now…to fight the patriarchal regime….that tells women to shave their armpits…in this man’s world…even though I think it’s pressure from other catty girls and not men at all…even though Miley sluts herself out…and is skinny and works in the most vapid of industries with a slutty gold digging mom and father who exploited her…

I can’t take her seriously…but I’ll still look at her..

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2015

19

Jun

Miley Cyrus is Dating Stella Maxwell of the Day

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Miley Cyrus, Disney Popstar….and Stella Maxell, the Victoria’s Secret model who no one understands but who is on a mission to self promote in this internet instagram world….because that is real love…..are dating….

They call themselves “Stiley”…

I call them a good marketing hook for both parties…because every hipster or faux-hipster which is pretty much every hipster…because hipster is mainstream and mainstream is so anti-hipster….is bi-sexual…

Every young girl fucks girls or wants to fuck girls…This is just the way it is…everyone is gay, bi, lesbian, queer, trans, let’s love everyone…like we’re a bunch of hippies..who don’t need to be hippies…because hippies already happened you fucking lipstick lesbians..everywhere I look…so trendy..and I guess hot to watch…if they let up watch…but not fun to listen to when they are both on their periods….or when one of them fucks a dude again because they like the cock…it’d be a nice threesome you won’t be invited to….

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2015

17

Jun

Miley Cyrus for AIDS of the Day

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I spend my days trying to get aids from slutty young girls who don’t realize they have AIDS, because Aids is a Vintage Throwback Thursday retro 80s disease, otherwise they’d use condoms more…while no young person I talk to ever uses condoms…probably thanks to porn…

Now I grew up amongst addicts and prostitutes…and dudes who secretly fucked dudes…who then fucked girls…leading to me being terrified of getting AIDS every time i had sex, even with a condom…yet that fear mongering is gone…AIDS isn’t a death sentence, they have a cure, it was fabricated by the governemnt…and I guess now Miley is the Ambassador..because she hangs with gay people….

But I would argue, that she’s never used a condom either…right…

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