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2014

17

Sep

Miley Cyrus in Concert of the Day

I don’t know what it is about Miley Cyrus…but for some weird reason…I like when she’s wearing her concert leotards and they are jacked up her vagina. It’s like a spiritual experience filled with some poptart trash trying to navigate her way through this complicated rich girl world…where she exploits the hipsters she reads about on the internet, since she can’t actually integrate with them, seeing as poptart trash that is everything that goes against hipsterism, they hate the like commercializing the artistic form, you know the mainstream and making money off it…when hipsters are supposed to be just be living off their trust fund doing cocaine all night with DJs like a real hipster…not that hipster exists…I mean it’s pretty much coca cola…and I guess that’s why I like all the this Miley girl does…because she’s better at hipster than hipsters…

TO SEE THE REST OF MILEY IN CONCERT CLICK HERE

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2014

11

Sep

Miley Cyrus Shower Picture of the Day

Miley Cyrus posted a picture of herself in a shower in Puerto Rico, where I guess she’s hanging out, or polluting their culture with her fake ass, hollywood rendition of art and hipsterism…

The biggest tragedy in the whole thing is that in being her racy little controversial self, she’s gone 30 percent of the way with this one. You know the giant heart censor and the fact that she’s just showing her back to us, make masturbating to this, even for the most seasoned voyeur with a shower fetish, pretty fucking hard…but I guess her posting shower pics already is a good enough start, that makes for a good chance that when her empire comes crashing down…there will be porn..

I think the more controversial shit she’s been up to in NYC for Fashion Week, involved this minor Bella Thorne in a cleavage dress, sitting on her lap like Miley was Santa Claus, you know the mall kind who only do it to molest the kids because their red suit makes them think they are above the fucking law…


That’s enough Miley news…because I’m a grown man and writing about this both rapes my brain and depresses me to the point of suicide, but I’m more into the drinking myself to death method, which is something I do despite being long and drawn out…

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2014

10

Sep

Miley Cyrus Tongues Someone at Alexander Wang of the Day

If you don’t remember two days ago, that was the event Miley put on pasties to walk the runway for, even though her tits are so small, pasties are more like a shirt to her…She’s a high concept hipster artist now

Well, there was an afterparty, and at that after party, Miley decided to rape someone’s face, because I guess that’s what happens when you’re a broken, famous, starlet, who has been in this world her whole life thanks to her joke of her father and the woman he knocked up 2 weeks into his fame…

Fame comes with distress, inner torment, insecurity, ego, insanity…that’s why they all end up on drugs or in rehab, they aren’t normal people, they crave attention…and I guess here’s Miley doin’ just that…and I’m not hating it..

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2014

08

Sep

Miley Cyrus Naked in V Magazine of the Day

I saw some of these pics last week, it was pretty much known Miley was going to be naked in the magazine, but I don’t think the world cared and after seeing her tits, I don’t think anyone cares because these nipples are fucking everywhere….and despite still thinking nipples are great, the whole thing is not that exciting anymore…the internet ruined porn…and now our fetishes are designed to be way weirder than just getting off to a tween star turned slut…

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2014

08

Sep

Miley Cyrus in Pasties for Instagram of the Day

Miley Cyrus is doing some fashion week bullshit…and she’s doing it in pasties with what looks like a vile rash…something You are probably used to, since all your girls have dirty fucking rashes…

Her outfit involves playing up her “Rave” culture nonsense…that I’d like to think she knows nothing about because I used to go to raves in the early 90s, they were the only place I was allowed to drink until 10 am, while all these underage assholes on MDMA massaged each other, dressed like clowns, smelling like shit…in an era when these DJs made 100 dollars a night…

But what the fuck do you need to know about rave culture, it’s hardly a culture, and more a place idiots get high dancing to stupid music, whether it’s mainstream and DJS make a 100,000 dollars a night at festivals or not…it just means more idiots..dressed like idiots..being idiots…

What I guess we can learn from this outfit is that there sometimes, breast can be small enough, that pasties are more of a shirt

Proof:

Here’s her ass

TO SEE ALL THE PASTIES AND RASH PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

29

Aug

Miley Cyrus for V Magazine of the Day

Miley Cyrus is on the cover of V Magazine. People seem to care. I don’t really understand why, maybe it is because she is still considered an it girl and relevant, maybe it is because her socially media is a fucking cluster fuck of her looking like a pile of shit, or maybe it is because V Magazine has a good PR team…but all I know is that I want to see the rest of the pictures, because I’m hoping she’s naked in them. You know, since fashion is about nudity and since Miley’s already naked all over the internet.

I don’t have the rest of the pics, so this is just a boring fucking teaser..but I don’t have hobbies…so this is all the low level excitement I need.

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2014

19

Aug

Miley Cyrus Does the Rice Bucket Challenge of the Day

Miley Cyrus was challenged to do the Ice Bucket challenge, and putting her spin on it didn’t involve any vagina insertion, as you’d expect from seeing pics from her stage show, you know filling the leotard that hugs her labia so tightly that you can see her fucking uterus, but instead involved her mocking the whole thing, and/or asians by repurposing the campaign that you may find stupid, but that I approve of, because seeing these assholes dump shit on their heads instead of paying 100 dollars, is funny to me….by calling it the rice bucket challenge. And to think people say she’s an idiot…

That said, here’s Rita Ora Doing It…In a Sports Bra..maybe a bit wetter and more erotic…

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2014

14

Aug

Miley Cyrus Tongues Cara Delevingne Her Friend of the Day

I don’t know if this is a Miley loves attention so she gets wild and crazy with “it” girls for publicity…or maybe it is a Miley Cyrus loves sticking her tongue out and simulating lesbian sex – since everyone is bisexual and she is just doing her…in a public forum…

Or if this is a Cara Delevingne has mastered socializing, and has managed to go straight to the VIP room with her rich friends, to hanging with celebrities and actresses and models, in turn making her a celebrity of her own..getting her richer and richer than ever…

She’s quirky and fun, and out there, and these boring robots who are actually famous like being around someone with that kind of energy…enough to lick their mouths.

It’s all a fucking scam…

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2014

11

Aug

Miley Cyrus and Kate Upton Together of the Day

Miley has tapped into her hick roots…and got herself a pig, like she was back on the farm her diner working stripper mother grew up on while plotting how to get knocked up by achy breaky 3 weeks after achy breaky was released…creating this lovely brat…who although is annoying – is far more interesting than the other tween trash out there…

She named it Bubba Sue, but she looks more like a Kate Upton.

Here she is taking a shit…

Here she is photoshopped onto a white Nicki Minaj…

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