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2015

29

May

Today in Miley Armpit Hair of the Day

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In case you were wondering, Miley Cyrus, is still gender bending because that’s the nature of the youth today, that’s what the kids are into, you know all serious about gay, queer, bi, tran…defining what makes a woman, what makes a man, intensity that is a waste of time to focus on, all presented in a life that looks like it is Tumblr, filled with bright, colorful weirdness comedy…that isn’t all that weird…but rather strategic…

I assume she is not authentically into any cause, or using her celebrity to promote for the sake of change, but rather using that as a platform to maintain her celebrity…

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So here’s her armpit hair that we can assume was an initiative by her team…and here’s her shout out to Disney…because Disney created her…and probably still own her…that’s how corporations like Disney work..

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2015

27

May

Miley Cyrus Selfie Pose of the Day

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Miley Cyrus took a few wig wearing selfies, in what is one of those standard selfie poses, chin relaxed and aimed upwards, mouth half opened, lips pouted…in what reminds me of sex, but only because of her half open eyes, because that’s just the kind of sex I’ve had…we call it “half dead”…but not dead enough to be considered a necrophiliac…but dead enough to be considered a rapist if you’re a feminist, and a “grey area” rapist…if you’re a normal person…

That said, she’s in wigs, doing some tranny things, topless and in tank top, with some titties…all being weird with zit cream…and there’s a fetish in here…because I want to lick whatever this is…but in my defence I’m a Miley fan…I think whatever she is doing…is good.

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2015

26

May

Miley Cyrus’ 3D Glasses of the DAy

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Here’s some Miley Cyrus in 3D, for those of you who haven’t had enough of Miley Cyrus and her attempt and being weird, because that’s what her marketing team read the kids are into…and that they used tumblr to support their claims…

I just find it offensive…that she’s censored her tits…when showing her tits is all she’s good for…what an asshole move on her part…

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2015

18

May

Miley Cyrus is Not Nearly Slutty Enough on Vacation of the Day

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Miley posted some vacation pictures of herself because her life isn’t a fucking vacation as it is…and she needs to go to tropical places to really understand what being relaxed is…and I guess it gives her a chance to just be herself…which is a clothed Disney Starlet…who doesn’t need to pretend she’s weird because that’s what the hipster mainstream and the label wants…and she doesn’t have to show her nipples because that’s what I want..and she can just be normal…with a group of black guys who she’d want you to think are gang banging her but who are probably…

Suck this pussy just like you should…in this weird Dolly Parton style ho down where the square dancing caller is aggressive about pussy eating…

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2015

14

May

Miley Cyrus is The Best Ever of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is a delicate flower from Pop Culture heaven who has graced the world with the polar opposite of everything she was when in contract with Disney…including but not limited to being topless as often as possible…because high as often as possible…because either she’s a broken girl…which is possible, all child stars are…or she’s a calculated puppet designed to connect to the market…because some marketing execs spent a year analyzing tumblr…and sitting in focus groups of angsty teens….

She is a caricature of what the market is…she reminds me of 80 percent of the girls on Tinder who claim to be weird..and crazy…when really it’s just the new Gap…and I’m into it..because I get to see tits…and open minded hipster chicks…who aren’t really hipsters since this is the mainstream…and these girls are from normal families, this is just the trend, and really they let me bang them better than girls back in the day would…I’m talking Anal..so sign me up…

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Here she is doing My Neck / My Back ….in video….real bad video…

Who Shot this shit…

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2015

13

May

Miley Cyrus is Fun of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is a lot of fun…at least in her social media where she’s basically showing her spread asshole or tits on the regular…because that’s just the generation we live in..

We used to have to watch cheesy Playboy porn for this softcore erotica….and now all the mainstream talent is doing it…in what they think is free the nipple feminism..and that is free the nipple feminism…because why the fuck shouldn;’t someone post their asshole on their own personal instagram when instagram is worth billions of dollars thanks to people’s content productions…it’s like you want to control what I say, what I do, what I post…because you’re a higher than thou moral compass and authority on good and evil…when all you’re trying to do is use me and my content to make your stock value go up…fuck you..while I try to fuck Miley thanks to loving her little body…even if she’s a rich hick with zero authenticity…who cares..

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Here she is singing from the Vagina Angle…

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2015

05

May

Miley in Underwear with Zoe Kravitz of the Day

Miley was in this video with Zoe Kravitz, because you know how these rich kids work, they all kind of stick together being rich…and when one of them decides to do a music video, they all participate to keep the viewers on them, because if they all go at this together, they can win pop culture, and I guess they have…

The good news is that popculture involves nudity, titty flashes and lingerie…

The bad news is that it is starting to get boring….repetitive and evne if Miley released a video of her shoving a fist up her ass while squirting…as three midgets licked it up….I’d be like “Whatever”…

Not sure if that’s a testament to how desensitized I am…or how desensatized we all are…

But the good news is, we all still want to see it, even we forget it a week later….

I mean…I don’t even save nudes girls send me anymore…I’m always looking for the next nude and the same goes for Miley’s slutty marketing stunts..

Here they are being a couple of entitled faggots at the met ball..cuz they are BFF obvs…

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2015

01

May

Miley Cyrus Nude for V Magazine of the Day

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Here’s another post on Miley Cyrus, because it is safe to say that she is the best thing to have happened in the entertainment industry in a love fucking time, all thanks to her trying to be the total opposite of what Disney created her as, even though it is safe to assume in the executive offices and on set trailers…other shit was going down that was way darker that Mickey and Minnie dancing around…I’m talking child molestation…and even if there was no child molestation, this girl’s soul was robbed, her celebrity took her childhood, she can’t live a normal life and is like a caged aninmal I want to fuck in the zoo, and I guess in knowing that and embracing that…she might as well dive right into the hipster world of getting naked for fashion cuz it’s just being naked…

We can only hope she also gets into fucking on camera…because it is just fucking…

I have big plans for her..including but not limited to her sitting on my face…While I wait for that….here are some polaroids…for a fashion magazine that are a little bit crackhead, a little bit erotic, a little be cheesy, but all awesome…

Miley just won.

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2015

01

May

Miley Cyrus Pubes in her Latest Armpit Hair Photo of the Day

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The most important thing that has happened this week…is Miley Cyrus bleached and dyed her armpit hair…because Miley Cyrus is this lame, identity crisis, feminist reclusive weirdo who had her childhood and freedom robbed of her…on some Michael Jackson shit…connecting with fat chicks of tumblr….

But now she’s posting it with pubic hair..and I fucking love bush, and I love Miley’s body…so by default I will love Miley’s Bush…because as a bush lover, in an era of waxed pussy, and laser pussy, sometimes you gotta take the hippie pits, to get the pillow of hair stuffed into panties…

This is my third post on Miley in 12 hours…I bet I do one more…because I love her…

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2015

01

May

Miley Cyrus’ Armpit Hair is Red of the Day

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I have a friend who used to fuck girl’s armpits…like he would only be able to get off if he was fucking an armpit…and he would even pay regular girls to let him fuck their armpits and most girls would go along with it because they never had their armpit fucked…and figured why the hell not do it like a hooker….

I have been in different sexual situations where I find myself licking a sweaty armpit, not because I love armpit but because it is there…

So I am not against armpits…I mean I am not against anything on a girl…but really not against armpits…even if I am not into armpits like my friend is….

I am also into bush, unkempt huge fucking bush…But for some reason, when the two come together…and are dyed to bring more attention to them….I get repulsed…

Miley has a great body, is a lot of fun, but I just can’t fuck with that hipster feminist trend…even if it is just hair and not a huge deal…I don’t think liking a hairless armpit means I want to take away a woman’s right to vote….it just means red armpit hair freaks me the fuck out…

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2015

01

May

Miley Cyrus Bleaching her Armpits of the Day

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Miley Cyrus bleached her armpit hair on instagram…or in real life and posted it to instagram…because in Miley’s situation…the internet is her real life…as she has no real friends and this is her only glimpse into the outside world…thanks to suffering from her success and forced to be reclusive…

Well part of her vision, creative process, bullshit trying to be different is that she has armpit hair…a true uneducated feminist…who can have all the armpit hair she wants…even though armpit hair is gross…unless you’re asking a hippie dyke…

I mean I am all for pussy hair, but armpit hair makes me gag whenever I see it..a response I Wish Miley had…every time she meets me…but she never meets me…I am so alone…

Here she is in a bikini…because she has a great body..

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2015

30

Apr

Miley Cyrus Pantsless Getting Painted on of the Day

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Miley Cyrus posted a couple pictures that probably aren’t that hot to anyone but me…because I fucking love Miley Cyrus in all her crazy rich person reclusive glory…where she is alienated by her success and has because this weirdo content producer on social media that people seem to love..with weird photoshop edits and her smoking weed…it’s like she’s posting 10 random insane pics a day…some of her tits…some of her joints…some of her pantsless…all of her acting like some stir crazy, cabin fever weirdo with too many resources…and as cheesy and calculated as the whole thing is…I mean she’s a Disney Popstar…I still fucking love it…because there is no such thing as autheticity…so I’ll take good bullshit over bad bullshit…not that Miley is doing this for me…but she should be.

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2015

28

Apr

Miley Cyrus Choreographed Dance with her Sister of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is like a weirdo rich person…reclusive in her own little safe haven that is her house…where select people roll through…and that she never leaves because she gets bombarded by fans…and sure she’s got everything she needs in her house, from drugs, to sex, to pool and games, but she’s still a societal outcast, even though society is watching her every move…and the whole thing is fucking weird, even creepy…especailly when she posts these choreographed dances with her sister, that you know stem from her being some stir crazy, cabin fever, lonely person with nothing but the ability to dance…since she’s been trained to dance by Disney since she was a kid….Either way…she’s a babe…but she freaks me the fuck out.

Here she is smoking weed in a hand stand…because fitness

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2015

27

Apr

Miley Cyrus Smokes Giant Joint of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is a prime example of sheltered weirdo up on some Michael Jackson shit, who’s only friend is her instagram account and a few other weirdo people who latch onto her because she’s Miley Cyrus…

She can’t live a normal life, or leave her house without being totally bombarded, so she’s a reclusive weirdo left the internet to get by..you know..just her dancing around at home…because that’s all she can do…even if her home is a fucking resort filled with everything she needs…like weed to spend an hour rolling this massive joint to post on instagram…like she was 15 at a high school dance…because that’s probably where her social skills lie..

Either way, some weed porn for you burn outs…even though weed isn’t even a thing anymore…the real porn would be her smoking this with her Disney trained vagina…

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2015

23

Apr

Miley Cyrus in Gym Clothes of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is fucking amazing…what isn’t amazing is that this turn yourself into a stripper app, rockin’ the pole has gone viral and every asshole on instagram and facebook has been posting little animations of their whore selves living the stripper dream in cartoon form…every single cartoon doing the exact same dance move…set to differnt songs…but still the fucking same level of stupid fucker your life fucking sucks go do something productive…

Yes…I am bitter I didn’t create the viral stripper pole dance, it is so fucking stupid, it is something I would want as my legacy in the tech world…not this blog I’ve been doing for a decade..all day everyday…a fucking stripper app that took a day to code…fucking assholes..

That said, if you want to have a stripper video, especially when you’re a recently single, but hot bodied Miley who pretty much does a stripper show on stage every night…she should just do a fucking stripper video…it would probabyl take as much time and effort…

Either way, she went to the gym and she’s pretty fucking perfect, if you stare at her from the neck down and have her on mute…what a fucking hot body…

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