I like to think of Miley’s nip slip as a “If a bear shits in the woods, does it make a sound” moment……or maybe it’s a “what came first the chicken or the egg” moment…or it could be none of those things because I don’t know what either of those expressions mean. FAR too deep for a guy who stares at tits on the internet all day…

But I figure it’s got something to do with the fact that we’ve seen her naked over the last decade as this iteration of Miley Cyrus, that she’s basically normalized internet nudity, which has blossomed into a career girls aspire to have instead of boring shit like doctors, scientists, or lawyers…you know the standard jobs you have to go to school for only to make less money than your selfie porn you shoot for dudes on tinder for free anyway…

I am not saying that Miley revolutionized nudes, she doesn’t matter than much, but when a mainstream Disney kid is doing it, it’s easier for the at home slut dabbling with the idea to say fuck it.

Girls were getting naked online before Miley, that’s where her team of handlers came up with the idea…..

But yeah, when you’ve seen her tits, does a tit slip even matter…I’m going with sure. It’s a tit! Of course it matters.

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