Miley Cyrus is wearing a Jailbait T-Shirt, because I guess she’s reminiscing of a time when she was Jailbait, and the industry fucking loved her for it, you know rebranding her into this 18 year old naked and scandalous every chance that she could get because that’s what the people wanted at the time…you weren’t shit unless you were sexual, perverted, half naked….and with that…created a generation primed and ready for OnlYFans exclusive content projects…because you may not believe this but there was a time when girls weren’t naked for profit, or naked for free…they just weren’t naked unless you took them on a date and put work into it…WHERE IS THE FUN IN THAT.

The point of the story is that no longer jailbait cuz she’s like 40 at this point, is still pretty hot in her pussy hugging shorts.

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I just did a Noah Cyrus post and it would be unfair to Miley if I didn’t outshine Noah’s under titty, nipple covered with an emoji, in what look like a huge pair of skimpy panties pulled up to her neck….because Miley’s the real star of the family and as much as the sister tries her best, Miley’s out there helping her promote and do her thing, more out of sympathy than out of thinking there will ever be a time that Noah outshines her…and if there was, Miley would probably be happy about it, because she’s already made so much stupid money and the whole celebrity thing seems exhausting….so she could pass off the torch…maybe Miley encouraging Noah is just to take some of the pressure off Miley, so taht she can go back to the simple things like masturbating on her money all day.

ANYWAY, Miley is a revolutionary, if you consider the trendwatchers at Disney turning her into a TUMBLR girl, which is where the nudes used to be posted up, revolutionary. I do…because I know once Miley did it, droves of women around her age hopped onto the “SHOW MY CUNT ON THE INTERNET” because the whole future self thing disappeared….since getting naked on the internet is thrilling…or must be thrilling for the girls involved and the pervs like me jacking off to it.

The point is, Miley’s on stage, pulling her skirt up, showing her ass in thigh highs, and this kind of thing is what I’d want to smother me until cardiac arrest…you know if we’re all going to die from our lungs being blown out…my make a wish foundation request is that my lungs get blown out by Miley’s ass…DISNEY ARE YOU LISTENING…let’s make my final moments the true happiest place on earth….just make sure you don’t swap Miley out for a Drag Queen Miley Impersonator…cuz that will ruin my suffocating on her ass vision and turn it all into a very gay, testicle filled, nightmare…I probably deserve…

Let’s hope no one is dying here, but if you were to die, do it to Miley’s ass, it’s great.

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Here’s some Miley eating some Fried Chicken because she’s southern like that, despite probably promoting veganism incessantly when she was a vegan, since none of these idiots are consistent, their messaging completely contradictory and confusing, because they are shells of humans, who push whatever they are told to push….

I guess she hasn’t got the Memo that the future is not so bright for meat eaters, but at the same time, that will never apply to her, because she’s one of their ambaassadors, heroes, front people, puppets, agenda pushers….who pretends to be edgy and anti establishment, but who is the fucking establishment….

The good news is that I find Miley hot…and she’s got mini short shorts on with her tits in a crop top…looking a little thicker than usual…but so are most people…I go outside and this COVID shit has made so many people FAT AS FUCK..

The tragedy in all this is not seeing how fat her pussy’s got…where is that cameltoe hiding..

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I do find it hard to move from the insanity that has been happening to us over the last 1.5 years and it’s not because I am sucked into some conspiracy algorithm, or even that I think our society is worth fighting for….people are shit and this is just evidence of what I already knew…

I am not trying to save society, I am just blown away by how this is all panning out for everyone involved…which includes me…unfortunately.

I do not see a bright future, but I never did, it’s just totally out of control…how controlled we are and how weak everyone turned out to be. Just so much censorship, control, and lies….

Then I see people who ignore it, or they subscribed to it and hate those who don’t or they subscribe to it cuz it is trendy and just don’t care, because they are busy looking in the mirror, or chronically masturbating, producing porn, chasing the dopamine hits and loving being tracked…makes them feel like the star they know they are!

We can thank Miley for helping with that agenda, which I love to hate, but love because all these girls being naked on the internet has been a revolution, not the right kind of revolution, but one I can jack off to…and that’s what fucking counts.

Miley’s a hero who will go down in history for saying “PUT YOUR PUSSY ON THE INTERNET”…in action not in word….

THANK YOU MILEY….a True American Hero…working for the pure intentions and not for evil.. giving people like me something to stare at in our lonely slave lives…

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I will look at Miley’s pussy from behind, whether in panties, or leotard any fucking day of the week, because I don’t think there’s anything I like more than Pussy from Behind…even if it is clothed pussy. Big fan over here and I am a fan of nothing, I am unimpressed by everything, I’ve only asked for an autograph once, and it was some Olympian who was at a bar about 20 years ago surrounded by chicks and I pulled my fat tit out and insisted he sign it….I’ve done weird things…that was one of them…BUT I WOULD ASK MILEY’S PUSSY for an autograph…

Whether that would involve putting a paint brush up inside her where she tries to write out “MILEY PUSSY”…kind of like when they give Elephant’s paintbrushes to make art with ideally more tightness even though this pussy has fucked….or just taking the simpler cover her pussy in finger pant and smash it against my face….repeatedly so that I don’t miss any of her pussy ridges….maybe even get some anus on my forehead in the mix….so that I can take it to the tattoo artist to trace it so I forever have Miley’s pussy on my face…..I’m into it.

She’s racy, she’s inspired a generation of girls to get naked on the internet thanks to her Disney Handler seeing a need for that…for whatever reason…they’re perverts too…clearly…and I’m a forever fan because we need puppets in the mainstream to jerk off to. It’s just fucking science bro….believe all science.

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The most interesting thing about the Britney Spears conservatorship conversation with the Judge that went viral last week or two weeks ago, was that she said a very important thing about MILEY CYRUS…which I interpreted as Miley could walk out on stage totally naked, with a butt plug tail in, masturbating and pissing all over herself, as girls of the internet do to prove they came, smoking a blunt, while on prescription pills and no one would give a fuck….while Britney did shit that was barely scratching the surface of crazy, at least not publicly, other than shaving her head….which could be seen as intense, or a little crazy…life if you had a fight with your girlfriend over some other girl you’re fucking and in her meltdown she shaves her head…you’d be pretty uncomfortable…but hardly something worth being imprisoned for…

ANYWAY….

It’s not really that Miley can get away with murder, it’s that when she hopped into the mainstream, they were already directing it in this direction of degenerate…

It’s been hot, but has it been good for society, who fucking cares…Miley is hot, on stage, with her tits out…that’s what matters…INSTANT gratification…

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We are the porn generation, or the younger generation of “Influencers” are the porn generation, because they were raised by porno and I guess shitty people…

Miley is part of the porn generation and when she left Disney she had to make herself relevant to them, so she did the tumblr porn thing…but in a mainstream and disney way, and I am a firm believer that she was both ripping off the culture, but also spreading it to the mainstream, so what I would call “Gap Girls” at the mall in the 90s, driving their Jeeps they saw in Clueless or whatever the trend was at the time, you know the masses…followed her fucking lead….

When your idols are Kim Kardashian – a billionaire who launched with a sex tape, porn chicks, Miley Cyrus…you’ll likely end up nude on the internet too…

People fall into group thought….which is easier for the powers that be to control, censor and differentiate from the HEATHENS…when in the past the pornographers and sex workers were the heathens…now the unvaccinated are…hilarious…

Anyway, I am not against girls being exhibitionists, I am not even against the porn industry having so much influence, people like fucking, it’s trashy, it’s not romantic, it’s graphic and it is not very high brow or interesting…it’s just extreme fucks…

I am against sites like this being deleted on all social platforms for being porn, when all these porn companies, porn sites, porn stars, porn girls and even celebrities who do porn aren’t….so actual porn isn’t banned…but some shitty pop culture blog 5 people read…is porn…pretty insane…

Even worse, Miley posted a thong mirror selfie the other day, it was pretty hot..I like Miley and think she’s hot and I like her sleaze because I get it and I think she gets it too…or at least her team does…it’s a play…

But then I saw it was posted on People magazine, or some other mainstream site that has mainstream advertisers….

I’ve been flagged a porn site for 17 years, since starting the site, so Google banned me before I started and people made MILLIONS of dollars with less traffic than this site, because this site had traffic…so I’m a little bitter…

I’ve made sacrifices, financial sacrifices to post slutty celebrity content…and now it’s mainstream and Zuckerberg and People magazine and all the big players are cashing in, when motherfuckers like me are still not able to monetize…it’s fucking crazy.

I am not whining, I don’t do business shit, but it’s fucking crazy…..porn is ok, but fringe pop culture that posts nudity and is hardly porn is not ok, while Miley and other celebs are doing that half naked shit, even selling nudes on the platforms and that’s ok too…it’s weird….nothing makes sense…but Miley’s ass still feels comforting and like home…

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Miley normalized tumblr nudes and look at us now…

Miley Cyrus is a culture vulture designed by Disney…..who I doubt has an actual mind of her own because Disney are the ultimate in subliminal messages whether you want to admit it or not…those people can probably manipulate you to do things they want you to do using weird technology we don’t even understand….and they use tools like Miley Cyrus…or VICE….because Disney owns VICE…which is hilarious when you think of how punk rock the vice guys used to pretend to be…it’s like you’re billionaires now, ok, but you’re owned by Disney too you sell out fucks…yet no one cares, the mainstream fucking love Disney and I guess rightfully so because they helped Miley reinvent herself as a sexual being, a nude on the internet, edgy TUMBLR girl like when TUMBLR allowed nudes, only to normalize it, give shine to it, and inspire so many girls to sell nudes on the internet because Miley inspired them…

Why Disney wants people sexed up, I don’t know, but I do know that porn sites wouldn’t be as big as they are if the powers that be didn’t want everyone jerking off all their testosterone, while becoming sex obsessed weirdos with no actual brain cuz they’re too busy trying to get another boner…

So anyway, Miley’s into her ass today, it’s in a thong, and in two mirrors not one cuz that’s how committed she is to her mirror selfie like she’s not a hugely paid poptart but instead some gutter chick trying to make 2k a month on OnlyFans…which for whatever reason people think is awesome, when it’s fucking pathetic…

These idiots on only fans who pay hundreds of dollars to girls who literally laugh at them…and who don’t even run their own channels…so the 24/7 chat you’re getting is an Indian call center…you’re sexting an Indian dude for money bro…you can hire him to sext you while not pretending to be an influencer for much cheaper you homo…instead of using that money to take a girl on a date and have a good time or even a fuck with a real girl…instead you spend your money sexting Indian dudes…making these cunty girls richer…as they rob you! It’s illegal in every sense of bait and switch laws. You aren’t buying what you think you are. Dumb fucks

Go out and get laid…let Miley’s ass she’s posting like she’s sexting her boyfriends but instead she’s sexing the universe remind you that real pussy exists….get off the fucking internet losers..

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I like Miley, she does the meaningful work in an otherwise empty world and single handedly normalized getting naked on your instagram feed, which has led to more nudes of average nobodies with face filters or face fillers than every before….and she really doesn’t have to, she’s made enough to be taken out to pasture, but instead she strips down for the people…this is hero shit, or marketing manipulation that brainwashes us with half nakedness, either way…it’s a good thing…not a bad thing…in a world full of bad things…there’s still good.

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I don’t know why Miley looks like Ellen, which is never a good thing…Ellen is the devil herself and it’s funny to see people hopping on that train, even though I’ve been saying it for at least a decade, her whole act was so obvious and fake, her celebrity and persona was an act, she was an evil and angry tyrant…anyway…the truth always surfaces, I guess..

I don’t know what’s wrong with Miley’s mouth. I didn’t think she was on the inbred variety of meth addict at the trailer park with that wonky eye from a stroke she had one night drinking gasoline…..

I didn’t think she was the rich as fuck redneck with cousins for parents, I thought Billy Ray was just rooked in by his cocktail waitress wife….

Speaking of Billy Ray, she didn’t even need to be a popstar, Disney Kid, to make her own money, her own way… she had all that Billy Ray Cyrus money to inherit, but why not get it when you can, I guess…when you’re already in the system it’s probably easy.

Now, that said, i still think Miley is hot and I appreciate that she’s helped sluts everywhere be the sluts they want to be, because she normalized being naked on the internet….and here’s she squeezing tit, cuz she’s so wild, or because her handlers at Disney want her to be, I don’t know how dark all that goes, I just focus on the tits.

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