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2022

16

May

Miley Cyrus Showing Tit of the Day

I don’t know why Miley’s rocking the late 90s two tone trashy whore from the stripclub hair. It was a very popular look amongst the late 90s strippers here in Quebec, who were a breed of their own, because back then, they had no outside influences as they didn’t speak English, so it was some insular level of trashy getting trashier organically, without any outside influence…it’s actually what made Quebec interesting, zero influence from the outside world but still managing to be slutty…you probably see all those mainstream girls wearing what I call the 90s Miami Stripper look, you know cheap outfits from the sex shop, well that’s how late 90s Quebec women used to dress to go to the club….and to think they were 22 years ahead of a trend is pretty hilarious….since at the time it felt so out of touch….but I guess it took a few decades to catch up with their LUST FOR LIFE, or exhibitionism, or stripping culture.

Doesn’t matter, Miley and Quebec strippers have nothing in common, she’s some Disney pawn her dad probably traded to pay off a debt he had with them, maybe to buy his rights to ACHY BREAKY back…I don’t know, but Miley, like a Kardashian has done her part in making girls SLUTTY.

Taking that instagram nudity that a small percentage of girls participated in, to the mainstream….she turned it into mainstream, hostess twinkie, pop culture behavior and now we’re buried in naked girls, or half naked girls, leave your house and you’ll see so many outfits that you’d expect from a fatherless girl trying to pay rent, only to realize they have dads and don’t need to pay rent because they have tons of money from their monetizing of nudes.

It’s a weird era, but Miley’s tits are timeless, or at least worth looking at through a wife beater….I’m a fan.

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2022

30

Mar

Miley Cyrus Nip Slip of the Day

I like to think of Miley’s nip slip as a “If a bear shits in the woods, does it make a sound” moment……or maybe it’s a “what came first the chicken or the egg” moment…or it could be none of those things because I don’t know what either of those expressions mean. FAR too deep for a guy who stares at tits on the internet all day…

But I figure it’s got something to do with the fact that we’ve seen her naked over the last decade as this iteration of Miley Cyrus, that she’s basically normalized internet nudity, which has blossomed into a career girls aspire to have instead of boring shit like doctors, scientists, or lawyers…you know the standard jobs you have to go to school for only to make less money than your selfie porn you shoot for dudes on tinder for free anyway…

I am not saying that Miley revolutionized nudes, she doesn’t matter than much, but when a mainstream Disney kid is doing it, it’s easier for the at home slut dabbling with the idea to say fuck it.

Girls were getting naked online before Miley, that’s where her team of handlers came up with the idea…..

But yeah, when you’ve seen her tits, does a tit slip even matter…I’m going with sure. It’s a tit! Of course it matters.

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2022

23

Mar

Miley Cyrus Ass of the Day

The wrath of God has targeted Miley with a “smarten up bitch”……

I mentioned this earlier but you’ve probably already heard the story, it’s old news at this point, but Miley’s on some South American Lollapalooza tour, and her private plane got struck by lightning, so that the exhibitionist Disney Kid who has pushed the agenda so hard on the young people, that things like monetizing nudes for feminism is now the most coveted job these people want out of High School, why work other jobs and build character when you can just sell your socially accepted nudes….

I am all for her going from Disney lame ass character to some Tumblr NUDE peddler even if I never found it to be authentic, just a way to keep earning, to stay influential, but the collateral damage of that was that all girls followed the lea, as their hive minds force them to do, and now we’re buried in NUDES everywhere, like nothing is sacred…

My first post in 2004 was a request for NUDES, I should sell it as an NFT, but yeah, my theory was eventually every girl will be publicly nude, building off the whole ANDY WARHOL 15 mins of fame, only sluttier…and without the 200 million dollar pieces of artwork to sell…NO ONE BUYS MY ART.

So it was most likely a natural progression of man, because we saw it coming…She just hopped on the trend because her people told her to, and has run with it.

Hollywood follows trends, they don’t create them, they just destory them as they make them mainstream as shit….so yeah, like a Kardashian, she’s helped move girls from God, to Satan….and here’s her ass showing you how it did that….

Not some God Fearing country star you’d want a Country star to be, but if you can make girls trashy and naked, you’re a friend of mine and satanic pervert or not, I think Miley’s pretty hot….

Now we’ll just have to see how her near death experience shapes her future, did her ties to Lucifer get stronger, will she start doing dildo scenes on stage, or will she move back to Tennesee and start a church….or will she just keep doing what she’s doing because her narcissism just reminded her that like Travis Barker, she’s invincible….and even PLANE crashes won’t take her down….and in 10 years after her friends on the flight kill themselves off…she’ll end up in a relationship with a 40 year old Kendall jenner after she reveals she’s actually born with a dick….and the whole girl thing was a marketing strategy her mom designed….and her dad followed along with…

Ok…Miley Ass on Stage….like this was CHICAGO in the 90s…



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2022

21

Mar

Miley Cyrus See Through of the Day

I have a theory that Miley Cyrus is fucking amazing, only because of all the half nude shit she does, like this spread ass in a sheer dress with her tits out, amazing….

I guess that’s not really my theory, my theory is that Miley is by design, she was created by Disney at a young age to be their trustworthy leader to a whole generation of young people, that in order to either stay relevant with them as she gets older, she needs to get her fuck on, or maybe her objective was to lead the people into heathen like behavior on the internet….because there was a time when girls didn’t get naked on the internet as freely…I thought it was a more magical time because I like the idea of all the nudes, but I liked when the nudes were no where to be found, so when you came across it you wouldn’t be so jaded, or de-senstized….you know I want to feel like a virgin who was kept in a religious commune until I was saved by the FBI at 30 and let back into society…where ANKLES get me hard…but instead I’m looking at Miley tits thinking…just Miley’s tits, whatever…

I mean, there was a time, this was shocking, exhilerating, exciting, not expected….it’s like when Miley does a video or photoshoot and doesn’t show her tits, I’m like…where are the tits…

That is why I think modest is the hottest, those Mormons got it right, but I figure, it’s pretty good to be able to see Miley doing porno, sex work poses for her lucrative pop career, because there was a chance we wouldn’t be seeing her tits for freely, and I’m glad we have….


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2022

28

Feb

Miley Cyrus Bikini Time of the Day

I think Miley Cyrus is mint…so looking at her older, sloppier, curvier, COVID PANDEMIC, body in a skimpy bikini looks good to me…and that’s all I have to say about the celebrity best known for getting a generation of girls naked on the internet like it’s no big deal, cuz it is no big deal, it’s actually really easy to do…but it wasn’t as mainstream as we’d like it, and we needed a Disney Kid to take it there…A HERO to all us perverts…the DEN MOTHER to all THEM hoes…

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2022

28

Jan

Miley Cyrus Studio Tits of the Day

Miley Cyrus has her tit out in this hot shoot in her hot Gucci Outfit because she’s a rich Disney Kid who may not be down to earth, born and raised in a disgusting industry, but able to have the money and big houses to show for it, a small trade off when you’re brainwashed into thinking that is everything that matters to humanity…when it isn’t….we don’t need false idols bro….stick to making good music and not the kind that brainwashes the kids with subliminal messages…CONSUME CONSUME coNSUME….we watched Josie and the Pussycats..>SHOUT OUT TARA REID’s LEATHERY VAGINA….we know how it works…

I do appreciate Miley because I find her hot, but also because she created a movement, not one that fought for our freedoms, she’s one of the pawns of the ELITE, so why would she do that, she wants us at home distracted and she’s just throwing fuel in that fire…but she did lead the way for the normies to get naked on the internet and now we swim in TOO MANY NUDES…and she was part of a revolution that probably would have happened anyway..normalizing nudes online….because these people aren’t the most original…but I do feel better about knowing I’ve seen her cunt….and you should too.

Today, we are not looking at her cunt, but we are seeing her tit pulled out because I don’t think she knows how to pose for pics without a tit out….it’s almost like a retard at swim practice jerking off uncontrollably…no wait, that’s me.

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2022

03

Jan

Miley Cyrus Tit Flash on Cable TV of the Day

There was a curfew in place in Quebec over COVID that was put into effect on New Years Eve, so basically no parties were to be had by the people who live here, not that I would have been invited to any parties regardless of the curfew, so if anything the curfew, albeit totally terrifying and a little invasive, makes me feel better about having no friends because I can blame COVID for no one wanting to be around me….instead of my inappropriate and abrassive attitude….NEVER TAKE BLAME FOR ANYTHING!

Unfortunately, I have free digital cable and thought “I can watch the countdown to feel like it’s new Years”….or “I can watch Yellowstone again because like everyone, it’s the best show on TV and I should build up to the Finale featuring Beth’s hot tits”….

So in doing that, I had access to 2 of the Countdown shows, NBC, which was Miley and Pete Davidson trying to connect to the instagram crowd in the most humorless, disorgazined way…..but since I think Miley is Hot….and she was wearing revealing outfits…I figured I could handle it….and as expected, there was a “wardrobe malfunction”….her ass in a thong was flashed and her hot manageable tits exposed and despite how lazy of a show it was, at least comedically, it was better than not seeing her tits on Network TV that you know only disabled people, or grannies were watching because no one watches that shit….

The other channel was CBS and they were straight from Nashville, where country stars and GANGS of Americans got together and partied like it was 1999 and that was really the inspiring moment of the night…AMERICA is still AMERICA and not all just clickbait trash pop shit mixed with weird ass Dystopian COVID laws…and watching it from CURFEW imposed made it even more amazing…almost as amazing as these Miley Outtakes where Disney’s own looks fucking good half naked on TV.



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2021

29

Nov

Miley Cyrus Titty Flash of the Day

I don’t know what this topless Miley Cyrus content is from, probably a photoshoot, or a behind the scenes that she posted on her social media to remind you that she’s racy, but I do know that I like it.

I am a big fan of Disney’s creation, that I guess was Billy Ray’s creation, that he allowed Disney to create a brand around because why the fuck not, she’s become an empire.

I am not fully convinced that she’s the brains behind the operation, or her team at Disney or whatever put this together based on their market research of what her fans at the time were into…TUMBLR PORNOGRAPHY…you know the gateway to OnlyFans…

I don’t know how much of the creative direction is hers, but she’s inspired so many tits to feel as though they should be seem, no big deal, and that means because of Miley we’ve been able to see a lot of peripheral tits because of her tits.

I do think Miley’s hot, masked or not, so I’m always down to stare at her titties no matter what the reason they’re being flashed…you know shock value, empowerment, perversion, exhibitionism, edginess, money, clickbait, so long as there are tits, I’m lookin at em.



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2021

27

Oct

Miley Cyrus Tits of the Day

There was a time when Miley rebranded herself from her Hannah Montana form to this edgy hipster who gets half naked on the internet or fully naked on the internet like she was a tumblr girl of the generation…which is a tactic used to keep her fan base riding this train with her….because if she stayed some Hannah Montana weirdo who reminds me of this guy I knew in my 20s who still worked as a camp councillor, and he wasn’t even into it for weird sexual predator reasons, which would have been more understanding, even if I dont support that kind of thing….but being a mid 20 year old super excited about spending summers running the music program at summer camp like he’s still a 13 year old…is uncomfortable.

So yeah, if she played the bubbly Disney kid, the fans they spent millions building would go onto be whores on the internet, leaving Miley behind and that’s BAD investment….

So make her an edgy tormented, “I don’t give a fuck” tumblr hipster who gets naked and then she’ll be their leader…

Which means, Miley has a lot to do with all the nudes you have access to today…the OnlyFans girls, the cam girls, the naked girls on reddit, she normalized it as a celebrity and was the first to do it, so bow down to the fucking queen.

Sure she got married and boring, stopped the nudes, but she’s back and I like it.

BIG Miley Nude Fan over here….she can do no wrong…she is important and these must be from her hot shoot that dropped last week by a talented photographer bringing the nudes in a fun way, the way they are supposed to be BROUGHT.

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2021

20

Oct

Miley Cyrus Tits of the Day

In important Miley Cyrus news, she’s starring in the most important photoshoot she’s done since she indoctrinated the youth into becoming naked on the internet sex workers, it’s no big deal, MILEY does it…..

I have always been on the fence as to what level of creative control these people have for themselves, she was a rich kid thanks to her Daddy, so maybe she’s been treated a little differently than the starlets they pull out of laundromats in Ohio, or wherever they find their Disney Kids….

I have a hard time believing that she’s not answering to someone, because these people are all puppets working for someone, and most will never speak out against their handlers, the people who pay them, or the people who made them….and I don’t think they’d ever go against what their assigned teams tell them to do….

But I am a skeptic…and I am not focusing on what is important, which is a hot bodied Miley being edgy and showing that hot body that we’ve all seen before, but that is still fun to look at, because there’s not enough of this professionally shit being produced for free, all these girls just sell this shit on OnlyFans and that takes the purity out of it and makes it transactional…and that cheapens the whole experience…

This was for INTERVIEW MAGAZINE where she’s being interviewed by Metallica…..

The photos are by a photographer named BRIANNA CAPOZZI who may or may not sue me for posting this amazingness because people don’t like me….even though I like their pics! HATERS!



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