I have a theory that Miley Cyrus is fucking amazing, only because of all the half nude shit she does, like this spread ass in a sheer dress with her tits out, amazing….

I guess that’s not really my theory, my theory is that Miley is by design, she was created by Disney at a young age to be their trustworthy leader to a whole generation of young people, that in order to either stay relevant with them as she gets older, she needs to get her fuck on, or maybe her objective was to lead the people into heathen like behavior on the internet….because there was a time when girls didn’t get naked on the internet as freely…I thought it was a more magical time because I like the idea of all the nudes, but I liked when the nudes were no where to be found, so when you came across it you wouldn’t be so jaded, or de-senstized….you know I want to feel like a virgin who was kept in a religious commune until I was saved by the FBI at 30 and let back into society…where ANKLES get me hard…but instead I’m looking at Miley tits thinking…just Miley’s tits, whatever…

I mean, there was a time, this was shocking, exhilerating, exciting, not expected….it’s like when Miley does a video or photoshoot and doesn’t show her tits, I’m like…where are the tits…

That is why I think modest is the hottest, those Mormons got it right, but I figure, it’s pretty good to be able to see Miley doing porno, sex work poses for her lucrative pop career, because there was a chance we wouldn’t be seeing her tits for freely, and I’m glad we have….

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I think Miley Cyrus is mint…so looking at her older, sloppier, curvier, COVID PANDEMIC, body in a skimpy bikini looks good to me…and that’s all I have to say about the celebrity best known for getting a generation of girls naked on the internet like it’s no big deal, cuz it is no big deal, it’s actually really easy to do…but it wasn’t as mainstream as we’d like it, and we needed a Disney Kid to take it there…A HERO to all us perverts…the DEN MOTHER to all THEM hoes…

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Miley Cyrus has her tit out in this hot shoot in her hot Gucci Outfit because she’s a rich Disney Kid who may not be down to earth, born and raised in a disgusting industry, but able to have the money and big houses to show for it, a small trade off when you’re brainwashed into thinking that is everything that matters to humanity…when it isn’t….we don’t need false idols bro….stick to making good music and not the kind that brainwashes the kids with subliminal messages…CONSUME CONSUME coNSUME….we watched Josie and the Pussycats..>SHOUT OUT TARA REID’s LEATHERY VAGINA….we know how it works…

I do appreciate Miley because I find her hot, but also because she created a movement, not one that fought for our freedoms, she’s one of the pawns of the ELITE, so why would she do that, she wants us at home distracted and she’s just throwing fuel in that fire…but she did lead the way for the normies to get naked on the internet and now we swim in TOO MANY NUDES…and she was part of a revolution that probably would have happened anyway..normalizing nudes online….because these people aren’t the most original…but I do feel better about knowing I’ve seen her cunt….and you should too.

Today, we are not looking at her cunt, but we are seeing her tit pulled out because I don’t think she knows how to pose for pics without a tit out….it’s almost like a retard at swim practice jerking off uncontrollably…no wait, that’s me.

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I don’t know what this topless Miley Cyrus content is from, probably a photoshoot, or a behind the scenes that she posted on her social media to remind you that she’s racy, but I do know that I like it.

I am a big fan of Disney’s creation, that I guess was Billy Ray’s creation, that he allowed Disney to create a brand around because why the fuck not, she’s become an empire.

I am not fully convinced that she’s the brains behind the operation, or her team at Disney or whatever put this together based on their market research of what her fans at the time were into…TUMBLR PORNOGRAPHY…you know the gateway to OnlyFans…

I don’t know how much of the creative direction is hers, but she’s inspired so many tits to feel as though they should be seem, no big deal, and that means because of Miley we’ve been able to see a lot of peripheral tits because of her tits.

I do think Miley’s hot, masked or not, so I’m always down to stare at her titties no matter what the reason they’re being flashed…you know shock value, empowerment, perversion, exhibitionism, edginess, money, clickbait, so long as there are tits, I’m lookin at em.

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There was a time when Miley rebranded herself from her Hannah Montana form to this edgy hipster who gets half naked on the internet or fully naked on the internet like she was a tumblr girl of the generation…which is a tactic used to keep her fan base riding this train with her….because if she stayed some Hannah Montana weirdo who reminds me of this guy I knew in my 20s who still worked as a camp councillor, and he wasn’t even into it for weird sexual predator reasons, which would have been more understanding, even if I dont support that kind of thing….but being a mid 20 year old super excited about spending summers running the music program at summer camp like he’s still a 13 year old…is uncomfortable.

So yeah, if she played the bubbly Disney kid, the fans they spent millions building would go onto be whores on the internet, leaving Miley behind and that’s BAD investment….

So make her an edgy tormented, “I don’t give a fuck” tumblr hipster who gets naked and then she’ll be their leader…

Which means, Miley has a lot to do with all the nudes you have access to today…the OnlyFans girls, the cam girls, the naked girls on reddit, she normalized it as a celebrity and was the first to do it, so bow down to the fucking queen.

Sure she got married and boring, stopped the nudes, but she’s back and I like it.

BIG Miley Nude Fan over here….she can do no wrong…she is important and these must be from her hot shoot that dropped last week by a talented photographer bringing the nudes in a fun way, the way they are supposed to be BROUGHT.

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In important Miley Cyrus news, she’s starring in the most important photoshoot she’s done since she indoctrinated the youth into becoming naked on the internet sex workers, it’s no big deal, MILEY does it…..

I have always been on the fence as to what level of creative control these people have for themselves, she was a rich kid thanks to her Daddy, so maybe she’s been treated a little differently than the starlets they pull out of laundromats in Ohio, or wherever they find their Disney Kids….

I have a hard time believing that she’s not answering to someone, because these people are all puppets working for someone, and most will never speak out against their handlers, the people who pay them, or the people who made them….and I don’t think they’d ever go against what their assigned teams tell them to do….

But I am a skeptic…and I am not focusing on what is important, which is a hot bodied Miley being edgy and showing that hot body that we’ve all seen before, but that is still fun to look at, because there’s not enough of this professionally shit being produced for free, all these girls just sell this shit on OnlyFans and that takes the purity out of it and makes it transactional…and that cheapens the whole experience…

This was for INTERVIEW MAGAZINE where she’s being interviewed by Metallica…..

The photos are by a photographer named BRIANNA CAPOZZI who may or may not sue me for posting this amazingness because people don’t like me….even though I like their pics! HATERS!

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Miley Cyrus is wearing a Jailbait T-Shirt, because I guess she’s reminiscing of a time when she was Jailbait, and the industry fucking loved her for it, you know rebranding her into this 18 year old naked and scandalous every chance that she could get because that’s what the people wanted at the time…you weren’t shit unless you were sexual, perverted, half naked….and with that…created a generation primed and ready for OnlYFans exclusive content projects…because you may not believe this but there was a time when girls weren’t naked for profit, or naked for free…they just weren’t naked unless you took them on a date and put work into it…WHERE IS THE FUN IN THAT.

The point of the story is that no longer jailbait cuz she’s like 40 at this point, is still pretty hot in her pussy hugging shorts.

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I just did a Noah Cyrus post and it would be unfair to Miley if I didn’t outshine Noah’s under titty, nipple covered with an emoji, in what look like a huge pair of skimpy panties pulled up to her neck….because Miley’s the real star of the family and as much as the sister tries her best, Miley’s out there helping her promote and do her thing, more out of sympathy than out of thinking there will ever be a time that Noah outshines her…and if there was, Miley would probably be happy about it, because she’s already made so much stupid money and the whole celebrity thing seems exhausting….so she could pass off the torch…maybe Miley encouraging Noah is just to take some of the pressure off Miley, so taht she can go back to the simple things like masturbating on her money all day.

ANYWAY, Miley is a revolutionary, if you consider the trendwatchers at Disney turning her into a TUMBLR girl, which is where the nudes used to be posted up, revolutionary. I do…because I know once Miley did it, droves of women around her age hopped onto the “SHOW MY CUNT ON THE INTERNET” because the whole future self thing disappeared….since getting naked on the internet is thrilling…or must be thrilling for the girls involved and the pervs like me jacking off to it.

The point is, Miley’s on stage, pulling her skirt up, showing her ass in thigh highs, and this kind of thing is what I’d want to smother me until cardiac arrest…you know if we’re all going to die from our lungs being blown out…my make a wish foundation request is that my lungs get blown out by Miley’s ass…DISNEY ARE YOU LISTENING…let’s make my final moments the true happiest place on earth….just make sure you don’t swap Miley out for a Drag Queen Miley Impersonator…cuz that will ruin my suffocating on her ass vision and turn it all into a very gay, testicle filled, nightmare…I probably deserve…

Let’s hope no one is dying here, but if you were to die, do it to Miley’s ass, it’s great.

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Here’s some Miley eating some Fried Chicken because she’s southern like that, despite probably promoting veganism incessantly when she was a vegan, since none of these idiots are consistent, their messaging completely contradictory and confusing, because they are shells of humans, who push whatever they are told to push….

I guess she hasn’t got the Memo that the future is not so bright for meat eaters, but at the same time, that will never apply to her, because she’s one of their ambaassadors, heroes, front people, puppets, agenda pushers….who pretends to be edgy and anti establishment, but who is the fucking establishment….

The good news is that I find Miley hot…and she’s got mini short shorts on with her tits in a crop top…looking a little thicker than usual…but so are most people…I go outside and this COVID shit has made so many people FAT AS FUCK..

The tragedy in all this is not seeing how fat her pussy’s got…where is that cameltoe hiding..

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