There was a time when Miley rebranded herself from her Hannah Montana form to this edgy hipster who gets half naked on the internet or fully naked on the internet like she was a tumblr girl of the generation…which is a tactic used to keep her fan base riding this train with her….because if she stayed some Hannah Montana weirdo who reminds me of this guy I knew in my 20s who still worked as a camp councillor, and he wasn’t even into it for weird sexual predator reasons, which would have been more understanding, even if I dont support that kind of thing….but being a mid 20 year old super excited about spending summers running the music program at summer camp like he’s still a 13 year old…is uncomfortable.

So yeah, if she played the bubbly Disney kid, the fans they spent millions building would go onto be whores on the internet, leaving Miley behind and that’s BAD investment….

So make her an edgy tormented, “I don’t give a fuck” tumblr hipster who gets naked and then she’ll be their leader…

Which means, Miley has a lot to do with all the nudes you have access to today…the OnlyFans girls, the cam girls, the naked girls on reddit, she normalized it as a celebrity and was the first to do it, so bow down to the fucking queen.

Sure she got married and boring, stopped the nudes, but she’s back and I like it.

BIG Miley Nude Fan over here….she can do no wrong…she is important and these must be from her hot shoot that dropped last week by a talented photographer bringing the nudes in a fun way, the way they are supposed to be BROUGHT.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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