Miley Cyrus may not have worn a bikini to the pool party she went to this weekend, but she did may up for it by jacking her romper up her harder than it was a Hip Hop penis, because that’s what happens when your pants are connected to your shirt and your vagina is loose thanks the the execs at Disney getting at her at a young age…from being whored out by her parents, and now being whored out by herself, and I’m a fan of all her tight body does, even if these shorts are making me think there’s a little more meat in the sandwich than you paid for, not always a good thing.

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