Everyone is talking about Miley Cyrus. From Teddy Bear advocates who feel she has violated Teddy Bears by making them into PG-13, uncensored dance partners on MTV…because clearly they’ve never seen teddy based porn where teddy either has a strap on or gets cummed on…to everyone on my fucking Facebook feed.

It’s at the point of annoying because of a few simple things…twerking is mainstream, college girls all twerk so Miley wasn’t shitting on black culture, she was just being a typical Disney chick…but more importantly it wasn’t hot…if anything…her twerk in and of itself was a shameful fucking twerk and that is what parents of her fans should really be appalled by…that and the lack of camel toe on her skinny little Beiber body…

Here’s her dance from another angle and it’s pretty fucking bad.

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