Miley Cyrus For the VMAs of the Day

2013

Aug

In the event you don’t watch the internet, the VMAs were on last night, Miley Cyrus grabbed at her vagina so many times you’d think she had a yeast infection, or maybe just some sores from being penetrated by the black community, a penetration that has lead her to exploit their culture through dance…..

So MTV had their “underground”, not so hip, super mainstream Brooklyn award show that grown adults shouldn’t watch but do… and Miley Cyrus kept it shocking with her shitty pop music career…while grinding up on Alan Thicke’s son…and simulating sex with a foam hand…

We really shouldn’t even be watching the VMAs because in the grand scheme of the world, they don’t matter. The fact that any of these people being nominated are even there is a fucking trophy and they don’t need another one to be acknowledged as the best of the 1 percent they already are. If anything, we should put them in a cage to fight for the death, like the puppets of the past, they work of us and I’m tired of them not realizing it….so as it stands now, it’s not a real competition..and we shouldn’t care about these people regardless.

But Miley did shake her ass like a slut…so maybe there is quality television after all…

Either way, Miley loves hip hop, probably literally, via her vagina and hip hop loves Miley because she pays them. Not to mention she twerks like a white girl with a white girl ass twerks…to shitty music and she does it out in the public, with no shame, because spoiled brat rich kids who have been coddled all their lives don’t realize people are laughing at them…..and even when people laugh at them on their quest to be different, to stand out, to be an individual who shock the world…cuz Disney starlets aren’t supposed to shake their asses like black girls in the club…they don’t even care because so many more people around them are telling them how great they are…

So the world hates, Miley Celebrates, and we are left with a smutty performance that needed more cameltoe…here are some GIFs…of the Future…my favorite part is when she sniffs the black ass like we’re at the dog park…porn to me.