Miley Cyrus made some dramatic video of her escape from her burning home…..you know so stressful that she had to show the world her thonged ass…because we live in a world where you have to show your fucking uterus to get noticed, even when you’re a star..

How does that make the girls just trying to compete and make themselves famous feel? I mean it must be pretty annoying that their tactics of ass flashing have been picked up and taken by the mainstream and made into their own marketing campaigns…

You’d think at Miley’s level of success and importance…she wouldn’t have to full retard herself down to get attention…but maybe being a rich kid who craves attention this is exactly what she likes showing the world as a representation of herself..

I don’t have the answers, but it is pretty shameless…

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Miley Cyrus is out there in an outfit that hugs her pussy so tightly, it’s like she’s it’s mom and sending it off to the vietnam war, knowing it will likely ever come back, or maybe it’s like a wife during the Civil War, hugging her husband goodbye after she just packed up some freshly made bread for her husband to eat when he marches out to die….leaving her with their thirteen kids on their farm….

What I am saying is that shit is tight, suffocating, the kind of pants a tranny would wear to try to kill off it’s dick the ethical way, rather than having it surgically split open and turned into a pussy….

The nice thing about Miley’s tight outfit, is knowing hat her actual pussy looks like then cross referencing it with her tight pants…it’s like a parlor trick….a “What pussy matches what pussy definition” the game show game…

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Short shorts jacked so far into Miley Cyrus you’d think they were Stella Maxwell’s fists back when Miley pretended to be a lesbian for her TUMBLR Porn image…that her Disney Team created by searching the internet and figuring out that if we have a young puppet that has a fan base…and the kids like tumblr porn…we could use this puppet…to create tumblr porn…and the shock factor of a Disney Kid…basically walking around with her vagina exposed alone will be huge PR…so much earned Media..we will sell tickets, albums and make hits…and that’s what they did…

Now Miley has to navigate having already exhausted her whole being wild and fun and even interesting at least to perverts who like young naked starlets, because if you’re gonna have a starlet you might as well have a naked one, it makes the pop music they shit out easier to digest…and jerk off to…..

Well, this is her now, after we’ve all seen her twat…boring, suburban, rich…but if you look hard enough – hard nippled with some pussy definition..and that’s what it’s all about…and by it I mean Miley’s post-Disney existence…

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The beautiful thing about fitness gear, whether it’s actually for fitness, or for girls wearing it to look fashionable, in tight clothing, to look like they are into fitness, but don’t actually do fitness, you know to show off their bodies….is when the tight pants get jacked up in their vaginas…showing the world their pussy definition like they were the Webster Dictionary….even when the fitness gear is on Miley who has a vagina we have already seen…and loved…in all its staged, contrived, produced nude tumblr bullshit…that was all a lie because Miley is just a performer who does what she’s told…

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Miley Cyrus reminds me of my diabetes neuropathic issues have caused me to not feel. I am just one senseless, insensitive asshole with cement blocks for feet…because her name stars with My and when I read it that’s the first thing that comes to mind…but I guess it also reminds me of my debilitating grade IV hemorrhoid that could be a fissure from some terrible food poisoning I got after eating stripper ass three years ago…..

It doesn’t remind me of a social scene jacker who manipulated the world being a calculated Disney Kid weirdo….creating a scandal people bought into…being edgy and racy and hip…despite it being all lies…except for the our seeing her pussy part which was all real…real good…

And now she’s back to Jesus, back to her husband, back to normal life, being 10 percent of her weird to maintain those fans, while pushing the fact she’s country harder than her god mother Dolly Parton pushes her tits in Pigeon Forge to get get people on her damn roller coaster…right..

She’s in a sports bra – basic white girl hustle…

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Disney kid, wild child, who is probably very fucking boring in her identity crisis of a Disney kid, branded to be relevant, cool, hip, edgy, which at the time she was doing it was what all the girls were doing, taking a titty out approach, acting like a tumblr cam girl or sex worker, all because she was recently single and fucking ready to bring it…

Miley Cyrus…the dream really, only cuz I’ve seen her pussy, her actual pussy, countless times, like she was a retard on swim day at the institution…a stunted attention seeker, or great marketer, who basically realized “so if i pull my pants down and show my pussy, I’ll make 100 million dollars, dope, sign it up, lock it in”….

Well, she decided country had more legacy, was more lasting, and that Dolly Parton was her god mother, so she instead went wholesome for a minute….until easter and the old Nipple Miley was back, because people liked that Miley and don’t care for country Miley…even though she’s still doing the Country Thing…no Coachella for her…just StageCoach…people…but NO CHELLA doesn’t mean…no Shameless Titty pics..

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