The most interesting thing about Miley Cyrus is not that she’s some hipster shape shifting weirdo who went off the deep end and became this colorful real life tumblr account thanks to her management…positioning it as her finding herself…when really it was her finding an angle to market herself…because weed doesn’t turn people into NEON loving new-hippies naked and living the MEME life…it’s just weed…but interesting angle…considering how many records it sold, how much money it made, before she scaled the fuck back and turned normal, with just a few weirdo tattoos to remind her of the day she scammed her fans…because she’s a vapid Disney kid and all they know is how to be dancing monkeys that get paid…

The interesting thing about Miley Cyrus is her mom, who looks like a strip club waitress, or stripper, that got knocked up a month or two after Achy Breaky Heart was released and who stuck the fuck around and rode it out as hard as she could with Billy Ray because he brought the good life…and she had commodities to raise…

Hanna Montana yo…she’s got the EARNER money Making Pussy…from getting rich dude cum in it, to making rich girls with that cum…briliant…

Well, they are togetehr in Malibu…Miley in a Bikini top because it’s summer and she’s fit and looking’ good…and Mom in a T-shirt with her fake tits…also looking good because if she didn’t Billy Ray, who likely fucks other trashy girls, it’s the Southern rich trash way….living the AMerican Dream.

Here she is doing YOGA…EROTIC…

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Miley Cyrus is no longer this crazed mentally unstable, half naked, out of control at least seemingly out of control because it was good for marketing, pop star from Disney…she’s a non-weed smoking sophisticated song writer who wants to be taken seriously, so she’s no longer publicly doing puppet shows with her twat, but instead…just wearing a bikini like a basic white girl…magic…but not really…I prefer seeing the pussy.

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A reminder that all things in Hollywood are bullshit…..

I never bought into her hipster, outrageous, always naked, being obscene and vulgar, I knew she was just a puppet selling out to the crowd because these idiots are all about money…making money…never enough money…

I know she’s pretending she’s an artist, maybe her being single was the what made her go crazy….

She is in a bikini the whole video, and it’s just not as edgy, hot, interesting, weird as it once was…she actually looks sloppy and like she’s given up….which I guess she has…

There’s a bit of cameltoe which is what I like to reduce self involved songs and lazy videos…to…

Look out for the CAMELTOE and mute this shit….unless you want to hear her sing to her fiance about wriitng songs next to him…lazy…garbage…nonsense…

I listen to old country music…a lot…and this isn’t country…this is a hollywood raised Disney kid pretending to be Country while singing about how entitled she is.

Fuck that NOISE…MUTE

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Miley Cyrus may be a full of shit, poser, hipster being edgy….Disney kid, just pulling off nonsense to try to sell product, mocking what was going on in the world…and re-branding the candy-coated version of it…

But she still showed her tits, and bush, and all that other stuff to connect with her fns, to be edgy, to send some message and it influenced a lot of young girls to follow her lead and get topless, and naked and grow bush – my favorite – while being edgy, or bringing an aesthetic to the mainstream that was a little sleazy, a little porn, a little creep…all colorful and magical….

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Here’s a funny story, Miley Cyrus, a corporately sponsored dancing puppet owned by the Disney Corporation, who is constantly promoting brands, running campaigns, selling merch and product…feels that Christmas is excessively greedy, and materialistic, and should be spent giving the gift of love, and by love she means download all her christmas songs for 1 dollar each on itunes, because her and her team get to keepy 66 cents of each download, and if you get 1,000,000 downloads on Christmas, that’s 666,666 dollars…in one day…so that she can continue to not be materialistic or promote bullshit you don’t need…like the dancing puppet she is…

Call me the grinch but “Christmas” always makes me feel deeply sad. It is filled with so much excessiveness & greed… I just hope everyone gives the gift of love and acceptance this year to not only their own family but those around the globe who don’t get everything they wished for due to life’s unfair circumstances! My parents always made Christmas about others and I hope you find it in your heart to do the same!

These people are fucking delusional…from their big old houses with rooms they don’t use….gotta spend that money somewhere…right…

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Miley Cyrus’s cameltoe is annoying colored leggings have lost their allure – because she shameless put herself out there like a little rich kid rebelling – trying to piss off her parents with some secret tumblr account – or cam girl account – that was actually her mainstream music career branded to be edgy / hipster cool / naked…it was what was going on in the market, so I’ve seen her pussy a bunch of times…and a cameltoe…is apparently only exciting when the pussy eating the pants isn’t a pussy I can google to see free-standing without pants in the way of slit…

But she’s still Miley Cyrus, not too old to not jerk off to, if you have a Miley fetish and haven’t had too much of her screaming for attention during the last album and tour…and I guess with her whole being on The Voice…and I haven’t because I know Disney kids aren’t authentic, so their pussy flashing – is just marketing hook – which is the kind of infomercial level marketing tool I can get behind and ideally under – so that it can pee on my face.

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It’s Miley Cyrus’ birthday, she’s 12, at least in the mind of her pervert fans and her whole marketing angle the last few years – where she was all teen angst because her team of trendwatchers told her “this is what the kids want, let’s milk it, exploit it, and cash in” because truth is she’s totally disconnected from reality – as she’s been sold off to the Disney Corp since she was 12 – her one hit wonder dad and sugar baby mom knew they had a gold mind that crawled out of that pussy – and I guess to celebrate – she’s looking to her own pussy to see if it’s got any gold for her to put neon, weed pasties, sparkles and memes on to cash the fuck in on – as she does…

She’s apparently a judge on The Voice now, because that’s what media whores do – anything they can to get noticed…and to her credit – at least she’s skinny, can sing, and most importantly, gets naked because it’s current and trendy and needed to make her lie seem legit…

That said…this yoga birthday pussy stare would be better if it was one of her nude sleazy hipster photoshoots…

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When it comes to Yoga…I can usually try to jerk off to it, even just a little because of Flexibility…and my love for jerking off in public to half naked women in tight clothing bending in the weirdest of ways….until I am asked to stop staring at them by either a cop, but usually security…as apparently Yoga studios are private property and you’re not allowed to masturbate in them – when you’re not a member….FASCISTS…it’s always these people pretending to be spiritually enlightened, relaxed, vegan and zen….but they’re always the most uptight motherfuckers…who can’t handle a little relaxation from a dude who is less about sniffing my own asshole…and more about busting a fucking nut…

No I don’t know if this is Miley doing actual YOGA, the last time I tried to touch my toes was when I dropped a 20 in a bar and I needed it to pay for either a blowjob or a lap dance or a drink….I’m not an expert on these fitness things…but I am an expert, or as much of an expert as you need to be to know that if Miley really wanted to, and the public MILEY we know and love despite being annoying, and probably not the actual Miley…can totally piss in her own mouth, or better eat a load dripping out of her mouth…but will most likely only eat her period like these period artists do…it proves they are feminist.

Point being is authentic or not, she’s a hollywood puppet, this girl can bend…and that is all she really needs to be able to do for me to appreciate her….because once she starts talking…it all changes…but this here..right now…is perfet..

One more time…

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