It’s Miley Cyrus’ birthday, she’s 12, at least in the mind of her pervert fans and her whole marketing angle the last few years – where she was all teen angst because her team of trendwatchers told her “this is what the kids want, let’s milk it, exploit it, and cash in” because truth is she’s totally disconnected from reality – as she’s been sold off to the Disney Corp since she was 12 – her one hit wonder dad and sugar baby mom knew they had a gold mind that crawled out of that pussy – and I guess to celebrate – she’s looking to her own pussy to see if it’s got any gold for her to put neon, weed pasties, sparkles and memes on to cash the fuck in on – as she does…

She’s apparently a judge on The Voice now, because that’s what media whores do – anything they can to get noticed…and to her credit – at least she’s skinny, can sing, and most importantly, gets naked because it’s current and trendy and needed to make her lie seem legit…

That said…this yoga birthday pussy stare would be better if it was one of her nude sleazy hipster photoshoots…

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