Miley Cyrus has pretty much peaked. It’d be hard for her to top the cash grab she grabbed the last album and tour – and she’s really put her entire self out there – vagina bush and all – only to fade into obscurity – almost forgotten but still Miley Cyrus…until now, when she’s doing media for Elle US being tame and boring….and possibly in a see through dress…but definitely not the novelty act the perverts of America and the teen hipsters who think she’s TUMBLR COOL – because she ripped off TUMBLR to be cool…are looking for…

It’s just where can she go from here…she’s obviously always going to make money – and will continue to exist – but there’s nothing more eventful that she can bring your life…so she might as well be dead…

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New weird fetish – Miley Cyrus mouth on her social media – because when you’re into Miley Cyrus, the character she created for her tour, all naked all the time, but she hasn’t been in character since the tour ended, allowing her to go back to being the actual Miley Cyrus who doesn’t actually know who that person is, but is definitely more boring that when the dancing monkey starts dancing as her management dangles money in front of her face….

But her mouth…that shit is weird enough to jerk off to…

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Miley Cyrus looks well rested and normal – because her whole Miley Cyrus nude hipster from tumblr who liked crazy patterns and weird and obscure cartoon things – like Emojis and prosthetic tits – trying to claim being feminist, activist and it really connected to the kids who follow her – since kids these days are so fucking shallow and exposed to pop culture, pop music, and love everything about it – when I remember a time when the cool kids discounted that shit, wouldn’t be caught dead at the shit – but the media industry has won…they have Josie and the Pussycat-ed us – with social media and constant reminders – making a girl semi relatable – semi cool – forcing the world to think she’s legit, an artist and not the Disney trained media expert fucking you all out of your money and time – listening to her music she is….why? Because the people who think of her as cool or an artist are just as shallow and vapid as she is. The same kind of girl taking a selfie on the toilet and writing something dark and ironic about shitting out their soul or something – while cutting themselves to act like they have depth…but really they are just bullshit mall shoppers.

It’s all a lie…

What isn’t a lie is that this barely a farm girl, yet rocks a southern accent, despite having been raised in LA and trained to make accents in acting school after her parents sold her off….loves playing up the inbred hick thing and not just with her face, but also with pigs….she’s feeding in a bikini….

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I hate saying that Miley Cyrus was a brilliant marketer and manipulator a couple of years ago when she decided to take on the Youth market in a relevant enough way….because I felt as an outsider that every move she made was a fucking lie, was a fucking rip off, was stealing from a generation of kids…and I am convinced that if the internet didn’t make everyone the fucking same basic idiot – it would have never been generally accepted…

But kids, the youth or as Ivanka Trump calls them, Millennials are really fucking literal, they have no concept of what is real, they love commercialized shit, and they don’t try to fight the system, but rather let the system track their every move and distract them with Pokemon or Miley Cyrus or some shit….

So she pulled this edgy, tits out, which is what all these mainstream, who act like they are anti-mainstream, but who if they lived in my generation, would be in GAP khakis not sucking dick at parties, even if it wasn’t actually her….

And now she’s back to her homebody self, showing off tit, that is probably pregnant tits, because she’s all engaged and boring as shit…but her bathing suit, that shit’s still got remnants of the style she raped, pillaged and made a pile of money from…

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I think it is important to celebrate Miley cyrus whenever she brings out her character Miley after putting it in storage when she went back to her future husband to live the semi normal life on their pile of money – because like all these other idiots – she is also a media manipulator – totally not authentic – fake tumblr weird – but naked – which makes any and all intentions irrelevant so long as she’s naked…

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Everyone who is anyone knows that Miley Cyrus is a young genius, who has a team of young geniuses, with a capacity to identify the morons of the world and exploit the fuck out of them, taking their money, filling their stadiums, like some kind of evangelical…in a faithless, religionless world of dumb, vapid assholes…

So part of her campaign, or fake persona is a weed smoking, nipple freeing, tumblr feminist…and she’s figured out the classic “nudity in reflection” that was huge on EBAY listings years ago…with a little “see my nipples, but not in a shameless way the evil hired censors will notice”…not like they’d delete Miley’s account, apps NEED celebs using them to be relevant…losing miley would be bad business, not that Zuckerberg cares…he’s already bigger than god…doing the whole exploit idiots by giving them basic digital social tools and a platform to do it.

What a scam…

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I just checked out Miley Cyrus on instagram to see if she still exists…

Apparently, she does…

It’s funny how we can be overexposed to some of these idiots, we get them shoved down our throat all fucking day – every fucking day… and then zero..or barely anything…except her getting her planets wrong.

I think it has something to do a PR team pushing her nonsense, or maybe how ADD we are and how much we don’t care about anything or anyone…for more than 10 seconds….

So Miley was everything – now she’s nothing – but a brat sitting on pile money…

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