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2016

12

Sep

Miley Cyrus FOR ELLE US of the Day

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Miley Cyrus has pretty much peaked. It’d be hard for her to top the cash grab she grabbed the last album and tour – and she’s really put her entire self out there – vagina bush and all – only to fade into obscurity – almost forgotten but still Miley Cyrus…until now, when she’s doing media for Elle US being tame and boring….and possibly in a see through dress…but definitely not the novelty act the perverts of America and the teen hipsters who think she’s TUMBLR COOL – because she ripped off TUMBLR to be cool…are looking for…

It’s just where can she go from here…she’s obviously always going to make money – and will continue to exist – but there’s nothing more eventful that she can bring your life…so she might as well be dead…

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