Noah Cyrus is one of those ugly chicks who turns herself into some sort of art project, by making herself uglier, which is not actual art because art doesn’t exist, especially at her level of celebrity family and richness, since I believe the struggle is what makes an artist…

She’s definitely got a fucked up face, so why not make it more fucked up by shaving off the eyebrows and getting face injections that make you look like some kind of muppet or team mascot costume.

If you put on a sheer dress, showing of the uneventful, even though they are Miley’s sister’s tits, which probably wouldn’t matter, since we can see Miley tits with the help of google or IMPORTANT cultural sites like this.

She’s got a pair of white panties on too, since I guess she doesn’t want the world to see her neo vagina labia dangling..

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Noah Cyrus is getting the idea that she’s not very attractive. She’s done a high concept “BROWN PAPER BAGGING”. of herself, like bitch works at the high end grocery store, only she’s a rich kid so she doesn’t actually work at all…her dad is Achy Breaky Billy Ray sold his other daughter to Disney, so they’re all set…but that doesn’t mean the butterface is any less butter….

The reality is it’s not really doing her any favors, since her body’s pretty butter too, but you know I appreciate a woman who crops the face out of things knowing she’s not appealing when the face is in the things, rather than being ugly and empowered about it, let the world know you know what we know and that you’re a doggy style kind of one night stand not so much a missionary…

Her tits are exposed in her see through top, those nipples, like saucers for your tea cup…

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In this era of tranny, I am pretty into staring at pussy definition, I mean I always was, but it’s actually so important in this era…

Whether in athletic pants or shorts, jeans pulled up into the cunt, or bikinis if I’m lucky….I do. a cameltoe post on the regular and I do a tight pant post which is basically a cameltoe adjacent post on the regular because the fatness of a pussy lip excites me more than a braless tit or cleavage….

This cameltoe or pussy definition fetish means that I embrace all biological pussy, even if it’s on a girl who’s made her face look tranny with the injections since it didn’t start off cute, I am non discriminatory, even though not all pussy definition is created equally…

So here’s Miley’s ugly sister showing minor toe and its better than a set of balls with a wig on, so I’ll take it.

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Noah Cyrus is apparently engaged, that’s some exciting Noah Cyrus news that I am amazed that I even know, since like the rest of the world, her family included, I ignore Noah Cyrus and when I see her, I say “oh hey, where’s Miley”….which I assume her future husband also does, but in a more subtle way, because when you’re a Cyrus in the shadow of Miley, anyone giving you attention, no matter how talented, interesting, cool, amazing, good at sucking dick or taking it up the ass as you re, is there to get closer to the top dog in the family, FACTS.

To try to draw attention to herself, because Miley wasn’t available to give her sister a handout thanks to feeling sorry for her because she gets all the attention in the family, Noah took a different approach, and that was to wear a sheer top to show off her torpedo looking tit, NIP included, to off-set that really weird looking face….

I support all tit in marketing, especially of celebrity siblings who are broken on the inside because they are celebrity siblings…

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Noah Cyrus is like the premise of any good old fashioned incest porn in the 70s, where the sister the dad doesn’t molest because she’s less appealing, goes out into the world with a complex about how even her own dad won’t fuck her because her sister gets all his attention and semen, forcing her to take on as many dicks as she can in hopes of finding validation….

You know ugly duckling sister syndrome thanks to having Miley Cyrus as the sister she has to try to live up to, but never will, there are too few Miley’s out there, and all Noah can do is just ride the association to Miley which makes her more important than you and me, but that probably eats away at whatever is left of her everytime she says “do you know who my sister is?”…

She’s recently engaged, probably to a guy trying to get closer to Miley, or even Billy Ray, since you know he’s not there for her, she’s just the OPEN DOOR to all his dreams….

So like all recently engaged girls, she posting up half naked selfies…

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I don’t know if Noah Cyrus has bolt on tits, she’s rich enough to get bolt on tits, but I’m sure she’s just fat and in a push up bra, but really when it comes to Noah Cyrus, the celebrity sister who was or should be locked in the basement, but who instead is let out to pretend she’s a talented singer from a talented song and dance family, which she very well may be, but all that’s lost when looking at her weirdly mutant face she’s not doing any favors for when rocking white eyebrows and eyelashes in some kind of fashion trend that should definitely end.

I am into Miley Cyrus, her big teeth and all, so by default I like the idea of Noah Cyrus, the sister in the shadow of such a bright shining star, but unfortunately, Noah Cyrus makes that fetish more a struggle, because the idea of all her feelings of inadequacy and never being good enough are hot, until you look at her and see that she clearly thinks she’s hot and a person of her own, which is not the kind of down in the dumps sister of celebrity I want…but I’ll still look at the tit, because why not…it’s tit.

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Like 99 percent of the population besides the really overly extreme Billy Ray Cyrus fans, who never took their ACHY BREAKY mullets out of the 90s and despite the mullet being a cool hairdo in 2023, just not for extreme Billy Ray Cyrus fans who are now 30 years older
and 30 years fucking werider….

I don’t keep up to speed on the whereabouts or DOINGS of Noah Cyrus, the freakishly UGLY Cyrus, who unfortunately doesn’t give me the celebrity sister fetish boners I need, because she’s freakishly ugly…

So I don’t know hen her thonged ass being shaken is from, I just know it happened.

It could be a tribute to her sister bringing the TWERK to the AMERICAN pop music listening demographic. The Disney Kid followers turned 18 and whorish….or it could just be modern day content production of a rich kid, bored and seeking validation.

I do know that there is what looks to be VISIBLE asshole, something you’d want from a thong, especially on ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG THURSDAY!

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Noah Cyrus is pretty lucky that her sister is the hot Miley Cyrus, who people like to think isn’t hot because when she opens her mouth she sounds like a scary dude you’d meet in the subway station, excitedly trying to get you to give him 2 dollars for a bus ticket, or a place to spend the night, or a warm meal…you know she sounds like a homeless crackhead, which makes her ripped and oftentimes naked body all the weirder to jerk off to….

But yeah, if Miley’s sister wasn’t Miley’s sister and was just some chick named Janine from somewhere in Idaho, she’d either be a shitty fat lazy cam girl getting paid, or she’d be working down at the local SUBWAY SANDWICH shop doing SANDWICH ARTS to support her meth addiction…..and I know you’re thinking she’s too fat for METH…welll fuck you, that’s fat shaming, fats can be meth addicts too you discriminator…

Anyway, since she’ got the celebrity affiliation, the famous one-hit-wonder dad, this Attack of the trolls selfie may in fact be a screenshot from a B-movie they sold to Netflix called Attack of the Trolls…

But it could also just be a product of being the secondary sister no one likes, that everyone finds pretty gross, who is arguably a more talented singer that Miley, but who will never be Miley, but who Miley will try to lift up on her shoulders to help her shine, but who will never shine quite as bright as Miley, so instead she’ll just have to ride the family name as hard as she can until she dies of sadness or does straight up porn to standout down the line….

Either way, I won’t hate on a panty selfie, NOT even a bootleg AMATEUR….LOOOKIN GOOD SWEETHEART one..

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Noah Cyrus is at fashion week, or at least what I assume is fashion week, the last thing I do is pay attention to when fashion weeks are because I’m basically homeless and think this shit is all a cash grab scam targeted at idiots with too much money, or too much to try to prove….DON’T FALL FOR IT…

But when you’re the kind of person with access to these events, coupled with being a person who wants to get noticed for being their own person instead of a sidenote on their sister’s wikipedia page, it’s a good opportunity to get noticed in ridiculous fashionable outfits.

It’s almost like trolling, but with tits out, because people notice tits, so Noah Cyrus has realized this basic human intinct and is owning the troll….with her tits.

Yesterday she posted a A SHEER DRESS – TIT VISIBLE today….tit basically out….

Fashion…what a joke, but idiots fall for it…It’s just unfortunate that her tits are shit and I know what you’re thinking, all tits are tits, they don’t need to be created equally to warrant being stared at, which is precisely why I am doing this dumpy unimpressive titty post, but that doesn’t mean I don’t expect better or more out of a tit when it’s born and raised in wealth, celebrity and luxury, even if it’s more of the “eat with the servants”, keep her in the basement or back garden shed, in the shadows and out of the way from their star, you’d want better tits.

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Noah Cyrus is the ugly sister of Miley Cyrus, which would likely make living in her shadow more painful…

You know, other sisters of celebrities have been forced into the shadows of their mnore famous siblings, but at least when people would tell them they were cute, or that they had talent or something to offer, it was a little more believable…even though you know these people likely hate themselves no matter how hard they pretend they don’t….

I mean people hate themselves after watching too many influencer instagram models on instagram on a luxury vacation they likely sucked dick to be on….so imagine being in that world, face to face, everyday…..sibling rivarly you can and will never win….no matter how much the parents try to build you up, or how hard you leverage the name, you know…you’re trash…not in the grand scheme of the world, they are elites, but in the home, where you’re supposed to feel safe and warm..

It’s the kind of thing that would make you feel the need to pull out your awkward titties on a mountaintop, all GOTH and DOUGHY….filled up muppet face…just trying to find the place in the world….not nearly as hot as when Miley first started pulling her tits out when trying to find her place outside Hannah Montana, but we didn’t expect that…she’s the half assed sister.

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