If you read this site, you probably know that I love Country music, it’s not a new thing for me like it was for that mooch fuck DIPLO, I’ve owned Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, Willy Nelson, Merle Haggard, Dolly Parton, Kenny Rogers, Waylon Jennings records for 25+ years..because it’s actual music, with real life story, and real emotion…this isn’t me saying I’m so country, it’s me saying, country is great…just not as great as Dollywood…but still pretty great.

Anyway, Noah Cyrus, despite being the weird looking sister who likely has a few too many face injections tried to breakout on the award show, or breakout of Miley’s shadow and she did it by pulling a MILEY CYRUS – showing up to the good old fashioned FAMILY VALUE institution of Country Music for a performance in a what looks like a THONG, but is just a skin colored leotard that’s been bedazzled to look like a thong…

I have consistently been indifferent on Noah Cyrus, even been mean on her for being some entitled rich kid, I am sure I’ve called her ugly, but she’s gone onto get some face injections and looks pretty good dressed like this….

She is part of country Royalty, Billy Ray may have been a joke to the mainstream, but he’s country’s own and a legend, so if she wasn’t able to deliver at the COUNTRY MUSIC AWARDS, it’d be a “What the fuck are you even doing with your life Noah”…but she delivered…this is her breakout as far as I’m concerned…far better than Ashley Simpon’s on SNL when she tried to do her version of following the sister’s footsteps…

This doesn’t mean I won’t still hate on her, that’s part of my charm…

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Everyone’s least favorite CYRUS, including the brother who’s some meth trailer park dwelling, rob the convenience store for cough syrup and beef jerky looking motherfucker, NOAH….who unlike the ark builder or the great grandson of Enoch, is not a legend in the making, but rather a low tier clickbaiter who uses her last name, access, money to manipulate the world into following her and thinking she’s got something to offer…

This is the main problem with celebrity, it’s that the kids and siblings of celebrity feel entitled or more qualified to be celebrities than they probably should, but then again, maybe they are better suited to be celebrities thanks to living that life by proxy, especially since every girl of all ages is out here trying to be a celebrity too, using the same tactics and publicity stunts and nudity…only getting a fraction of the views because no one gives a fuck about them when they can get the level celebrity experience from someone who hangs with actual celebrities and may even feature those celebrities on their feed…

You know 90 percent of Noah Cyrus’ followers, maybe even 99% are only there to see Miley, so as she gets naked for likes and follows and attentions, the people are thinking “where are the Miley Cameos, that’s why we are here”….because Miley despite not being all that hot, is hot to me and obviously super fucking famous, or at least famous enough for her troll sister to think she is famous…you the residual effect….

She’s in a bikini and probably doesn’t know she’s ugly because you know you have to over hype the shadow dweller in the family so they don’t kill themselves…

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It is no secret that Noah Cyrus looks like an abortion that survived, you know the kind of girl who’s mom took too many drugs and couldn’t quite give her what she needed while in the womb, maybe the mom was already tapped out because all the talent went to MILEY and this one was more of an afterbirth that was left inside the womb before a used condom worked it’s way up into the womb, giving it a chance at becoming human…..you know inclusivity shit….

She’s not hot, she’s likely not very talented, but probably thinks she’s hotter and more talented than she is, because luckily the DIRTY DAIRY DRINKER, has been coddled, spoiled and given consistent affirmations to offset the fact that just because her sister who is so beyond famous, doesn’t mean she’s not better than the peasants of the world….because they aren’t rich…

The trying really hard, all made up, lips done, face done, but her ass clearly not done, it’s looking flat as fuck, but the star of this picture is the pussy mound she’s exposing…in what looks like a Chastity Belt..maybe enforced by her parents to keep her pussy in her damn pants…so this is her barely keeping her dick in her pants….and it’s a fucking weird look, for a weird girl…who probably isn’t that weird – but may like to tell people just how weird she is to offset how bullshit she is…

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Noah Cyrus is on a boat in a bikini being “racy”….because that’s how people get views to their content now and I am into it, as a concept, not always in practice…but even with a barely racy, non-hot Noah Cyrus, I’d rather see her being “racy”….than not…at least she’s trying, I’m just not sure what she’s trying…

SO despite the disgust of everyone out there who thinks she looks more like an abortion that survived….you know like an uglier version of Miley, and not just because she doesn’t have the fame, fortune and success of Miley, but because she’s uglier than Miley…even with her face injections….

She’s still out here mooching off Miley, their last name and the fact that people are only interested in her because they are interested in Miley. I mean Miley is a huge star….making it a recipe for this one feeling inadequate, doing bad things, all to compete because no one likes being the loser, except maybe me…I find peace in failing…

Anyway, Miley is her only angle….one that you know she probably has a love/hate relationship with, but she’s in a bikini on a boat, so I’ll stare…since it’s a bikini on a boat and I’d stare at much uglier disappointments than this in a bikini on a boat….because I don’t mind being a loser.

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I don’t think Noah Cyrus is hot, even with the face injections, she’s an ugly chick playing a hot chick, like 99 percent of girls of social media…it’s all lies…

She is better than the other ugly girls on social media trying to get attention through her nudity, half nudity, twerking….because she’s a CYRUS and in being a Cyrus she’s got access to anything she fucking wants in her privilege life….not just because of her sister and her dad who obviously had to give her all kinds of affirmations when Miley was getting famous and she remained the weaker sister…..so she’s got a lot of confidence on the surface, but I am sure a lot of feeling of inadequacies because clearly she’s rather be Miley, out here making music, doing shoots, being an influencer, pumped that Miley is her sister and she’s got that hook to get people to notice her, but probably self hating because of it….

She looks like Bunny The Goddess when she dances:

Only Bunny is way fucking cooler….

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Noah Cyrus is some troll bitch who was lucky enough to be born a Cyrus, sister of clickbait Miley and daughter of One Hit Wonder Billy Ray and some cocktail waitress he knocked up early into the Achy Breaky fame…

The reason she’s lucky to be a Cyrus is really because it puts her on the map for no reason beyond being a Cyrus. People only give a fuck about her because of her famous relatives, but luckily for her, that can eventually make her famous too….famous for nothing, sure, but that’s basically what this coddled generation is into…a song and dance viral hit and a 100 million dollar a year Youtube deal all for taking selfies reaffirms that for most of these idiots…and good for them…all that money validates what they already knew about themselves…not that Noah is in on that 100 million a year Youtube Money…but she’s of the same generation of entitled enough to cash in on just being herself.

Plus her family obviously spent a lot of time hyping her up, they call them positive affirmations, to off-set the fact that she’s the troll sister, the ugly one, the monster….in a way that she doesn’t know that she’s the troll sister, because they hyped her up that much…

So seeing her simulate getting fucked from behind is pretty standard fare for an attention seeker trying to breakout of the fame she’s got for being Miley’s Sister as she attempts to be more famous for her own accomplishments – like simulating sex on the internet…by some dude who’s just there because she’s a CYRUS and not because he find her hot….because like her, he wants those followers too…it’s a currency amongst idiots.

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Noah Cyrus posted up some weird topless pic, despite having shitty tits but more importantly no actual fans….at least you’d assume she had no actual friends until you see the image the nerds of the internet adjusted so we can see her full tit….then you have to ask yourself…who the fuck is adjusting pics of Noah Cyrus topless so that you can see her shitty nipple….

Then you remember that seeing anyone getting naked or half naked, even if youare just there for the sister, is better than seeing them clothed or not getting naked or half naked, because we are perverts.

My theory is if you’re going to follow any girl, no matter how ugly or depressing her story is….knowing that she’s rich, with famous family members she will never be as important, relevant or successful as, but that because of that has been told she’s great her whole fucking life, even though they knew she was pretty ugly, probably why they doubled down on building her confidence, so that she can try hard to make herself famous being edgy too….since looks are only part of the formula when being a slut on the internet for attention…since being the slut is the part we actually care about, the person doing the slutting is interchangeable…

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These rich kids from Hollywood are so disconnected from their HICK roots that created Achy Breaky Heart and set the family up for fucking life, that when they do their slutty cowgirl from the future, or is it a COWTHING now that everything must remain genderless…in a has COWBOY and COWGIRL gone WOKE?….I guess even if it didn’t she’s a fucking COWTHING…

The funny thing about Noah Cyrus is that she’s out here trying to be a celebrity, because I guess everyone thinks they are celebrities, it’s the era, and when you have a famous family, it’s easier for you to be famous too…even when looking as ugly as this…instead of just cruising off the perks of celebrity by being in the family, without having to do and share all your thoughts and images, save that for the famous one…

But yeah, the whole spoiled LA rich kid doing COUNTRY because COUNTRY is trendy now thanks to Diplo, even though Country has always been awesome…is basically some appropriation…that should make all the Cowboys out there mad or offended…but when you look like you belong in a barn like Noah’s face seems to imply you probably are too busy figuring out how to trap it so that it doesn’t get into the feed, than being offended by its outfit….

Either way, here’s Noah Cyrus trying real hard to be hot.

Here she is showing off her new car…

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Noah Cyrus and her new boyfriend Tamagashi 69, the bootleg Tekashi….you can tell by the dumb face tattoos….

Anyway, this is some weak ass social media content in a “look I fuck” or “look we just fucked” without any of the “FUCK” in it…it’s like we get it, people fuck, maybe you don’t fuck because you’re old, married and impotent….or some INCEL loser who can’t get pussy because you don’t understand the basic mechanisms of selling yourself, seducing women because you are just a fucking weirdo….but that should just be used to your advantage, do you realize how slutty girls are these days, how out of their mind perverted they are thanks to being raised on porn with some vile ass sexual shit being. normalized….like if you’re not getting laid in this ERA, you’ll never get laid…

That’s not the point, the point is that Noah Cyrus and TAMAGASHI 69, want you to know they fuck…..and since Noah Cyrus the titty holder is just some broken back-up dancer to her sister, the shadow that no one notices no matter how hard she tries….this could result in some Kim K level bootleg quality sex tape because finally she’s got dick that’s excited to be up in her because it means he can launch his career riding off the family coattails…

NO ONE is fucking NOAH CYRUS unless they are trying to get to BILLY RAY or MILEY and that is SCIENTIFIC fat…..

As someone who likes to see idiots getting taken advantage of by obvious clowns, I mean look at that hair…that’s some BOZO shit…he’s CLEARLY opportunistic in getting his dick wet from what I assume is Noah’s vagina, even though we have no proof she’s a fat chick and not a fat dude.

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I am having a hard time describing this Noah Cyrus face…

I know that you all hate her, but the trying to be edgy, face injected pile of cow dung that got struck by lightning after Billy Ray fucked it one night on their Tennessee ranch….so they named it Noah…like the Ark….saving all the animals by giving them hope that their dung, if fucked properly….can keep their species alive in some natural disaster…or dooms day strike….

But she’s got her nipple ring out…you know edgy, just not where you’d want edges on a girl so that they look less like the slop that they are…and more like something you’d want to fuck….

The rich and entitled, coddled, trying hard to be a celebrity, only known because of her sister who she doesn’t even look like she’s related to…not even like the retard sister with the brain injury…or Miley Cyrus went to space….but more like a dermoid cyst that was tended to and protected rather than thrown out in the biohazard bin at the clinic because Billy Ray had an incubator from raising ferrets that he could use to grow it into this….he always believed in her survival…from animal feces…or vaginal cysts with teeth…that dad instinct kicked in and her gave her a life man…he gave her a life..

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