Noah Cyrus is on a boat in a bikini being “racy”….because that’s how people get views to their content now and I am into it, as a concept, not always in practice…but even with a barely racy, non-hot Noah Cyrus, I’d rather see her being “racy”….than not…at least she’s trying, I’m just not sure what she’s trying…

SO despite the disgust of everyone out there who thinks she looks more like an abortion that survived….you know like an uglier version of Miley, and not just because she doesn’t have the fame, fortune and success of Miley, but because she’s uglier than Miley…even with her face injections….

She’s still out here mooching off Miley, their last name and the fact that people are only interested in her because they are interested in Miley. I mean Miley is a huge star….making it a recipe for this one feeling inadequate, doing bad things, all to compete because no one likes being the loser, except maybe me…I find peace in failing…

Anyway, Miley is her only angle….one that you know she probably has a love/hate relationship with, but she’s in a bikini on a boat, so I’ll stare…since it’s a bikini on a boat and I’d stare at much uglier disappointments than this in a bikini on a boat….because I don’t mind being a loser.

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