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2020

15

May

Noah Cyrus Nipple Ring of the Day

Noah Cyrus Nipple Ring

I am having a hard time describing this Noah Cyrus face…

I know that you all hate her, but the trying to be edgy, face injected pile of cow dung that got struck by lightning after Billy Ray fucked it one night on their Tennessee ranch….so they named it Noah…like the Ark….saving all the animals by giving them hope that their dung, if fucked properly….can keep their species alive in some natural disaster…or dooms day strike….

But she’s got her nipple ring out…you know edgy, just not where you’d want edges on a girl so that they look less like the slop that they are…and more like something you’d want to fuck….

The rich and entitled, coddled, trying hard to be a celebrity, only known because of her sister who she doesn’t even look like she’s related to…not even like the retard sister with the brain injury…or Miley Cyrus went to space….but more like a dermoid cyst that was tended to and protected rather than thrown out in the biohazard bin at the clinic because Billy Ray had an incubator from raising ferrets that he could use to grow it into this….he always believed in her survival…from animal feces…or vaginal cysts with teeth…that dad instinct kicked in and her gave her a life man…he gave her a life..

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