Noah Cyrus Ain’t No Miley Though but She Is in a Thong bikini of the day though…even though she shouldn’t be….because look at that sloppy or floppy young girl body..

I like to think this is a product of not giving a shit about how dumpy you look because you’re rich, Miley’s sister and dudes will fuck you for that alone….coupled with a societal shift on a whole where guys will fuck all holes and it makes those holes think they are perfectly fine as they are since dude cum in them…but they could be better…but why bother, laziness wins and if everyone is lazy and sloppy then it’s all ok….even though it’s not.

Then there’s the whole photoshop, face-tune, real life versus fake life, because most people don’t leave the house and real life becomes fake life..THIS METAVERSE we are already KNEE deep in…and they don’t even hide how much they lie in their crafty photo editing skills…because their real life body doesn’t matter even when captured by the paparazzi, since most people will see the photoshopped version….

It’s too bad…and BAD..but the boldness of the thong suit is pretty LOLZ….I mean…you think there would be SHAME…but I guess INCLUSIVITY is real and this is how it looks…

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I may have a celebrity sister fetish, at least on the most basic level, not like a traditional fetish, you know the kind that people live and breathe and can’t get off without, more a “do you like celebrity sisters?”…..”OF COURSE” kind of fetish…

The reasons I like the celeb sisters is the famous last name and access, coupled with the feelings of inadequacies so even when they flex, you know they’re lying, and when they start scrambling to assert themselves on the world like they are celebrities too…even when they aren’t…they end up doing slutty content like panty selfies or titty out selfies..

I can’t tell you why the ass was cropped out of this selfie, but I can tell you, it’s too bad that it was…because a thong without a butthole is like Chinese food without a fortune cookie…WHERE IS MY REWARD.

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Noah Cyrus has got some titty out because it’s not a selfie unless you’re in your underwear that is pulled up to your shoulders with your t-shirt hanging off your nipples like they are a convenient shirt shelf so you don’t need to buy any pins or tape from Amazon, because you come stock with t-shirt holders so that you can have part of your tit shown off in a panty selfie…

Noah Cyrus is Miley’s arguably less hot sister, but some people find Miley to be ugly, so they probably prefer this look….I don’t know…to each their fucking own…

I like to think she’s probably more interesting than Miley because she is not Miley Cyrus and if she wanted to break free from her sister’s shadow, she’d have to do it as her own damn person, but the reality is, she could be the worst version of Miley, younger, lazier, coddled, thanks to her parents and everyone around her giving her added attention so that she didn’t kill herself when realizing that she’d never be Miley…assuming these celebrities even realize they are celebrities…because their lives are always being watched….

Since I have no backstory on Noah, her tits, the nude selfie, we’ll just focus on the selfie and not the emotional trauma that one would endure being Miley’s sister….not that being the sibling to the rich would be a bad thing…you’d get all the perks of celebrity without having to waste your time being a celebrity which I guess wasn’t enough for Noah as she tries to do the celebrity thing she’s doing…which I assume the panty selfie is a strategic part of….

Keep it coming so we can.

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Here’s Noah Cyrus getting her COVID BOOSTER SHOT, or HORMONES because she was born a dude named NOAH CYRUS….or maybe it’s some fat transfers all these mutant transhumans of the social media machine are into…I mean paying to be turned into a fucking muppet avatar instead of realizing that their natural-self is the uniqueness they need, but when you hate yourself, I guess that’s hard to see…especially when raised and coddeled in the shadow of the mammoth that is Hannah Montana…to be the Miley sister, for all the wins, is far worse for a girl than being the loser in a small town with a far cooler and sluttier sister, since it’s on an international level, and Miley won’t end up knocked up by the football captain and obese by 24..

She’s also got her neck all cut up, which should NOT be a fetish to any of you weirdos out there, but that you know will garner the wrong attention by the wrong woman hating, chronic masturbating, INCEL freak into HORROR movies….which I guess she’s trying to appeal to…since everything she does is for masturbation purpose at least that’s what I assume for all girls…that everything they do is to be jerked off to….clicks, follows, likes etc…

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Noah Cyrus may look so bootleg that she appears to be Miley’s adopted sister they rescued from Chernobyl or whatever other Nuclear meltdown that happened around her birth year….or maybe like something they found in a dumbster outside the homeless shelter because she’s really not the hottest….

She may be en entitled rich kid who has been coddled her entire existence, probably more so because her sister is Miley so they either had to massage her carefully so that she didn’t throw in the towel and suicide….giving her that confidence she needs…knowing being Miley’s sister is a fucking gift in the pop culture mainstream…you know doors open when you are Miley’s sister…

She probably still feels some level of inadequate because of it, but who cares, she’s uncancelable….I think she called Candace Owens Nappy Ass Ho or some other racist shit and got off because she said “I didn’t know that was racist”….because we have a society of everyone calling everything racist, which is racism in and of itself, but they don’t even know racist shit when they say it….

She may not be the sister fetish you dream of when thinking of fucking Miley and her sister….

But I watched one of her brand collabs that involved a live show, I think for GrubHub because they didn’t cancel her despite the racist shit, she’ too big, too affiliated with the elite Disney team to be cancelled…like Seacrest Ellen (they are the same person)….

And as it turns out, girl can fucking sing…

Meaning….even though music is dumb, shit, garbage, lacks soul and emotion….I heard her perform and I got rooked in and watched the whole thing and liked it..

So I respect talent, even when I disrespect everything else….so I’ll look at Noah Cyrus being scandalous, why the fuck not…I just think it should be MORE scandalous than this…you know get that attention motherfuckers…

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Noah Cyrus has younger sibling syndrome, where she’s never going to be quite as good as Miley, even if she is more talented, because Miley’s a huge fucking star. I think her last album hit 1 billion streams this weekend, which in the event you don’t know how to count, because you’re a helmet wearing retard thanks to either a head injury, stroke, or retardation, is a lot of fucking listens…that probably makes her richer than everyone….

But Noah Cyrus, as the young sibling, has a level of arrogance, entitlement, and support because you know her parents in all those jealous moments of her sister’s wins, that felt like her wins, but that weren’t her wins….meant she was coddled in her own way to not feel inadequate ….

So now she’s a celebrity of her own, one who surprisingly didn’t get cancelled for calling a black woman “Nappy Ass Ho”….which last I checked is something that would get most people fired….but most people aren’t CYRUS’.

I listened to her live performance the other day…in full….and it’s actually good, which I would say pains me to say, but really doesn’t because I have no problem liking shitty celebrities, shitty music, and shitty things…it’s part of being shitty….I don’t think I am above pop music, or popular things, even if I am generally disgusted by it…but yeah, seeing her perform live has made her whole ugly Miley edgy weirdness vibe far more appealing, tolerable, and validated…

So I support Noah Cyrus and that was before I saw this clip or gif of her getting her nipples pierced in the weirdest way…

I don’t know if this was posted to her instagram, but if it was, more reason to like Noah, even if you hate piercings, it’s a fucking nipple getting pierced and that’s FUN and the world needs more FUN..

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Noah Cyrus is still not officially cancelled like that Country star who said the N word when drunk at his house, not that I’ve read anything about the story, I just see the headlines…and that N-Word when said by the wrong person can end you…I mean that guy is kicked out of any awards, dropped from his label, I guess every white country brand is like “ohhhh fuck, they already think we’re racist god fearing hicks, we can’t give them any ammo”….

All while Noah Cyrus can get in trouble, but not cancelled, because she’s a Cyrus for calling a woman on twitter a NAPPY ASS HO….because Noah Cyrus can’t be a racist…she gets deep dicked by black guys on the regular…they like her fat ass and I guess her fat pussy…and I guess her affiliation with the CYRUS clan…which is really the only reason people notice this botox troll…

Now these are pics of her doing the pussy wedgie, it’s a style, or a trend…wearing panties up around her shoulders, also a style and trend, becasue that shie allows them to photoshop themselves smaller WHILE giving the illusion of having a HIP TO WAIST ratio…it’s the look of the now…UGLIES acting hot…only this UGLY is connected, so we’ll pretend she’s hot…but that could just be my affinity for PUSSY wedgies, I mean EAT those fucking panties cunt, GOBBLE it up…

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The world is pretty funny as you know, it’s always been a pile of bullshit hypocrisy and insanity, filled with clout chasing idiots trying to get famous or trying to get as close to fame…it’s nothing new, it’s just more in our face and maybe even more popular than ever, because so many low levels have managed to become celebrities or at least rich, when rich is really the focus of society, and people have this delusion that they can do it too…

But what really makes me laugh is when Billy Ray, the one hit wonder who you know made STUPID fucking money being Billy Ray, has this obscure or fringe LA raised daughter who makes little to no sense named Noah, after the Arc.

So girl, who is rich, raised rich, has a sister who was really fucking famous and who made nudity part of her schtick, that really benefitted all of us, even if it was contrived, because it opened other followers out there to start getting naked….a good thing…but Miley was a Disney Kid, had her own empire, her getting naked was strategic as fuck, designed to break from Hannah and create Miley…basic marketing..

BUT THIS girl, who is rich, raised rich, despite the sister who got naked, is trying to draw attention to herself with slutyt underboob panty pics, clearly shameless clickbait and attention seeking…”if I get naked they look”…and that’s pretty fucking sad, not because she’s a troll and looks like shit, but because she doesn’t NEED to be doing this, but does it because she’s that fucking desperate to HIT, or maintain what she has hit…and that’s too bad…..unless you’re into seeing young sluts getting naked as part of their marketing, which I am…

In the event you forget, she called someone a Nappy Ass Ho and got SOFT CANCELLED for it, because they don’t fully cancel people who do CRAZY fucking things or say CRAZY fucking things even when they cancel people for FAR less…because nothing makes sense…

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The people generally hate whatever the fuck Noah Cyrus has done to her face, but I just call that the instagram face, where girls around the world turn themselves into an Instagram Filter by getting face injections leaving us with muppet looking shit…

It’s the ghetto, stripper, white trash, ALT girl, edgy sex worker vibe that for whatever reason they think is hot….

I like to think it’s because they grew up on nasty fucking porn with nasty fucking women and think that is hot since dudes jack off to it…

Not realizing that nasty fucking girls doing porn are what we jerk off to, not what we actually think is hot for all girls….

But when you’re some rich kid in the shadow of your sister trying to make it, you do what you can…and when you’re not that hot to begin with, maybe the face injections making you look like everyone else make you look better…if you’re into clowns…I don’t know…

I just find it funny that girls everywhere post their sext publicly, it’s been a thing for a while, but it just seems so outrageous to me….like this is the shit you’d beg girls to send like the loser you are…now handed out for free, for attention, etc..

It’s even funnier when the girl can actually sing, can actually make good music thanks to her access from her royal fucking family….but slutty panty selfies is her passion or output…kind of silly.

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Noah Cyrus dressed up as a slutty Sabrina Spellman aka slutty Kiernan Shipka in the Sabrina the Teenage Witch reboot….but more interestingly she’s showing her full ass because would it be a halloween pic when you’re a useless, shadow to your sister, whether you have talent or not, and you are forced to do anything sexual that you can to get noticed, since society is based on porn and perversion…it’s just more fun when everything is slutty….but also the only way a lot of these people get any attention…even when they have famous dads and sisters…

I am not complaining about a full ass shot, even if Noah’s a bit of a troll, I figure if she’s eager enough to get out there and put out music despite being Miley’s sister, she’s got a level of delusion from being a coddled rich kid that makes her think she’ll do ok based on the family she’s from…and she probably will…but since Miley brought TUMBLR vibes to the mainstream in nudity, this one’s gotta take that to the next level to even scratch the surface of existing, otherwise she will forever just be Miley’s sister.

I do think a lesbian sex tape, where this ends in some strap-on sex, even though I hate lesbian sex, it’s anti climatic…would be a better approach but we are bottom feeders and take what we can get here.

Noah and Tana Mongeau also went as Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton

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