I may have a celebrity sister fetish, at least on the most basic level, not like a traditional fetish, you know the kind that people live and breathe and can’t get off without, more a “do you like celebrity sisters?”…..”OF COURSE” kind of fetish…

The reasons I like the celeb sisters is the famous last name and access, coupled with the feelings of inadequacies so even when they flex, you know they’re lying, and when they start scrambling to assert themselves on the world like they are celebrities too…even when they aren’t…they end up doing slutty content like panty selfies or titty out selfies..

I can’t tell you why the ass was cropped out of this selfie, but I can tell you, it’s too bad that it was…because a thong without a butthole is like Chinese food without a fortune cookie…WHERE IS MY REWARD.

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