Noah Cyrus may look so bootleg that she appears to be Miley’s adopted sister they rescued from Chernobyl or whatever other Nuclear meltdown that happened around her birth year….or maybe like something they found in a dumbster outside the homeless shelter because she’s really not the hottest….

She may be en entitled rich kid who has been coddled her entire existence, probably more so because her sister is Miley so they either had to massage her carefully so that she didn’t throw in the towel and suicide….giving her that confidence she needs…knowing being Miley’s sister is a fucking gift in the pop culture mainstream…you know doors open when you are Miley’s sister…

She probably still feels some level of inadequate because of it, but who cares, she’s uncancelable….I think she called Candace Owens Nappy Ass Ho or some other racist shit and got off because she said “I didn’t know that was racist”….because we have a society of everyone calling everything racist, which is racism in and of itself, but they don’t even know racist shit when they say it….

She may not be the sister fetish you dream of when thinking of fucking Miley and her sister….

But I watched one of her brand collabs that involved a live show, I think for GrubHub because they didn’t cancel her despite the racist shit, she’ too big, too affiliated with the elite Disney team to be cancelled…like Seacrest Ellen (they are the same person)….

And as it turns out, girl can fucking sing…

Meaning….even though music is dumb, shit, garbage, lacks soul and emotion….I heard her perform and I got rooked in and watched the whole thing and liked it..

So I respect talent, even when I disrespect everything else….so I’ll look at Noah Cyrus being scandalous, why the fuck not…I just think it should be MORE scandalous than this…you know get that attention motherfuckers…

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