Christa B Allen Bikini of the Day

2021

Apr

Christa B Allen is from ABC’s Revenge…which was apparently or is apparently a TV show that I’ve never heard of…but it’s owned by Disney so it must be dark and evil presented as wholesome brain washing….duh.

Note: I need to use “duh”….more often….

You may also know her from a few other things like the young Jennifer Garner in 13 Going on 30….whatever the fuck that is….

I know her from consistent topless images in a “Free the Nipple” protest on social media, that you know is less about protest or women’s liberation than it is about getting noticed.

It’s more viral video than Gloria Steinem but we’ll let anyone be anything they want if their strategy to get noticed involves hotness!

For whatever reason she’s in a bikini for attention…without her nipple which offends me since I only know her from posting nipples…you “indian giver”….”dot not feather”….both racist expressions, even though an “indian giver” is a white colonialist who promises something and takes it back when stealing land from Natives…I think calling them Indians is the racist thing….then the whole “Dot Not Feather”…which was actually taught to me by an East Indian not a Native…so I figure that’s how they differentiate themselves…insider tip….and “feather” isn’t a bad thing either, they use feathers in their tribal rituals and ceremonies because they are connected with the fucking land as you white fucks should be….but you get what I am saying…girl gave us nudes then takes them way and makes them bikini pics and that’s a fucking downer…