Christa B Allen is some naked on instagram actress trying to get noticed….that’s not to say I don’t value and respect the actresses with their legitimate careers backed by their nude selfies for empowerment, feminism, or whatever it is that they claim clickbait using their tits is on some intellectual level of bullshit…

You know, when a girl gives you bullshit reasonings that sound too smart for “showing tits on the gram”….that we’ve really got to a weird place.

Why can’t women just show their tits and shut up like they did in the past, we know you are whores, we don’t need you to tell us how you’re not whores by doing whore shit…in some weird spin….

YOU CAN’T FOOL ME low level famous trash….but you CAN hang from ceilings like an idiot.

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You may not know who Christa B Allen is, but she’s been around the social media hustle for a while and by social media hustle, I mean she was getting naked or half naked on social media, because free the nipple feminism empowerment that I full fucking support, even if I think it’s fake activism and they are really just into the attention they get from being naked or the thrill they get from being naked…but if you need to intellectualize getting naked or make getting naked some activism…who fucking cares, you’re naked…whatever works…to get you naked..

She is not naked in this showing of her acrobatic yoga aerial weirdness, but she is giving us an upside down cameltoe, which in an era of right side up cameltoes, means fun.

If you’re interested in her prolific film career, all at the young age of 29, which is typically retirement age for actresses historically, well, she doesn’t really have a prolific film career and her last credit is in 2019 as “Javi’s 2nd Girl”…not his first..but his second…that like LOW hanging roles…but this upside down pussy in tight pants on tight pants tuesday shit is golden.

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You know what they say…suicide rates are up this 2020 COVID pandemic…like TARAJI P HENSON CLAIMING SHE HAD SUiCIDAL THOUGHTS THIS PANDEMIC which I saw earlier today and laughed…in part because COVID is a joke for 99.8% of people who catch it, since they survive…sure it may suck the 3 days they are sick…but they get through it….and I guess it’s not a joke to the people who have lost family members…but people die, life is fleeting, if it’s not COVID it’s something else…which I guess for TARAJI P HENSON is suicide….I didn’t actually read the story, but I see this suicide rates are up because people miss going to restaurants or the grocery store without a mask…maybe they are lonely and can’t deal with being alone…but maybe they should learn how to be happy alone, in their rich person houses, watching streaming apps..it’s safe to say TARAJI is bullshit and using suicide as an angle because her privileged life isn’t as good as it can be because of COVID…fuck off…trying to take the shine from ACTUAL suicidal people thanks to being actually FUCKED from COVID…where as Taraji may not be working as much, but CLEARLY her investments are killing it cuz she’s rich..

Anyway, this is not about Taraji, it’s about Christa B, who if anyone would kill themselves it’d probably be Christa B Allen, for barely making it in the Hollywood industry despite having been in it for decades, she’s 28 but her first role was in 2004….but I guess she’s into a different kind of hanging because she’s doing it wrong for suicide but right for showing off her ass…which is basically all these celebs are good at anyway…not to imply Christa B is a celeb, but maybe she will be one day if she either wins the lottery or hops into porn…which seems lucrative for other low level celebs…

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I once wrote:

I still agree with that. I have nothing to add. I wouldn’t say it’s the perfect post that took me 15 years to craft but I will say Christa B Allen and her shitty selfies isn’t worth my damn time to write original comedy everytime she posts a picture. I mean unless she was paying me…he should be paying me….my goal in all this is to get paid to post girls trying to be celebs…it’d be a waste of their money, but I’d spend it on alochol wisely.

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