Christa B. Allen’s claim to fame was playing the younger version of Jennifer Garner’s characters in 13 Going on 30….I’m not sure whether she was the hotter version of Jennifer Garner, but I’d sure as hell hope so, since Garner is the most average looking celebrity ever….

She’s also been on a show called Revenge, so I guess she’s got a legitimate career, I’ve just never seen her “work”….but I do find it difficult to call any acting “work”…it’s more of a joke or a scam…it’s not a real skill set…

What I know her for is pulling her tits out on instagram before everyone was pulling out tits on instagram…I assume her management or agents weren’t too involved in her barely lucrative career so they left her to her own devices which naturally was “get whorish on instagram it works”….because it does….low hanging fruit, not very creative, simplistic mechanisms girls have used forever…but it works…

This isn’t her tits….it’s bikini…but good enough..

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Christa B Allen….is not P. Allen Smith…yes, I watch PBS and I think he’s great…far better than Christa B Allen, who is a 29 year old who pretends to be an ACTOR because she was in some Jennifer Garner movie where she played a young Jennifer Garner, which isn’t saying much, since Jennifer Garner is so old….but more important…not very hot…so being a young Jennifer Garner in a movie translates to be anyone under 40 who is average looking at best….and willing to be a doormat to Ben Affleck cuz of groupie shit…

ANYWAY…she gets naked on social media for attention which is why she’s got 500k followers…and apparently she’s on TikTok where she has over 1 million followers…all while being someone no one knows because we never saw 13 going on 30…

ANYWAY…the nudes on instagram are always fun, even when done in some weird silhouette that you can still see the shape of titty and angle of nipple…and despite it reminding me of some elementary school Christmas pageant performance behind the white sheet…it makes her tits look good and I guess that’s how you get to that 1,000,000 followers on TikTok….you know influencer shit built from being in a movie once…it’s that easy.

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I am bringing all the A Lister top notch celebs to the site today. I just finished writing about Caitlin Stasey, who like Christa B Allen, is a no name, barely an actor, but has acted, girl on instagram who does nude, half nude content and really doesn’t get all that far ahead…but at least they are trying the “Maitland Ward” way, because before Maitland Ward jumped into porn, she was just being low level bottom feeding trash on social media riding the hype Boy Meets World was getting in the media at the time, only to eventually make 50k a month on Patreon, which was huge at the time, since the A-Lists like Bella Thorne weren’t up on that business model, only now she’s out here getting BLACKED, just torn or TORED up by big black cock….

That said, I Christa B Allen’s biggest job was on ABC’s Revenge, which i guess was a show, but her lasting legacy will be her slutty, trying to be high brow, clickbait smut for clicks of social media…I mean maybe she’ll get a legit credit on her IMDB again, besides things like “Javi’s 2nd Girl”…her last credit….pretty depressing…stuff, but relevance doesn’t just happen…it takes having something people are interested in, and just getting cast in a few things for whatever reason isn’t a guarantee, sometimes the stars don’t align and you have to resort to porn.

So her’s her jacked up face twerking….with those jacked up muppet lips..living the instagram dream.

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Christa B. Allen is consistently naked on the social media, the way girls were designed to be, despite all the roadblocks getting in the way of that, like terms and conditions of the platforms they are trying to get naked on, because they confuse having an account on a platform with it being their own website…leading to activism called Free the Nips, so that their nips have a higher purpose when they post them, more meaningful than if they were just to post nips, you know this is activism when there are real issues in the world in a time when we don’t need a reason beyond “i have a sexual dysfunction and like flashing my tits”….

She is rumored to be an actress, I’ve only seen her on instagram topless…but her roles include…who cares…she’s flashing titties…wooooooo we love titties…

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I don’t know who Christa B. Allen but she has IMDB and WIKIPEDIA so she must be important…

Let’s take a journey into who Christa B. Allen and why her attention seeking hipster style instagram pictures are more than just thirsty instagram modeling but rather brand support to her career…

So she is “Teenage Girl” in Youth in Revolt from back in 2009….and started this celebrity thing in 13 Going on 30 in 2004….and her career highlight is probably being on a show called REVENGE or another one called BABY DADDY….because they are actual TV shows….

TAKE THAT INSTAGRAM MODELS…this girl is legit….her see through social media is just her “ART”…she doesn’t need followers, she’s already rich from her Screen Actors Guild pay scale of 500 dollars a day, which her 4 episodes of Baby Daddy, that account for 5 weeks of work, which works out to be 10,000 dollars for the year!! Less agency and Union fees, bringing in a COOL 7000 dollars for 2015…which paid for 2 months of life in LA…forcing her to find something else to subsidize the other 10 months of the year while living her dreams…

She’s 24, not too late yet, but seeing all these actors taking the instagram model nudity to their self promotion is great to perverts like me who used to have to wait for an actor to fuck up to deliver nipples..modern times are so promising, even if social media is garbage, it ruins lives, but it still brought out inner sluts and created some lives, and for that we should give thanks.

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