Christa B Allen Thong of the Day

2021

Jun

Christa B. Allen’s claim to fame was playing the younger version of Jennifer Garner’s characters in 13 Going on 30….I’m not sure whether she was the hotter version of Jennifer Garner, but I’d sure as hell hope so, since Garner is the most average looking celebrity ever….

She’s also been on a show called Revenge, so I guess she’s got a legitimate career, I’ve just never seen her “work”….but I do find it difficult to call any acting “work”…it’s more of a joke or a scam…it’s not a real skill set…

What I know her for is pulling her tits out on instagram before everyone was pulling out tits on instagram…I assume her management or agents weren’t too involved in her barely lucrative career so they left her to her own devices which naturally was “get whorish on instagram it works”….because it does….low hanging fruit, not very creative, simplistic mechanisms girls have used forever…but it works…

This isn’t her tits….it’s bikini…but good enough..