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2021

13

Jan

Noah Cyrus Underboob of the Day

The world is pretty funny as you know, it’s always been a pile of bullshit hypocrisy and insanity, filled with clout chasing idiots trying to get famous or trying to get as close to fame…it’s nothing new, it’s just more in our face and maybe even more popular than ever, because so many low levels have managed to become celebrities or at least rich, when rich is really the focus of society, and people have this delusion that they can do it too…

But what really makes me laugh is when Billy Ray, the one hit wonder who you know made STUPID fucking money being Billy Ray, has this obscure or fringe LA raised daughter who makes little to no sense named Noah, after the Arc.

So girl, who is rich, raised rich, has a sister who was really fucking famous and who made nudity part of her schtick, that really benefitted all of us, even if it was contrived, because it opened other followers out there to start getting naked….a good thing…but Miley was a Disney Kid, had her own empire, her getting naked was strategic as fuck, designed to break from Hannah and create Miley…basic marketing..

BUT THIS girl, who is rich, raised rich, despite the sister who got naked, is trying to draw attention to herself with slutyt underboob panty pics, clearly shameless clickbait and attention seeking…”if I get naked they look”…and that’s pretty fucking sad, not because she’s a troll and looks like shit, but because she doesn’t NEED to be doing this, but does it because she’s that fucking desperate to HIT, or maintain what she has hit…and that’s too bad…..unless you’re into seeing young sluts getting naked as part of their marketing, which I am…

In the event you forget, she called someone a Nappy Ass Ho and got SOFT CANCELLED for it, because they don’t fully cancel people who do CRAZY fucking things or say CRAZY fucking things even when they cancel people for FAR less…because nothing makes sense…

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