Noah Cyrus still trying to break free from the name that she’s riding…while still failing at it…but you gotta encourage the ugly troll sister who doesn’t realize she’s the ugly troll sister to keep on going with this direction….while not giving her any mainstream coverage so that she learns that we don’t care to hear her sing, or her rendition of being a Cyrus…we want to see her like the other average looking girls on reddit…film herself getting deep dicked as she promotes her fan membership account that will likely do ok from all the Miley association….even though anyone paying for those membership sites is a fucking idiot…the world is filled with idiots….so there is money there.

What I am saying is that Noah Cyrus is not great as a popstar, a celebrity, a celebrity sister…but we’d all watch her fuck, we’ve jerked off to worse.

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Noah Cyrus is getting a facial…

Something Billy Ray probably wishes he gave his wife the day this was inseminated…but instead he has to spend his life telling her how valid, valuable, unique, beautiful she is so that she doesn’t do the rich kid offing of herself knowing she’ll never be Miley.

People think she’s disgusting looking, but that affirmation Ray Cyrus gave her makes her power through and strip down on the internet like their mom taught them…because if the internet existed when she was getting knocked up by ACHY BREACHY’s wallet…she probably wouldn’t have had to be the stripper she clearly when they met and could focus on the important things like nude member sites…it worked for Jenna Jameson, that bitch made 100 million dollars off her porn site, that’s almost MYSPACE TOM money….rather than making shitty kids like this to finance her life…

As it turns out this is a FACE MASK not a facial but I won’t let those FACTS deter my angle with this post…you can’t bring me down…

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Noah Cyrus may be a fucking troll looking bitch, but at least she’s slutty…

I don’t know if a hip to waist ratio is all that relevant when the lower half of a girl is basically a fat pile shit.

Her storyline screams damaged on some deep level, thanks to being the younger sister to a Disney created success….it can go either way…but both are equally damaged.

The first way is that she lives in the shadow of Miley, always feeling inadequate knowing she will never be Miley….the second string….

The second way is that she is so hyped on being Miley’s sister because when she was growing up second string the family and the therapists made her think despite Miley’s success, she was important in her own right, making the Miley connection actually make her feel of more value.

Either way, she’s getting naked on the internet for attention on self isolation, or quarantine or whatever you call it, because what the fuck else do you think this is raised rich as shit thanks to Billy Ray’s one-hit-wonder, so she’s got that level of spoiled white trash cunt…allows her to be a spoiled white trash cunt…so here she is trying to go viral, trying to be important…..fat ass out.

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I find Noah Cyrus the ugly sister. I don’t think she’s got anything attractive about her. Just a shitty face, a shitty body, shitty edginess, while we all know she grew up in the shadow of Hannah Montana, while sitting on her pile of ACHY BREAKY money. Being “hard’ or tormented is just not very believable…however…it’s an angle, I guess…and the rumor is that she’s actually the more talented sister who has the freedom in her creative direction to not have to live up to any Miley Cyrus’ Disney preconceived notions, because Miley, even with her wild behavior is a fucking puppet….

While Noah, has the freedom to be Miley’s sister who does her own thing, however she chooses, because she knows she’ll never be Miley, but Miley’s her greatest marketing hook.

She’s been pushing hard, so hard she’s in a mesh dress with her tits out, being racy, a lesson from Miley Cyrus’ Disney Team behind her rebrand…I normally hate on her, but I actually like the less famous, successful sisters. I find them more appealing than the mainstream puppets being “hard” despite being mainstream puppets…it’s like “You were a Disney Kid bro, get out of here with your tormented artist act”…while this one, the second tier Cyrus for sure dealt with torment, sure it was bratty torment cuz she in her sister’s shadow, but still torment….and that leads to a bit more soul….

So I’m not hating her, but I still don’t think she’s hot.

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Noah Cyrus had a birthday. No one cared except maybe a bunch of latch-ons trying to get to Miley. Story of her life I am sure.

Since it was her birthday and she is a rich and entitled bratty pile of dog shit, at least she looks like a dog shit, no offense DOG SHIT….she decided to twerk and show us her panties because she’s all living in the shadow of her sister and always will, she’ll never amount to what her sister amounted to and everyone will just feel sorry for her knowing that she knows how inadequate she is….

So here’s those panties.

And here she is with Machine Gun Kelly being edgy…you know cuz he’s edgy….

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Noah Cyrus can use her name, her dad’s celebrity, her sister’s celebrity, her family money and connections to make you think that she’s relevant…she can hang with the cool kids at the cool places doing the cool things….and far less connected people have made a living off social media thanks to the world being fucking insane and buying into their bullshit…so it’s only natural for Miley’s shadow to get some of that….

She can also use her tits in a sheer top for some hype or to give some illusion that she matters or that she’s “HERE”….but they are unimpressive tits, at least when set against that face and body, to generate some hype or to show people how edgy she is – just look at her shitty tattoos. She’s a try hard thanks to living in her sister’s shadow….But none of that will ever make her hot, interesting, exciting or good….

I’ve seen all kinds of nipples in my life and it takes a bit more than nipples to really make it….everyone has nipples it’s not that big of a deal…you need to try things like a sex tape…so get producing girl…

Not enough young celebs or wannabe celebs or sisters and daughters of celebs are posting accidental live feeds of their pussies being filled….isn’t that the whole point of being raised on porn and really the whole point of the INTERNET as a whole…cuz last time I checked it was.

Here she is with Diplo the dick rider and Orville Peck a gay masked country singer

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