Noah Cyrus is getting a facial…

Something Billy Ray probably wishes he gave his wife the day this was inseminated…but instead he has to spend his life telling her how valid, valuable, unique, beautiful she is so that she doesn’t do the rich kid offing of herself knowing she’ll never be Miley.

People think she’s disgusting looking, but that affirmation Ray Cyrus gave her makes her power through and strip down on the internet like their mom taught them…because if the internet existed when she was getting knocked up by ACHY BREACHY’s wallet…she probably wouldn’t have had to be the stripper she clearly when they met and could focus on the important things like nude member sites…it worked for Jenna Jameson, that bitch made 100 million dollars off her porn site, that’s almost MYSPACE TOM money….rather than making shitty kids like this to finance her life…

As it turns out this is a FACE MASK not a facial but I won’t let those FACTS deter my angle with this post…you can’t bring me down…

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