Most of the seniors I saw outside their retirement community doing some fucking “fall” outdoor activity are hotter than Noah Cyrus…and I don’t find seniors hot….I just couldn’t think of anything that I saw this weekend that could really outline and describe just how not hot Noah Cyrus is…

I mean I could have said my bloody anal fissure shit that could be anal cancer despite having never had anal sex with a dude with HPV dick….cuz I don’t do that gay shit despite having a blog about celebs which I think is a pretty queer thing to do…but you can’t really fuck my weird feces unless you put it in a condom and used it like a fleshlight which I am sure is more representative of fucking Noah Cyrus at least in terms of smell…

So this is her is that really as good as it gets….straight using the family name with confidence cuz the family prot

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Bootleg sister mooching off her sister’s celebrity because she’s overly confident – rocking some “HUBRIS” because the whole rich trashy family have over compensated to downplay Miley’s fame so that bitch doesn’t fucking kill her fucking self like she typically would if she really knew how much she fucking sucks in the grand scheme of the world and in her own damn family..just people feeling sorry for her…..alert…

Noah Cyrus. Topless for attention cuz she’ll never be Miley but she does what she can to get noticed a bit…

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Noah Cyrus is still totally ugly, but she got her nipples pierced and showed them off in this kinda see through white shirt. She also got more horrible crackhead energy tattoos, like a spider crawling up her neck. The question is, who is gonna set her up with Aaron Carter because I think they might be soul mates, that is if crackheads still have souls..based on the crackheads I’ve fucked I cant confirm that they have souls but I can confirm that they have herpes.

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Noah Cyrus in her thong, taken by Tana Mongeau…..Tana Mongeau is the slutty youtuber who has managed to win over weird LA people who don’t leave their house and probably spend too much time on the computer being degenerates between acting jobs…like Noah Cyrus, or Bella Thorne before her. You know these broken rich puppets who don’t have a concept of reality, finding humor in this Tana bitch, or substance, or something they want to mooch off of, allow Tana to mooch right back off them….usually by sucking their cunts.

So in keeping current with the times, Noah Cyrus fucks this Tana Mangeau, it’s what the perv kids are into, she also wears a thong, it’s what the perv kids do, and this is basically the visual representation of the generation raised on internet porn and VINE coming together in weird content they produce of themselves, instead of saving it for the movies they get cast in.

There’s a whole lot of attention seeking going on in these parts…

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Noah Cyrus is doing her best MILEY CYRUS LESBIANISM because she’s a mooch bitch who only exists because of her sister. Her entire fucking existence as anything is because of her sister. Sure you can argue BILLY RAY has impact on the world with his one, now TWO hits, but if it wasn’t for Miley, the second tier bootleg sister wouldn’t be followed and we wouldn’t be talking about her taking a “Getting fucked by a strap on, strapped to a big girl”….seriously, we’d pay no attention to it…but instead I am looking at her trying to understand why she’s acting like she’s hot, obviously too much positive reinforcement when she was growing up so that she didn’t develop a complex for not being MILEY….chubby monster with her own take on lesbianism for attention and it’s a little too feminist college millennial for me…thanks to who is cast in the photos.

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Ol’ big face Noah Cyrus trying to keep up with her sister MILEY only she’s a fucking monster…and will always be the bootleg try hard sister who only exists because of Miley…

Miley may be great because she took getting naked on the internet mainstream, but she’s evil and learned how to mastermind this shit from the people at Disney…who are also evil masterminds…so it’s not really authentic, it’s all a bullshit act…that we accept because she gets naked…

But I remember a time, after her first stint of naked weirdo, when she decided to do country, cuz her God Mammy is Dolly….and she denounced Hip Hop and being a THOT on social media…only to have returned to that with her new video…because it’s all a scam…these people are just soulless and do what gets hits..

Which is apparently sexualized, support women empowerment, check out this naked fat chick…nonsense.

Then their siblings try to find their own angle and it’s just embarrassing….here’s Noah Cyrus failing…

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I love that the no bra wifebeater outfit is a trend, not because I am into style or fashion but because I am into tits…plus I was in my 20s when this was a style in the punk scene…but only the real hot girls would pull it off…the real edgy people would pull it off..so it’s some Nostalgia for me…

With any great thing that happens in fashion and style, comes unfortunate thing like the bold troll bitches who buy into the fashion and style trend thinking it applies to them…

There is no fashion police saying “Hey fatty, don’t wear those leggings”….like there is no fashion police saying “he big ugly cyrus nips, put a bra on, leave the nips to your sister”….

But there should be, but instead we have all these empowered idiots…doing their bullshit and it’s annoying but still nipples.

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Noah Cyrus is the victim of being the ugly sister, the muppet looking chubby weird tit sister to a huge fucking star…

She’s been around Miley’s hustle, her career projectile and as her sister gets to eat off that same silver fucking spoon that has all the access needed to confuse an ugly girl into thinking she’s hot and important….but deep down knowing she’s just the sister…..

Who better than Noah Cyrus to showcase what Miley Cyrus has inspired or created as a general social norm…which is take ownership of your slutty selfies by posting them on the feed for their fans, audience, family members and dudes who went to high school with them to watch and jerk off to it…

Oh right…MILEY CYRUS is better suited for this hustle, as are all the actual hot chicks out there, but this always in the shadow bitch will always ben in the shadow, even when the tits are pulled out…

At least she’s keeping her face out of it and not looking as fat as she’s been….and remember – I am not complaining about young girls, even ugly ones getting naked…I am a fat of it…

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Who better than Noah Cyrus to showcase what Miley Cyrus has inspired or created as a general social norm…for all girls…than her sister…

Miley Cyrus has inspired all girls to take ownership of your slutty selfies by posting them on the feed for their fans, audience, family members and dudes who went to high school with them to watch and jerk off to if they choose to…

Cuz sex positive, which is code for “don’t judge me for posting my sexts”….and maybe some “I can use these sexts to make money”….is a great inspiration for dudes to jerk off…we need this content, so the more of it the better…and for every slutty pic a girl posts publicly there has been at least one dude who has jacked off to it…. even to Noah Cyrus…who is really not hot….if anything she’s disgusting…definitely NOT Miley…but we spreading the message her family started…which is to encourage all girls under 25 to post the slutty selfies on the feed – rather than just send them to one or a select few dudes on the short VIP list who get the right to see the nudes cuz the girl wants to be validated or encouraged by them….give it to all the people! All the people….even if you look like shit….cuz us socially awkward people need to see slutty selfies…and we don’t have the skills to get girls to send that shit to us. We need this public posting of NUDES…even from Noah Cyrus…the sister.

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