Most of the seniors I saw outside their retirement community doing some fucking “fall” outdoor activity are hotter than Noah Cyrus…and I don’t find seniors hot….I just couldn’t think of anything that I saw this weekend that could really outline and describe just how not hot Noah Cyrus is…

I mean I could have said my bloody anal fissure shit that could be anal cancer despite having never had anal sex with a dude with HPV dick….cuz I don’t do that gay shit despite having a blog about celebs which I think is a pretty queer thing to do…but you can’t really fuck my weird feces unless you put it in a condom and used it like a fleshlight which I am sure is more representative of fucking Noah Cyrus at least in terms of smell…

So this is her is that really as good as it gets….straight using the family name with confidence cuz the family prot

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