We live in a world where Miley Cyrus’ ugly sister Noah Cyrus gets to play Miley Cyrus with her own spin because the world loves rich and famous people with familiar names…

She doesn’t need to be hot, interesting, or talented…but rater just a vapid twat with a money making dream…narcissism and an ego despite being the least favorite and least successful of the sisters…and I guess Money….money that carries them wherever they need to go.

She’s the Haylie Duff, the Bella Hadid, the Ashlee Simpson, the Jamie Lynn Spears…the sister with issues who thinks that just cuz her sister does it she can do it..

Miley has inspired a generation of girls to get their vaginas out there on the internet, but none more than her actual sister..who is unfortunately…ugly as shit….save the Miley for Miley….it’s not a FAMILY thing…even if their mom was some stripper slut in Nashville before trapping Billy Ray sperm in her uterus.

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Noah Cyrus is pretty consistent with being an unattractive, even disgusting little toll.

She is also consistent with being a bootleg ugly version of her sister who only matters because of who her sister is.

Even being Billy Ray’s girl, she had no fucking hope and thanks to Miley she’s got some visibility which feeds her ego a little but is a constant reminder that she is just always second tier…

But she lives the rich life, the famous life, doesn’t need much credibility or work for herself to just be a vapid, lazy, garbage instagram chick who is half naked and gets the luxury of spending everyday like it was a Saturday….and lucky for her she doesn’t need to try to sugar baby to make that happen since people would only really pay the discount bargain basement price…

It all works out for everyone in the end….

Here is her dad Billy Ray making a comeback with the black crowd – doing black country. We like it.

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Noah Cyrus is fucking junk…

She’s just a spoiled rich kid showing the world that even if you have no talent or looks, you can still make a lot of money thanks to people giving you handouts because they like your last name….your sister…your dad…whoever.

This is a prime example of a person benefitting fully from who she was born to…if Noah Cyrus was born in Ohio she would be a cam girl, too lazy to work at the mall….into the male attention…cuz ugly girls like being jacked off to like they were hot girls….which is what this is all about.

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I know that the Cyrus family is pure white trash, they just happen to have a lot of fucking money, but at least when Miley was getting her start off her Achy Breaky trust fund, to do her own thing, she was cute about it….

She brought cultural appropriation of pop culture to the masses in the right way, with a bit of her country hick spirit, and a lot of her nudity….and it was a good time for all. It helped push the culture, perpetuate the trend of naked being alright and the whole thing was a success on many levels…plus I got to see her Labia..

But her sister…Noah Cyrus…is just fucking ugly, has no real edge, or appeal…is just mooching off her name…and her slutting out on social media is hardly believable as being anything more than a cry for attention.

She’s grabbing at her tits…it’s nothing special..if anything, it’s even gross…but it happened..or is happening so watch.

Here’s Miley’s tits

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Aren’t you excited that Noah Cyrus is a ratchet little young girl – who is keeping up with her generation by being a ratchet little girl…being inspired by her sister who took the ratchet instagram nudity to the next level, to the mainstream, making it a full Coca Cola situation…poptart twinkie shit…The Gap…fucking Disney…..instagram nudity, flashing like a pervert exhibitionist is just the way the world fucking works now….and it’s great.

Except when Noah Cyrus does it. Cuz she’s a vile bitch.

Great content though! Making her brother proud….because they are hicks and hicks are built off of incest.

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I know that girls wrapped in towels is a fetish to some dudes. I guess they like knowing the bitch has been hosed off and is cleaned off…drying off but still with easy access to pull off the towel and take whatever they want from them.

I know that girls play up the innocent post shower towel erotica…because I’ve watched 80s college movies where showers and towels are a huge part of their weak plots…

I also know that I’ve been to public campgrounds, gyms, pools and other places where towels have been used to cover up a cold and wet hoses off bitch. So I get it. It can be hot.

But when Miley’s sister the troll who we only know exists because Miley did a great job getting stupid famous…and this one gets to associate and ride off that….it’s not that hot…cuz even when ugly girls, rich or not, do things girls we want to fuck do,
Or dress like, it is almost obsolete…it barely exists but is still better than nothing I guess.

At least she’s got a hand over her face to help her look hotter. The entitled rich girl is trying.

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Fuck Noah Cyrus is Ugly….

Did her family find her behind the barn in the fucking trough a horse was eating out of after some inbreds gave birth to her and figured they should get rid of the evidence of their affair…to which Billy Ray said “Don’t tell my heart, my achy breaky heart or really anyone that I am going to adopt this sit and raise it as my own cuz I’m rich and it’s the right thing to do”….

Not that anyone cares because we live in a world where Miley Cyrus’ ugly sister Noah Cyrus gets to play Miley Cyrus with her own spin because the world loves rich and famous people with familiar names…nipples out, strategically relevant with the help of her team and that alone is tragic….

The fact is that she doesn’t need to be hot, interesting, or talented…but rather just a puppet copying people with less resources to get seen. Plus all the positive reinforcement from being the ugly troll sister no one noticed or cared about…coddled hard so that she wouldn’t kill herself…

LOOK AT HER NOW!

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Girls who feel the need to flash the world their panties can be a wonderful thing….

But girls who look like Noah Cyrus flashing the world their panties…for whatever fucking reason, I guess to get positive feedback, to feel hot, to find validation, all that other good stuff that leads to great content us perverts can jerk off to…is a terrible thing.

Save the panty flashing for Miley….sure the black sheep sister can be a good thing, when that black sheep sister doesn’t look like an actual black sheep who belongs in a barn….in Kentucky or wherever the fuck Billy Ray and his Achy Breaky Heart crawled out of before producing a couple of attention seeking, half naked on the internet sluts….who are probably very boring but try to be very interesting…and relevant as they mooch of the pop culture of their generation and re-package it for the mainstream audience…

This isn’t legitimate artistry…this is calculated…on the wrong fucking calculator…you know the calculator that belongs to the hot chick…not big buttoned novelty one for the dog who can do math equations….as part of his Youtube act.

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My initial reaction to Noah Cyrus in these exhibitionist, cry for attention cuz she’s the black sheep, ugly duckling, who probably doesn’t know she’s the black sheep or the ugly duckling, cuz her sister and parents probably overcompensated so hard with affirmations of how great she was, to give her the confidence she needed to not kill herself, despite knowing that she’s not the prized pig of their inbred hick farm…..

Point being, she’s ugly and should have taken a job behind the scenes where she belongs, but instead thinks she deserves the Miley spillover, cuz they are related, and shit like this ends up happening to elevate that nonsense that should never happen, like just be a fucking rich kid, but they can’t – they all need a social presence and this is how it’s done and it is terrible.

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