Girls who feel the need to flash the world their panties can be a wonderful thing….

But girls who look like Noah Cyrus flashing the world their panties…for whatever fucking reason, I guess to get positive feedback, to feel hot, to find validation, all that other good stuff that leads to great content us perverts can jerk off to…is a terrible thing.

Save the panty flashing for Miley….sure the black sheep sister can be a good thing, when that black sheep sister doesn’t look like an actual black sheep who belongs in a barn….in Kentucky or wherever the fuck Billy Ray and his Achy Breaky Heart crawled out of before producing a couple of attention seeking, half naked on the internet sluts….who are probably very boring but try to be very interesting…and relevant as they mooch of the pop culture of their generation and re-package it for the mainstream audience…

This isn’t legitimate artistry…this is calculated…on the wrong fucking calculator…you know the calculator that belongs to the hot chick…not big buttoned novelty one for the dog who can do math equations….as part of his Youtube act.

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