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2019

21

Jan

Noah Cyrus Hard Nipples of the Day

Noah Cyrus Hard Nipples Miley White Shirt

Fuck Noah Cyrus is Ugly….

Did her family find her behind the barn in the fucking trough a horse was eating out of after some inbreds gave birth to her and figured they should get rid of the evidence of their affair…to which Billy Ray said “Don’t tell my heart, my achy breaky heart or really anyone that I am going to adopt this sit and raise it as my own cuz I’m rich and it’s the right thing to do”….

Not that anyone cares because we live in a world where Miley Cyrus’ ugly sister Noah Cyrus gets to play Miley Cyrus with her own spin because the world loves rich and famous people with familiar names…nipples out, strategically relevant with the help of her team and that alone is tragic….

The fact is that she doesn’t need to be hot, interesting, or talented…but rather just a puppet copying people with less resources to get seen. Plus all the positive reinforcement from being the ugly troll sister no one noticed or cared about…coddled hard so that she wouldn’t kill herself…

LOOK AT HER NOW!

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