Noah Cyrus posted up some weird topless pic, despite having shitty tits but more importantly no actual fans….at least you’d assume she had no actual friends until you see the image the nerds of the internet adjusted so we can see her full tit….then you have to ask yourself…who the fuck is adjusting pics of Noah Cyrus topless so that you can see her shitty nipple….

Then you remember that seeing anyone getting naked or half naked, even if youare just there for the sister, is better than seeing them clothed or not getting naked or half naked, because we are perverts.

My theory is if you’re going to follow any girl, no matter how ugly or depressing her story is….knowing that she’s rich, with famous family members she will never be as important, relevant or successful as, but that because of that has been told she’s great her whole fucking life, even though they knew she was pretty ugly, probably why they doubled down on building her confidence, so that she can try hard to make herself famous being edgy too….since looks are only part of the formula when being a slut on the internet for attention…since being the slut is the part we actually care about, the person doing the slutting is interchangeable…

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