Noah Cyrus is some troll bitch who was lucky enough to be born a Cyrus, sister of clickbait Miley and daughter of One Hit Wonder Billy Ray and some cocktail waitress he knocked up early into the Achy Breaky fame…

The reason she’s lucky to be a Cyrus is really because it puts her on the map for no reason beyond being a Cyrus. People only give a fuck about her because of her famous relatives, but luckily for her, that can eventually make her famous too….famous for nothing, sure, but that’s basically what this coddled generation is into…a song and dance viral hit and a 100 million dollar a year Youtube deal all for taking selfies reaffirms that for most of these idiots…and good for them…all that money validates what they already knew about themselves…not that Noah is in on that 100 million a year Youtube Money…but she’s of the same generation of entitled enough to cash in on just being herself.

Plus her family obviously spent a lot of time hyping her up, they call them positive affirmations, to off-set the fact that she’s the troll sister, the ugly one, the monster….in a way that she doesn’t know that she’s the troll sister, because they hyped her up that much…

So seeing her simulate getting fucked from behind is pretty standard fare for an attention seeker trying to breakout of the fame she’s got for being Miley’s Sister as she attempts to be more famous for her own accomplishments – like simulating sex on the internet…by some dude who’s just there because she’s a CYRUS and not because he find her hot….because like her, he wants those followers too…it’s a currency amongst idiots.

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