Noah Cyrus Bikini of the Day

2020

Oct

Everyone’s least favorite CYRUS, including the brother who’s some meth trailer park dwelling, rob the convenience store for cough syrup and beef jerky looking motherfucker, NOAH….who unlike the ark builder or the great grandson of Enoch, is not a legend in the making, but rather a low tier clickbaiter who uses her last name, access, money to manipulate the world into following her and thinking she’s got something to offer…

This is the main problem with celebrity, it’s that the kids and siblings of celebrity feel entitled or more qualified to be celebrities than they probably should, but then again, maybe they are better suited to be celebrities thanks to living that life by proxy, especially since every girl of all ages is out here trying to be a celebrity too, using the same tactics and publicity stunts and nudity…only getting a fraction of the views because no one gives a fuck about them when they can get the level celebrity experience from someone who hangs with actual celebrities and may even feature those celebrities on their feed…

You know 90 percent of Noah Cyrus’ followers, maybe even 99% are only there to see Miley, so as she gets naked for likes and follows and attentions, the people are thinking “where are the Miley Cameos, that’s why we are here”….because Miley despite not being all that hot, is hot to me and obviously super fucking famous, or at least famous enough for her troll sister to think she is famous…you the residual effect….

She’s in a bikini and probably doesn’t know she’s ugly because you know you have to over hype the shadow dweller in the family so they don’t kill themselves…