Noah Cyrus is apparently engaged, that’s some exciting Noah Cyrus news that I am amazed that I even know, since like the rest of the world, her family included, I ignore Noah Cyrus and when I see her, I say “oh hey, where’s Miley”….which I assume her future husband also does, but in a more subtle way, because when you’re a Cyrus in the shadow of Miley, anyone giving you attention, no matter how talented, interesting, cool, amazing, good at sucking dick or taking it up the ass as you re, is there to get closer to the top dog in the family, FACTS.

To try to draw attention to herself, because Miley wasn’t available to give her sister a handout thanks to feeling sorry for her because she gets all the attention in the family, Noah took a different approach, and that was to wear a sheer top to show off her torpedo looking tit, NIP included, to off-set that really weird looking face….

I support all tit in marketing, especially of celebrity siblings who are broken on the inside because they are celebrity siblings…

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