I expected Miley Cyrus to be far sluttier at 18 than she is. I guess she realized slutting out at 17 gets everyone talking cuz in America 17 year old sluts are criminal. She has a team of people who are very familiar with child prostitution, it’s one of Disney’s core businesses.

So it was like her last “Hurrah” knowing she could get massive publicity with little fucking effort….like not wearing a bra, posing half naked in photoshoots, etc…making the last few months of her being 17 a lot of fun for the perverts….but then she turned 18, her parents got divorced, and she hasn’t turned to porn yet….and there’s a real tragedy in that…I mean all that emotional damage should have delivered more than just a video of her smoking salvia…I’m talking her smoking saliva off hard cock….maybe she’s just dyslexic and took her orders wrong.

Either way, here’s her titty window build into her Grammy dress cuz I like her for some reason I call liking all things imbred looking…

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