I saw this picture last night and I didn’t bother posting it because I am pretty sure it isn’t Miley, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t sext and that there aren’t actual naked pictures of her out there being shopped around by her dad, because all girls sext, especially when they just turn 18 and are trying to stay relevent and in the news. I predicted that the day she turned 18, there would be sex scandals, I was off by a week.

I don’t think this looks anything like her, but I don’t really care, possibly because I am not her dad lookin’ to get off to something he created while listening to Achy Breaky Heart, or possibly because sexting ruins homes.

This is boring, give me a pic of a dick in her ass and one bumpin’ up the back of her throat and I’ll start paying attention, but even then, who cares.

Stop emailing me. I know this isn’t her. Fuck. I am not a fucking idiot. If it was her. I wouldn’t have waited for hours to post it. Idiots and bitches, sext with your face in the shit fuck. No face. No fun.

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