I know Miley Cyrus is an underage fantasy to you Americans who can’t have sex with 17 year olds….but that’s not why I am posting these pictures of her on set, I don’t encourage Sex Offenders by showing them young girls they want to fuck getting wet and thrown around, with some Ashley Greene, the hot bitch in twilight all the teenage girls in the world aspire to be, and may even masturbate to, because young girls are all hormonal and weird…

I am posting these pictures because Miley Cyrus is a relevant talent, one who will go down in history as an innovator who changed the game. The Jay Z of sucking Disney execs off for personal gain, the Beatles of getting in skimpy clothes in photoshoots and outfits and behavior to turn yourself into a sexualized minor (not a sexualized miner) only to get many men arrested in their home towns trying to live out the fantasy she created with the neighbor’s daughter….

Here are some pics of the future, unfortunately not in bikinis, see, I’m allowed to say that, it’s this whole 14 is legal law we have here…..not that I ever take advantage of the law, I just know I can’t get arrested talking about it if I did…

Enjoy the young sluts being slutty, pretending to kiss each other, cuz all girls know what guys want…I guess they aren’t so useless after all…

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You can drink at the age of 12 in Paris and that’s not even exclusive to people who are famous. Everyone drinks because they realize that drinking is not only fun, but it helps annoying kids chill the fuck out and fall the fuck asleep, so they aren’t up all night getting in the way of you having sex, or whatever the fuck it is that people in Paris do.

Only in America does a married person, with a criminal record, on his way to go vote in his car, while smoking cigarettes and paying taxes, get rejected at the store for trying to buy a case of beer…..It’s like you can do everything, but you can’t do that…but I guess the good news is that there is always Mexico, Canada and presctiption pills.

So seeing Miley getting down in a see through top at a club, isn’t a big deal to me, cuz as long as you have a vagina and enough make-up on, you’re allowed into clubs here….but I know it’s a big deal to you conservative idiots, and that’s why I am posting these…

Fame is gonna eat her up like she was Lohan, and I’m pretty excited for it.

Here she is doing Paris right in various states of showing off her underwear….

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I am a fan of Miley Cyrus when she dresses like a little whore who knows how to get attention all while distracting from her fucking weird looking face.

I know, when a bitch is underage and half naked, slutty and putting out, the world is supposed to watch and collectively start masturbating, cuz youth, even on an ugly chick, is supposed to be a major turn….a logic where even ugly girls are seen as hot to dirty old men just because they are young and sure they have little cellulite, firm everything, but not all young girls are hot and I’m a little more picky with my underage pussy than the average and I put them under the same scrutiny as legal pussy, maybe because in Canada 16 is legal pussy, or maybe because I’m not as perverted as you….

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I don’t really get American sex offender laws. You see her boyfriend is 20 and there is no way he isn’t fucking her brains out on the daily, but for some reason he doesn’t get arrested as a sex offender, but a friend of mine convinced a 17 year old girl to meet him for a late night blowjob in the park down in Florida a few years ago, and when he got there the police were waiting and the only blowjob he got was with his ass in prison…

It’s like the rules don’t apply to Hollywood and I guess it’s not fair to the rest of you, but I live in Canada and up until last year, I coulda fucked a 14 year old legally and luckily for the 14 year olds in the world, the law moved to 16, an age where girls actually have tight bodies, and don’t look like pubescent boys 2 periods into adulthood, so I don’t really care, I’d just like to see motherfucker get locked up as an example…instead of some nobody hustling girls off the internet…but that’s not gonna happen, so here are the pics of her tanline he cums on because he can instead….

Here she is sitting like a dude….

Here she is leaving the gym with her bra exposed….

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I run a pretty dirty site…at least that’s why people who refuse to link my site and/or advertise on my site say. They say that I am porn, despite the fact anyone who jerks off to this site has some seriously issues and should be locked up cuz getting off to clothed chicks is the kind of sexual dysfunction that could get a motherfucker arrested living normal everyday life when forced to see girls dressed everytime they leave their house…

The most I do is flashes, cleavage and hard nipples of sluts who aren’t in porn, but might as well be, since they sold their whore pussies to get where they are in the entertainment industry.

The only thing “dirty” about my site…is that I don’t censor nipple and pussy flashes but that isn’t porn content…that’s just girls being girls and I don’t see anything porno about girl parts..except when it is on a 17 year old and my site is on the FBI radar for being a risky site because it is called DrunkenStepfather.com and implies I molest my stepdaughters….cuz I want to fuck them and their friends…but I don’t want to go to jail…

Miley and her sloppy, almost chunky body performed at some bullshit awards and showed off some pubic area. She’s been into flashing her cunt lately, and apparently you don’t get arrested for posting it, at least Perez Hilton didn’t, so I figure I’m not going to be the person they make an example of, and I’ll just link out to my homie who has it on his site …not cuz I want to bring him down…but because I don’t want to bring myself down…especially since I don’t have a legal team and historically I always get fucked when my friends and I do bad things…while they all get off…

Speaking of getting off, follow this link of Miley’s bald pussy area…but view at your own risk cuz I don’t know if it is legal GO

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I may not be into posting pussy pictures of Miley Cyrus cuz I am not an idiot and I know that the Kiddie Porn police won’t be as nice to me as they are with Perez Hilton, since my site is called DrunkenStepfather and they’ve probably been tapping my phones the last 5 years hoping for me to fuck up and this will be there chance to get me and lock me down, while he is some poofter queer who probably didn’t even write his own tweet and has high paying lawyers that will spin this to work for him, while nothing ever works for me….

But I am totally down with this new Miley Hustle. I never thought she was hot, I always saw nothing but an awkward looking teenager, but for some reason, I think I may be in love with her retarded toothed, bad singing, over-hyped ass, and I’d be more than happy to tutor her through her last year of highschool, with my dick, since fucking 16 year olds is legal in Canada, while making statements like that in the USA is apparently also a crime, cuz you are not the land of the free, you are the land of being told you are free, but are really oppressed, but who am I to judge generations of brain washing….I’m much better at judging teenage legs.

Here are some other pics of Miley in Leather Pants cuz she’s trying to make you all do bad things with your neighbor’s kid…she is the kiddie porn producer and she likes it…

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I have spent the better part of the morning talking to a girl who was 16 and 3/4 about sex. I was doing it for research purposes, because I tend to lose touch with 16 year olds the less time I spend in Starbucks and American Apparel. She pretty much told me that she’s been fucking her 18 year old boyfriend consistently for over a year. She was a gymnast and appreciates her flexibility. She showered with a girlfriend and 3 guys just last weekend and she is down with giving blowjobs, but prefers to get fucked from behind, sometimes by more than one person, as long as they cum in her and play with her large tits, since all teenage girls have huge tits these days….

When I was 16 and 3/4 the only pussy I was getting was the fat chick who craved male attention and wanted as much cock as she could get and really was willing to put anything she found inside her. The hot girls were virgins and in longterm relationships waiting for that special night and the slutty hot girls were fucking older dudes with cars. I still got pussy…but it was nothing like the anal loving/ cock sucking/ group sex parties motherfuckers are into at 16 and 3/4 now, because of hormones in the food, the internet, oversexed population and now Miley Cyrus, who I think deserves a thank you for sacrificing her throat to make her contribution..

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We all know what happens to teenage bodies when they turn 20. They start to widen and sag in all the wrong places and what was once an ass or even tits you could chip a tooth on because they were so solid and intact become a pile of mush you can lose your hand it. Then they hit 30 and things get worse. Pussy gets dryer and saggier because of the damage slutty break up months between relationships and possible kids and hormone levels dipping, hips get wider and pretty much all sex appeal is gone….So I appreciate what Miley is doing…she’s embraced her young body and figures she might as well use it to make some money, get some attention and we can thank the execs at Disney and their private meetings for instilling these morals and strong understanding of how to play this game….tits get fucking hits…and so does sucking off the right people or givng people something to jerk off to….

The reality in all this is she’s 17 so it isn’t that bad…just a few months away from legal and when I was 17 I was fucking and that was 2 decades ago….before internet and over-sexed media…so it’s safe to say this bitch has been there, has done that and is ready for more, which makes what is to come quite exciting…despite her weird lookin’ face.

A weird looking face I am willing to ignore for tickets to a Miley concert…cuz teenage sluts make for good entertainment…

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