Nothing says wild and aventurous like Animal print….except maybe for Hawaiian print….Guys love this 17 year old shit…so I’ll just let you assume she’s a hooker in her hooker gear…trying to get you to pay her for sex…cuz everyone knows that’s what girls in leopard print are really trying to market themselves as…sure they can pretend it’s in style, or just something they like, but we know the slutty, naughty dirty truth…at least while we masturbate looking at them…calling them a “bad girl” under our breath…when really she’s just 17 and fucking with your head on purpose…don’t be fooled by her youth…she knows what she’s doing and she’s about as innocent as OJ Simpson…if you know what I mean…Miley is a fucking scam….a scam you perverts love falling for…

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I’m pretty sure she has you right where she wants you…The power youth has on a nation that isn’t allowed to have sex with youth…it totally astounding. It’s like bitches should be getting fake IDs made to say they are 16, when they are really 20, to get the dudes they meet off proper, but more importantly to get ahead, cuz that is the winning formula..It totally amazes me, I mean it doesn’t really, but I am just saying that to prevent lawsuits….The fact that Miley’s got woman nipples that are capable of getting hard is wild…I think that mean she’s officially ripe and ready to eat….Or did that happen when she was old enough to follow this bitch’s lead and have her period on a spoon….who cares…here’s young nipple…I am drunk…and about to pass out…..amazed i managed to get this up with one letter at a time, closin’ one eye…goodtimes…we should do this more often…I’m talkign to you Miley…soon to be no longer 17 and I am excited to see where that takes her…and her pile of stupid money….TEEN NIPPLES….On a sidenote, I would hate to know how many people jerked off to these pics in the world….

Update:

I don’t know what that rant was about, it’s clear Miley is just a Young Innocent Girl beign Wholesome in public…Get your mind out of the gutter people….

Admit this post took you on a journey….

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Here’s Miley Cyrus wearing some bloomer style underwear you’d expect to see on hookers in saloon’s in the 1800 Gold Rush era as shorts…..which I guess is kinda fitting because Miley is also a little whore before her time…if that makes sense, which I doubt it does…

She milks this teenage into sex thing like Taylor Momsen, a lot better than she probably milks cock at the high school dance, but that’s just because she lost her youth as it was sold for a lot of fucking money, so she doesn’t get to go to high school dances like normal kids, but there’s apparently an endless supply of cock willing to “throat fuck” in the Disney executive lounge…

I don’t know what’s gonna happen when she turns 18, but for now, she’s everything you perverts want in a woman…and that’s that she’s underage…cuz society took that right away from you and makes you a sex offender for wanting it…making her the forbidden fruit..like these underage celebs porno to you…and the whole thing is weird if you break it down…so why bother…it’s easier to just look at her cuz she’s a public figure and it’s less creepy than volunteering at a local High School and I don’t mind participating in this sexed up teen celeb shit, but that’s just cuz I need the traffic….

See I am in Canada and I can legally date a 17 year old, but I don’t know why anyone in their right mind would ever want that….but I won’t get into that…

Here’s Miley’s Newest Song Leaked Today To Hype her Up and Give you a Soundtrack for your Masturbation….I just can’t get over how this garbage music that is clearly garbage music makes money….it scares me.

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You gotta give Miley’s hustle some credit. She knows exactly what the public wants. She knows exactly how to give them just enough so that they don’t think they are breaking laws that will get them arrested and she plays it off like it isn’t a big deal…because it isn’t really a big deal.
She actually probably gets off to the fact that people get off to her and is just fucking with them knowing that with an outfit like this comes a ton of attention. I’m not sold on her cuz she looks inbred and despite that making backwoods rape on a road trip with a man and his daughter in the 80s an experience to remember…I’m not sure if Miley’s one of those teenage pussies who will go on to be remembered when a new one steps in, sucks the right Disney Exec off and takes over….or if she will just be forgotten…but I am sure a lot of young girls are looking at these pics on their favorite Miley fan site begging their mom’s for sheer shirts and that’s gonna make things messy…especially for you, you pervert.

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I may find Miley Cyrus boring, ugly, retarded and inbred looking…I may not be as into her as the weird guy who messaged me on AIM today talking about how her jerks off to pictures of his wife and her sisters when they were 14 on vacation and in bikinis….something apparently A LOT of dudes are into, when really they should just go for 18 – 20 year olds who look like they are young to feed that fetish, cuz the girls who are 18 – 20 are less annoying, much hotter and more capable and secure in the bedroom….not to mention they don’t get your pervert ass arrested or shot by angry fathers who find out their daughters have been sending you dirty pictures…all because you have no self control and a fetish that is destined to ruin you….

Don’t get me wrong, I like young girls, but really anyone under 25 is pretty fucking young to me. If you saw my wife and her sloppy pig body, anything is firm…..So for you perverts, trust me it is just best to avoid all girls under 18 at all times even if girls are sluttier younger and younger…thanks to people like Miley Cyrus….you need to let them grow into legal sluts on their own…with kids their own age…it is just not worth the headache….Trust me, 14 was legal here for years, now it is 16 and I still avoid that shit like it is cancer…cuz it can be just as fucking bad….just less interesting….

I gotta say, I do like Miley’s ability to slut out to get more attention for herself than she already has. She’s at the top and knows how to stay there….All this to say, she is a good leader for the 18 year olds of tomorrow…..

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I know Miley Cyrus is an underage fantasy to you Americans who can’t have sex with 17 year olds….but that’s not why I am posting these pictures of her on set, I don’t encourage Sex Offenders by showing them young girls they want to fuck getting wet and thrown around, with some Ashley Greene, the hot bitch in twilight all the teenage girls in the world aspire to be, and may even masturbate to, because young girls are all hormonal and weird…

I am posting these pictures because Miley Cyrus is a relevant talent, one who will go down in history as an innovator who changed the game. The Jay Z of sucking Disney execs off for personal gain, the Beatles of getting in skimpy clothes in photoshoots and outfits and behavior to turn yourself into a sexualized minor (not a sexualized miner) only to get many men arrested in their home towns trying to live out the fantasy she created with the neighbor’s daughter….

Here are some pics of the future, unfortunately not in bikinis, see, I’m allowed to say that, it’s this whole 14 is legal law we have here…..not that I ever take advantage of the law, I just know I can’t get arrested talking about it if I did…

Enjoy the young sluts being slutty, pretending to kiss each other, cuz all girls know what guys want…I guess they aren’t so useless after all…

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You can drink at the age of 12 in Paris and that’s not even exclusive to people who are famous. Everyone drinks because they realize that drinking is not only fun, but it helps annoying kids chill the fuck out and fall the fuck asleep, so they aren’t up all night getting in the way of you having sex, or whatever the fuck it is that people in Paris do.

Only in America does a married person, with a criminal record, on his way to go vote in his car, while smoking cigarettes and paying taxes, get rejected at the store for trying to buy a case of beer…..It’s like you can do everything, but you can’t do that…but I guess the good news is that there is always Mexico, Canada and presctiption pills.

So seeing Miley getting down in a see through top at a club, isn’t a big deal to me, cuz as long as you have a vagina and enough make-up on, you’re allowed into clubs here….but I know it’s a big deal to you conservative idiots, and that’s why I am posting these…

Fame is gonna eat her up like she was Lohan, and I’m pretty excited for it.

Here she is doing Paris right in various states of showing off her underwear….

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I am a fan of Miley Cyrus when she dresses like a little whore who knows how to get attention all while distracting from her fucking weird looking face.

I know, when a bitch is underage and half naked, slutty and putting out, the world is supposed to watch and collectively start masturbating, cuz youth, even on an ugly chick, is supposed to be a major turn….a logic where even ugly girls are seen as hot to dirty old men just because they are young and sure they have little cellulite, firm everything, but not all young girls are hot and I’m a little more picky with my underage pussy than the average and I put them under the same scrutiny as legal pussy, maybe because in Canada 16 is legal pussy, or maybe because I’m not as perverted as you….

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I don’t really get American sex offender laws. You see her boyfriend is 20 and there is no way he isn’t fucking her brains out on the daily, but for some reason he doesn’t get arrested as a sex offender, but a friend of mine convinced a 17 year old girl to meet him for a late night blowjob in the park down in Florida a few years ago, and when he got there the police were waiting and the only blowjob he got was with his ass in prison…

It’s like the rules don’t apply to Hollywood and I guess it’s not fair to the rest of you, but I live in Canada and up until last year, I coulda fucked a 14 year old legally and luckily for the 14 year olds in the world, the law moved to 16, an age where girls actually have tight bodies, and don’t look like pubescent boys 2 periods into adulthood, so I don’t really care, I’d just like to see motherfucker get locked up as an example…instead of some nobody hustling girls off the internet…but that’s not gonna happen, so here are the pics of her tanline he cums on because he can instead….

Here she is sitting like a dude….

Here she is leaving the gym with her bra exposed….

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