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2010

04

Jun

Miley Cyrus Kisses a Girl on Stage of the Day

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In not so surprising news…Miley Kissed a girl on Britain’s got Talent….and it also has white trash prostitute looking Glamour Models….

I saw this one coming from miles away..It was the obvious move for her. Everyone knows that you start at Disney, End with a Sex Tape and take all the proper paths in between…

Not to mention, every girl knows the controversy and attention comes when you kiss another girl. It’s what college Keg parties are fucking made of, so this is no re-inventing anything, it’s just funny to see it happening as part of her concert tour, like some kind of coming of age into being the most obvious attention whore and celebrity slut who really just needs to release the fucking nude pics already, ideally after her 18th birthday, cuz I want to be able to post the shit…

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2010

02

Jun

Miley Cyrus’ Concert is Kiddie Porn of the Day

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Here is the flaw in the Sex Offender laws..you see, in American, we aren’t allowed to fuck anyone under 18, but people under 18 like to get fucked….and you end up getting bitches like Miley pretty much fucking on stage…or at least wanting guys to think she is fucking on stage…in a way that you’d expect her to throw herself at you if you were an exec at Disney or someone who isn’t as much of a loser as you actually are…and if you were to give in and fuck her…you get arrested…so the laws should be re-worked so that 17 year olds who try to give anyone over 18 a hard-on get in trouble for taunting, teasing and tormenting us…cuz if you hang a piece of meet in front of a dog’s face long enough, you’re gonna get bit…kinda thing…

Either way, here she is in concert, slutting out….and I’m not complaining…I just hope these pictures don’t get you arrested when you take your computer in to get fixed.

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2010

01

Jun

Miley Cyrus Camel Toe in Concert of the Day

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Miley Cyrus, Camel Toe

I don’t know what the legalities of posting pictures of a 14 year old’s camel toe on the internet is, but I am assuming that 95% of the world either have kids or have come across articles about Miley Cyrus and realize that she is public domain, and by public domain, I mean a dirty little slut who likes cock especially it belongs to a Disney Exec, because Disney Execs give you money to keep your fucking month shut, money that buys you lots of nice things….

So here she is performing with her cameltoe, not wearing pants, pretty much because that’s the new standard for popstars, or really anyone on stage or in the mainstream trying to look fashionable, because everyone is doing it and I’m not complaining, because I like any piece of clothing that touches pussy, ass and tit, so if I was to be reincarnated into a garment, this would be it, because it allows you to keep things diverse…and while I wait for that to happen, I’ll just put on my Aerobic VHS from ’89 I used to masturbate to, or stand outside American Apparel changing rooms, or volunteer at the ballet school down the street, where the 19 year olds are built like 11 year olds, or maybe I’ll just watch the old folk’s home swimming lessons, cuz none of those bitches are rockin’ the two piece, all to get my dose because leotards are apparently where it’s at…

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2010

25

May

Miley Cyrus Bikini Pictures of the Day

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When you have a website called Drunkenstepfather and your slogan for the site for the first 3 years was “a place where I get drunk and molest you”, you do what you can to only post and link to bitches who are 18 and over, even if 16 is legal where I am from, because you don’t want the FBI, who are probably already watching the site closely, thinking that I may have bad intentions, even if I don’t, and even if there are far worse humans out there doing far worse things, like the execs at Disney and her father for exploiting her, so I don’t post 17 year old starlets in their bikinis, even if they are celebrities who give lapdances, and are fairgame cuz they want all the attention and they want you to think of them sexually, cuz I just don’t want legal issues….but I do look at pictures of 17 year olds in their bikinis…cuz I am only human…and in Canada, I am allowed to fuck them…..

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2010

12

May

Miley Cyrus Lap Dance Video of the Day

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The big news yesterday was that someone was shopping around video of Miley Cyrus giving a lap dance and I guess TMZ got their hands on the shit because here it is…..and really I don’t find it all that interesting or surprising because girls of all ages are little dirty dancers and the fact that she’s not getting gangbanged by a group of guys after High School practice is pretty fucking wholesome of her.

I’m calling no big deal on this shit, but I am down with getting some private dances from Miley, it seems like she knows what she’s doing, which will be a nice back-up plan if all else fails, which I am pretty sure it won’t….She’s at the level of fame where stripping is not an option….

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2010

05

May

Miley Cyrus Can’t Be Tamed and Sluts Out of the Day

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Here is a pantsless performance of Miley, who is half bird, have teenage prostitute and she’s pretty much doing the Gaga, I guess trying to re-invent herself, saying shit like how she goes through guys like money and that she can’t be tamed, all while showing off her tit, and I can only assume at least one of you is going to jerk off to this shit. I guess I shouldn’t hate on Gaga as much as I do, cuz she managed to get all these conservative Jesus virgin cunts to whore out, dyke out, and influence a whole lot of girls to follow her lead, making this summer a possible beautiful thing…so I’ll stop bothering laughing about the new Miley and I will just let you get back to masturbating, cuz it’s not everday you get to see a minor like this, so take advantage and then thank Hollywood for giving you some kiddie porn…goodtimes..

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2010

29

Apr

Miley Cyrus Rocks the Mic of the Day

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There are some pretty desperate people out there who can get off to an ugly teenage popstar just because she’s got a mic up in her face that makes it easier to visualize a cock in its place. I never really understood that level of desperation but that’s probably because celebrities don’t really get me fired up, but slutty 19 year olds do, and there’s ample clips of slutty 19 year olds on the internet actually sucking dick on video, so I never had to get that low and pathetic to pretend a mic was a cock, but don’t feel bad, I am pretty sure there have been many other things that were just as low, desperate and pathetic, but no one’s judgin’ anyone here, we’re all a gang of fucking losers…especially you.

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Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Performing

2010

29

Mar

Miley Cyrus and her Bikini Top Take a Bike Ride of the Day

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I guess posting this many pictures of a 17 year old on her bike would be considered creepy…but way less creepy than my friend who rides his bike on the bike path all summer looking for hot young pussy to follow…not to creep them out…or touch them or anything…but to watch where they lock their bikes up when they go to get ice cream…or to a store…so that he can sniff the fucking street…so compared to him…posting pictures of Miley Cyrus while she’s still a mature and responsible money making 17 year old seems totally fucking wholesome…you see there are some girls who at 17 act like they are 10 and you don’t really want to jerk off to their pictures cuz it’s wrong but then there are other 17 year olds who are just 10 months away from being legal who make you think “what’s 10 months, she’s can’t possibly change that much in that period of time”, making this shit so not wrong at all…not to mention she’s not even hot, her face is fucking wonky, she’s already been fucked more times than some strippers you’ve had lap dances from and she is going to crash and burn, they all do, so you will be seeing her naked in the next decade…that’s a guarantee…wait and see…apparently it’s also a poem…

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2010

26

Mar

Miley Cyrus Kicks Off Her Film Career in a Tight Dress of the Day

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Famous last words of a young singer with a successful singing career and a huge fanbase, is when they claim to give all that up for a film career, which is exactly what Miley Cyrus is doing. I guess it’s some effort to re-invent herself from the annoying cunt 12 year olds and perverted old men fell in love with, and the good news is that when these child celebrities decide to re-invent themselves it always involves them doing nude scenes, playing prostitutes and getting addicted to drugs, so I know that this tight dress on Miley is just a preview of what’s to come, not that I find her hot, but I find the collapse pretty entertaining…

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2010

23

Mar

Miley Cyrus Does the Lohan of the Day

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These pictures bring back memories of when Lohan was just 18 and at her peak before everything fell apart cuz the dude from The 70s Show broke her heart and made her spiral into drugs, lesbianism, random cock, partying, only I think Lohan showed off a little more cleavage, but I don’t really remember since it happened so long ago, long enough to make me think most of her career has been spent not working and being talked about in the media than actually acting in movies. This whole celebrity thing is a fucking joke. It annoys me. But I am excited to see fame chew up Miley and spit her out, you know as she tries to re-invent herself in “Adult Roles” just because it’s more entertaining than any movie or TV show she’s ever been in.

Here she is doin’ the Lohan, predicting what’s to come…

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