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2010

08

Mar

Miley Cyrus’ White Trash Hick Cowboy Mouth of the Day

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I watched the Academy Awards, or I like to call it the dick sucking fest for people who don’t really need their dicks sucked cuz they already have fooled society enough into getting ridiculously rich by pretty much playing and pretending they work. I don’t want to bother reliving the shit, cuz I tweeted the shit and I figure everyone else was too, and I’m sure everyone is talking about it today, because we are bored in life and need this celebrity shit to entertain us, or distract us, because it’s easier than finding a hobby, or doing something of value, even though the celebrity shit is just as bullshit as the movies they are in…but I did notice that Miley Cyrus was showing off her tits and despite knowing she’s a rich and slutty teenager who is starting to show off her recently developed tits, like the time my stepdaughter thought it was a good idea to show us all her used tampon the day she got her first period..

I just like the fact that Miley proves that you can take a girl out of the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer park out of her mouth. It’s like she wants her white trash inbred lookin’ mouth, like she doesn’t want to forget her toothless crooked mouthed redneck heritage, even though she can afford a set of the best vaneers….

Here she is riding her bike – because she’s a fucking kid – you perverts – stop fantasizing about pulling some “No Adults Allowed” sweet talkin stunt..

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Posted in:cleavage|Miley Cyrus|Mouth|Tits|White Trash

2010

13

Jan

Miley Cyrus Showing Off a Big Black Bra of the Day

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I’m not a chick, but I have seen chicks in bras and I don’t think they have every quite looked like the bra Miley is wearing and showing off under her shirt. It’s like this is some kind of undershirt shaped like a bra, or maybe Miley just doesn’t want to admit she’s an A-Cup and stepped up to a B out of ego, or maybe this is a modern training bra since she is still a kid, but whatever it is, I know it looks pretty fucking awkward, and I guess in her defense not only will there be no chance of a nipple slip, there is also no chance of getting dudes hard cuz it looks fucking weird….well actually she is underage and has a huge following of perverts everywhere who like the idea of underage pussy and pay little attention to what that underage pussy looks like because being underage makes it good enough….but it still looks fucking weird….

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Posted in:Big Bra|Miley Cyrus

2010

11

Jan

Miley Cyrus’ Virgin Who Isn’t a Virgin Muffin Top of the Day

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I met a girl this weekend who was talking about her boyfriend and how obsessed he was with Miley Cyrus. He thought she was so fucking hot and that she caught him jerking off to pictures of her online on more than one occassion. Which amazed me because I found it weird, maybe because I think she’s a fucking disaster with a wonky inbred face….I guess he just liked the whole young girl pretending she’s a virgin act, so I asked her if he ever insisted on putting ketchup inside her while they fuck to simulate de-virginization, because as a man who has never banged or wanted to bang a virgin in his life, I can’t really relate, see I only likes my pussy tainted like the meat at the ghetto grocery store cuz tainted means affordable….needless to say, that girl I met on the weekend didn’t want to become friends….but apparently Miley’s vagina wants to become friends with every cock around…I guess that’s what Disney execs only allowing you to do oral all these years will do to a motherfucker…and here she is keeping it wholesome with her muffin top….

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Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Muffin top

2009

07

Dec

Miley Cyrus and her Inappropriate Christmas Shorts of the Day

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As an adult male, I get a lot of slack for sexualizing these 17 year old girls, even though we’re genetically programmed to want young and fertile pussy, the law works against us, at least in the USA because in Canada we can do whatever the fuck we want as long as it is consensual, and in my case consensual involves a whole lot of booze and downers but that’s got nothing to for with the point of this post….

The point of the post is to say that when a 17 year old dresses like this to events, or everyday or whenever, it is unnatural for a heterosexual man to not notice. It is homosexual to look at this and say “ewww tight body in short shorts…gross” even when it is Miley Cyrus and it is gross, because it is instinctual to want to get our dicks in the shit, and in Miley’s case, I definitely mean shit.

See I still think Miley Cyrus looks half retarded, like a retard who got away from a life as a retard, but if she was left inside the womb a couple more months to ripen, but she was pretty fucking close to being downs syndrome and the proof is in her face. See I don’t find her hot and I don’t want to fuck her, but I’m saying it’s not your fault if you do, you’re just a consumer to the product she’s marketing by wearing very little fucking clothes and if anything she should get in trouble for that and not you…cuz if young pussy is thrown down your fucking throat it is hard to not swallow and step back and say “no wait, stop, you’re a minor and this is illegal in most states”, it’s cockteasing at it is worst because it can land a motherfucker in jail and I think it’s gotta be stopped or laws have got to change because otherwise it si just not fair….

And now I have to punish you with a Miley Cyrus Song at the Jingle Bell Ball Where these pics are from….You will like it on mute cuz you get to watch her retard ass bouncing up and down…

Here’s an annoying interview with the fast talkin’ twat at the same event because I figured you need to be turned off by this girl in the event you are one of the weird ones actually turned on by her….her voice and stupidity is the cure to all inappropriate erections….

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Posted in:Legs|Miley Cyrus|Short

2009

04

Dec

More Miley Cyrus Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I posted these pictures of Miley Cyrus in her Bikini yesterday because my life is all about catering to perverts with know taste, who like jailbait because it is illegal in their state and because they are dirty old men who think she’s all fresh and so clean, even though one meeting at Disney leaves her tasting more cock than the 40 year old whore down the street from me who is a mother of 8, but in Miley Cyrus’ defense the 40 year old down the street only gets a few customers an hour, now that word is out she has AIDS, but still, there’s nothing pure about this corporate tool to brainwash kids, not to mention she looks like she is semi-retarded, like that she didn’t get enough oxygen to their brain when they were being born because they got tangled up in their dad’s achey breaky mullet, or that maybe her parents are actually brother and sister…cuz guess what….you can’t hide incest no matter how hard you try…it always shows up in a wonky fuckin face…

Either way, I felt obligated to post these pictures of her adjusting her bikini top, cuz it is just the kind of subjective bullshit your pervert ass needs.

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Posted in:Bikini|Miley Cyrus

2009

03

Dec

Miley Cyrus Pink Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Miley Cyrus Bikini Pictures Pink

I can only assume that this bitch is 18. I figure if Disney can exploit her and give her a career there’s no way she’s not an adult by now and just posing as a kid, cuz I am sure there are strict labor laws and shit, making this all okay to post pictures of her in a bikini, even if you’re ass wants to get off on them, not that it matters really, cuz in Canada 16 is legal, so we’re technically allowed to pick the girls up in our vans outside of highschool and do all the dirty things we want to them as long as they agree to it and aren’t gagged and hog tied the entire process, we just aren’t allowed to video tape the shit or take pictures of the shit, unless it is with our memory to reference when needed, not that I need that with this Miley bitch. I think she looks half retarded, has pretty much no sex appeal and a shitty body. The only thing going for her is that she’s not 300 fucking pounds and that’s really not saying much, but I know you American folk and your low standards will love this shit and I have no choice but to post it…just don’t zoom in on the picture to see if you see lip or anything cuz that would take this from wholesome to bad intentions and that’s the kind of thing that gets us arrested…even though we didn’t take the pictures or release them to the internet….but historically we’re always the fall guy…

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Posted in:Bikini|Miley Cyrus

2009

16

Nov

Miley Cyrus and Her Stage Humping Videos of the Day

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You don’t really realize the damage you do to a little whore when you’re a Disney exec and she’s 14 and in your office willing to do whatever she has to do to you since it is in the contract, until you see her taking the dance you taught her to her stage performance in front of 100s of ten year olds in leather shorts.

It’s like you can’t molest a teenage girl and not expect her to start thinking her only value is a little whore and the whole thing probably gets you excited because you know you created this.

I know this video was from a while ago, but I had no choice but to post it because it is so inappropriate and a sign of what’s to come as these ten year olds watching start getting their periods and takin’ the Miley moves to teenage birthday parties at the bowling alley and it all ends in teenage pregnancy, probably one of my favorite things…

Don’t worry, we’re not perverts for watching this, she’s a pervert for doing this and her and Disny are perverts for marketing this and making us watch this. We are just slaves to the corporate machine and Miley is their tool.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Stage Humping

2009

13

Nov

Miley Cyrus in a Shitty See Thru for the Perverts of the Day

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I love when I see grown American men go crazy over Miley Cyrus because she isn’t hot at all. Seriously, she’s got no sex appeal and I can’t even see anything about her I find hot or even remotely attractive which is saying a lot because I would fuck rotting meat if it was defrosted.

See, I live in a place where 14 was legal for the longest time and may still be. So teenage vagina wasn’t taboo or wrong to look at and want or even touch, lick or fuck. If anything, the French Canadian Catholic Church encouraged us to get married to 14 year olds and make as many kids as possible to man our farms before everyone got uptight about the shit and decided that even though they have their periods and can have kids according to their body function and nature they shouldn’t….

So here are boring pics of Miley for you and not for me and you can pretend this is a hot see-thru if you really want cuz I see tank top straps your creepy ass can pretend it is a bra.

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Posted in:Miley Cyrus|See Thru

2009

19

Oct

Miley Cyrus Does Sex in the City With Kim Cattrall of the Day

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Here’s something the mom I saw getting out of her Mercedes SUV in her Uggs, leggings and Juicy couture jacket with her 6 year old will totally get a kick out of, you know since Sex and the City is her masturbation material, inspiration and reason why she married a rich older man, and since she’s clearly trying to hang onto her youth and probably get excited about Miley Cyrus with the kids in her son’s class.

If you read the site you know how I feel about how this show has single handedly turned women in their 20s into gay men, because shit was written by a gay man and women were drawn to the luxurious lifestyles they live, which is cool for gay people, but fucks up the morals and values of women, leaving them lot washed up, infertile, alone and old all because society and your uterus isn’t designed to be a slutty whore with no self respect who somehow though fucking the world, having a career and all that was empowering.

That said, here is Miley and her Den Mother Kim Cattrall in the same outfit in front of some product placement, since all movies are just ads now, in the new Sex and the City Movie, despite the women in the movie being too old for both sex and the city…

I guess this joke works well for chicks, but as a dude, all I wish is that they were both naked so I could rate how life takes it’s toll on a pussy, before fulfilling one of my mother / daughter fantasies all over both their faces.

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Posted in:Kim Catrall|Miley Cyrus|Sex in the City

2009

31

Aug

Miley Cyrus in Some Has Hugging Shorts on of the Day

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Miley was out wearing the Disney Issued shorts she is contractually obliged to wear everytime she goes to a meeting with her bosses, only she was good enough to keep the crotchless feature that buttons up like a pair of Peter Pan pajamas, buttoned up because otherwise these pics would make us all kiddie porn peddlers. Remember one day she will turn 18 and that day will hopefully be the day all you perverts lose interest with her because I can tell you this much, she is not hot.

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Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Shorts