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2009

19

Mar

Miley Cyrus’ Taking a Shit Face of the Day

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I am bored of the site right now, but figured I’d post these pictures of Miley in shit taking stance because they were uploaded and she reminds me of every young girl in my neighborhood who I follow home at night, not because I want to do anything menacing to them, but because I like to make sure they get home safe and aren’t doing anything to compromise their vaginas I plan on exploring when they turn 18 (….right….)….

Not that Miley would be the kind of girl I’d ever follow home, I’m just hoping she goes away, and maybe you won’t want to fuck her slutty ass anymore (promise ring makes the vagina off limits), if you are like most guys and get repulsed to the thought of a girl taking a shit. I’m talking to you exec at Disney who made her career.

Here’s the video…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Rebel|Slut|Tits

2009

17

Mar

Miley Cyrus Rubbin’ Down Her Mom of the Day

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The last time I was at a stripclub, I sat next to a father/son duo. They were wasted and talking about how they were in town for the weekend for some sort of bonding trip and every girl who got on stage they cheered at them like they were watching the fucking superbowl or something. At one point old man gets into one of the uglier strippers, puts a 20 in his mouth and lays down on stage, and the fat stripper rides his face for a minute, takes the money and the guy goes to sit back down only to have his son high fiving him and laughing and screaming like a fucking asshole. He was saying shit like “I bet mom never does that to you” and “I bet mom’s pussy isn’t that tight” and “I bet you could taste that sweet little asshole” and the whole thing made me feel uncomfortable.

Seeing Miley whoring out on her mom’s back, is a lot less weird.

Here she is dropping the paparzzi’s iphone

Posted in:Lesbian|Miley Cyrus|Rub Down

2009

16

Mar

Fans Scream for Miley of the Day

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OH MY GOD IT’S FUCKING MILEY CYRUS OH MY FUCKING GOD…MILEY FUCKING CYRUS…THAT WHORE FROM TV….I NEED A PICTURE OF HER…I NEED FOLLOW HER…I NEED TO TELL HER SHE’S GORGEOUS….NOT BECAUSE SHE IS BUT BECAUSE I AM OVERWHELMED BY EMOTIONS SEEING SOME WHORE FROM TV….

Go fuck yourself. Every last one of you groupie pieces of shit who make this whore think she’s of any fucking value. I fucking hate you. But I love twitter.

UPDATE – Cars Honk at Her Too…

Posted in:Fans|Miley Cyrus|Scream

2009

02

Mar

Miley Cyrus Goes on a Bike Ride with her Fame Fucker of the Day

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I didn’t realize it was Monday today. I haven’t been on the computer the last couple of days because I hate it and I was drunk or recovering from being drunk, so when someone called me to ask why I hadn’t updated the site I felt like I had to get up, even though no one reads this shit.

So here’s my first useless post of Miley and her latch on taking a bike ride because I guess people care, you know seeing these idiots running after them like they’ve just caught the Queen of England ripping lines, and the whole thing is bullshit, because the only thing Miley and her boyfriend like is riding their strap on, you know since it’s not breaking the promise ring, but more importantly, it’s the only way her boyfriend can fuck her because Vaginas are so icky, when you’re a queer.

Here are a few pics of her and her busted face taking a jog….because you’re a fucking pervert…she’s 16….

Posted in:Biking|Miley Cyrus

2009

30

Jan

The Miley Cyrus Titty Pictures of the Day

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I was planning on staying as far away from posting these Miley Cyrus titty pictures that are circulating around the internet because she’s only 16, and despite the fact that she comes across as a little slut, the law wants us to pretend she isn’t, while her PR team want to tease us and put illicit thoughts in our heads. The good news is that she’s an unattractive little pig, so no matter how hard they try to get me to admit I’d get with her on a public website that runs porn ads, in a way to back me into the corner, get me locked up only to let the other inmates treat me like Miley gets treated by the Disney execs, but I’m too fucking smart for them and I’m not posting to the tit shots, I’m just linking to them. Enjoy, you sick fucks.

To See The Not Safe For Anywhere Pics of The Side of Her Tit, Follow This Link, Cuz I am Not Posting this Shit and the Paparazzi Should not Be Releasing Kiddy Porn….
GO

Posted in:Cleavage Pictures|Miley Cyrus|Teenage Titties

2009

26

Jan

Miley Cyrus in Some Weird Horse Riding Photoshoot of the Day

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The next time Miley goes horseback riding, she should do it bareback, you know without pants or underwear, because it’s the best way to leave her box bruised, chaffed and smelling like shit, I mean other than spending the afternoon in a meeting with a team of Disney execs who own that teenage snatch. I mean it’s not prositution when it’s a career more, or maybe it is. Well at least she gets paid well, I mean otherwise it’d just be fucking sick since she is only 16, and I am not trying to present her as a sexual object, that would be illegal and suicide for me, I’ll just let Disney continue to do that, but in her defense, 16 year old’s are usually past the handjob phase, and have thrown the panty-on rule out the window, and taking things to the next level, so in her defense she’s gotta get some fuckin’ love somewhere, it’s not like that guy she’s dating is giving it to her, because he’s gay and scared of vagina, no matter how many promises it makes to give him a career.

Here she is doing a photoshoot somewhere….

Posted in:Horseback Riding|Miley Cyrus|Photoshoot

2009

15

Jan

Some Wholesome Miley Cyrus Riding Her Bike of the Day

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Here is a video of the Cyrus family because I feel like death and figure I might as well make you suffer with me.

I like how she plays the wholesome thing riding the bike with her friends, like she doesn’t get drunk and ride her friends like they were a bike seat without a seat when no one is looking.

I like that when she sees her boyfriend they give each other the “pound” with their fists instead of grabbing him by the balls like she does when no one is looking.

I like how this 21 year old has to pretend he’s fucking 15 to make their creepy union seem less creepy. It’s like watching a pedophile workin’ the easy bake oven at the toy store, if you know what I mean. Sure older people take bike rides, but you can tell this dude would rather be out gambling drinking and doing anything but riding his bike like a teenage girl on her way to the mall, but I guess it’s a small price to pay for his career.

Either way, she’s at that awkward crossroads age where her hormones want dick but society and her publicist want her to stay 13 forever because it makes them all lots of money because apparently playing Hannah Montana when she’s 30 will be creepy as fuck.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Wholesome

2009

05

Jan

Miley Cyrus in Some Ripped Pantyhose of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is really taking this teenage slut thing seriously. Here she is wearing a pair of pantyhose you’d expect to find on a dead hooker found in an alley in the seedy part of town after she was raped and killed, or even in a field an hour out of town for the more nature loving whore killers. Or maybe even something you’d see on a crackwhore who is on day 5 of a serious bender that’s left her curled up in the corner of a charge by the hour motel room, unshowered, in the same clothes she came in on, crying in the corner alone, but it’s definitely not something you’d expect a 15 year old to be wearing as if to advertise how her 21 year old ravages her so aggressively because the passion is so high that she can’t keep a pair of pantyhose for more than a couple hours before the crotch is ripped out and his fingers are scratching a record like he was Sam Ronson on her box, but I am probably jumping to conclusions, she probably got them at Hot Topic and they are probably part of the Perez Hilton clothing collection and her older fame hunting boyfriend is gay and just with her for the publicity knowing that she’ll never try to bang him since she’s a good little Christian who is totally sexually satisfied thanks to the execs at Disney. Sure, talking about a 15 year old sexually is considered wrong, maybe even illegal in the US, but I like to look at it as a practice that created your great culture…without pregnant 15 year olds in the 1600s, none of you white folk would be eating your McDonald’s or drinking your Coca Cola today, so hating on me for talking about a 15 year old having sex is like a black person hating on slavery, that shit just doesn’t happen….oh wait…maybe I’m wrong about that….but what I am not wrong about is that when I was 15 I was fucking and I’m sure you were too, and if you weren’t you would have been, if you found a girl retarded enough to let you, I’m talking Down’s Syndrome retarded not bad judgement retarded, because those in helmets usually have low standards. I think that’s enough of this post.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Pantyhose|Ripped|Slut

2008

10

Dec

Miley Cyrus and Her Really Ugly Sister are Hipster Poser Trash of the Day

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There are a few problems with these pictures of Miley Cyrus and her sister walking down the street.

Firstly, they have secured something I’ve always been saying and that is that Urban Outfitters is some try hard hipster shit, and anything with the name Urban in it is a lie designed for suburban people willing to spend 100 dollars on a shirt they got at some homeless shelter, not that I shop or that I care, but whenever I walk by the shit and shit these tight jean wearing euro-trash in their high tops I get mad and I really don’t know why but little things piss me off.

Secondly, Miley’s sister in her ironic hipster bullshit attitude is wearing a vintage Mickey Mouse shirt, because Mickey Mouse is paying for their shit, because everyone knows that Billy Ray’s got no more money left from Achy Breaky Heart because he used it to buy his wife and fuel his cocaine addiction.

Lastly, take a look at this girls face, she’s an ugly version of an ugly Miley and it’s scaring the fucking shit out of me. The real question is whether she will ever find love lookin’ like the bottom of a homeless man’s rotten shoe. I didn’t know Miley even had a fucking sister and I guess if I was Miley, I’d keep this bitch locked away in the basement and as far from the spotlight as possible too because she’s embarrassing to admit you’re related to and like most retarded siblings, you’d want to protect them from the negative attention they will bring to you and your inflated career.

Either way, with a face like that, she’s pretty much got no choice but to pull that hipster, indy rock, electro, LA, art fag bullshit because for some reason hipster, indy rock, electro, LA, art fag bullshit guys are bisexual and more into a girl for her fake substance than her hot body, or hot face that you can look into without staring at awkwardly while laughing/crying/throwing up….and seem to think asymmetrical faces are as hype as asymmetrical hair….and that’s enough of this post…

Posted in:Hipster|Miley Cyrus|Trash

2008

10

Dec

Miley Cyrus Goes for a Drive of the Day

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I realize why this Hollywood.tv shit is free to use YouTube paparazzi video, instead of the other paparazzi shit that is too expensive for my blood and I am not just saying that because I am poor, I am saying that because they are seriously not Wal Mart prices, because I guess they think they’re Hollywood and Hollywood is just on a whole other level of expensive. It’s because their shit may be exclusive enough and they may be getting out into the depths of Hollywood next to the TMZ people and the other assholes who run paparazzi companies but their videos are always missing a little fuckin’ edginess.

Take this video of freshly learner permitted Miley Cyrus driving her Toyota SUV Crossover that she probably got for free from Toyota as a training car before getting a real car, there is not one single frame in the video where you actually see Miley Cyrus driving at all. All you see is a car driving and pulling into a fucking house making me wonder why the fuck am I watching a Miley Cyrus driving her Toyota SUV video in the first fucking place, but in my defense, I hate this bitch and only did it in hopes of seeing her drive off a fuckin’ cliff…I guess we can only wait until she gets her real license and does a little drinking and driving on her own, so let’s just hope she doesn’t listen to all her advisors, and realizes the faster she drives and the more she drinks, the more exhilerating the rush is…….especially on really badly lit winding roads….

Posted in:Driver|Miley Cyrus