The last time I was at a stripclub, I sat next to a father/son duo. They were wasted and talking about how they were in town for the weekend for some sort of bonding trip and every girl who got on stage they cheered at them like they were watching the fucking superbowl or something. At one point old man gets into one of the uglier strippers, puts a 20 in his mouth and lays down on stage, and the fat stripper rides his face for a minute, takes the money and the guy goes to sit back down only to have his son high fiving him and laughing and screaming like a fucking asshole. He was saying shit like “I bet mom never does that to you” and “I bet mom’s pussy isn’t that tight” and “I bet you could taste that sweet little asshole” and the whole thing made me feel uncomfortable.

Seeing Miley whoring out on her mom’s back, is a lot less weird.

Here she is dropping the paparzzi’s iphone

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